December 5, 2006 at 5:50 pm
· Filed under Jokes
A wonderful joke sent in by Trekie:
Four beautiful ladies walked into a hotel to stay in for the night, the name of the hotel read, “Pleasure Giving Hotel For Women” The ladies were convinced and walked in.
On the first floor a sign read, ‘the men on this floor are not good at having sex, but are very gentle and very tempting’.
The ladies were not satisfied and they walked to the second floor which a sign read, ‘the men on this floor are good at having sex but are very rude and self-considerate’
The ladies were once again not satisfied and went on to the third floor where a sign said, ‘There are nothing wrong with the men on this floor, they’re good at having soft sex they are very nice, gentle and hot’ the four ladies were tempted to go in but decided to go to the last floor to see what was in it.
When they got there they saw a sign that said, ‘There is absolutaly no one on this floor, this floor was just made to show that there is no way to please a woman’
December 4, 2006 at 7:20 pm
· Filed under Scandals
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December 4, 2006 at 7:15 pm
· Filed under Scandals
The stunning Asian chick fingering her pussy and giving wild expressions and moans in this awesome second part.
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December 4, 2006 at 6:50 pm
· Filed under Sex Advice
An awesome contribution sent in by meetha tota:
Picture it: you get home late from a hard day’s work and your girl’s already asleep, or you wake up first thing in the morning to go to work and you’re in the mood for sex. When you feel like getting it on but your girl is sleeping, what can you do? Read the rest of this entry »
December 4, 2006 at 6:35 pm
· Filed under General
Her ass touched and pressed my dick (which was at its full and rock hard) her body touched mine. I was beyond control now and wrapped my arms around her body (squeezing her boobs) and pressing her close to me,she was no less and her hands touched my dick (I was in 7th heaven), she said that’s not fine u haven’t allowed me to query u so remove your underwear as a result. I replied, “arre itni bhi kya jaldi hai maine tere liye 6 saal wait kiya hai,ab pehle tughe khol doo phir utarunga.”.
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December 4, 2006 at 6:15 pm
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December 4, 2006 at 5:50 pm
· Filed under Jokes
Women are complex creatures…..
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring
If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t , you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short :
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful……….WOMEN !……..
