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Joke: Why do people sweat?

People sweat... so that they don't catch fire while having sex!

Joke: On the girls t-shirt...

On the girls t-shirt:
Looking won't make them big;
You need to work on them!

Joke: Having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is...

Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice;
But having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is:
'Simply Priceless'!

Joke: Describe Virginity in 2 words

Describe 'Virginity' in 2 words?
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Center Fresh!

Joke: You can foretell any girls future just by...

You can foretell any girl's future just by touching and feeling her buttocks.
This divine knowledge is called
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ASS-TR0LOGY!

Joke: If a woman shaves her legs in winter...

In Winters, if a woman shaves her legs for you every alternate day, it sure is love!

Joke: What Do We Learn From Dogs?

Instead of learning unconditional Love, Faithfulness, Honesty and Loyalty from dogs -
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the only thing we learn is their 'Position'!

Joke: Wank twice before making any promise to a girl...

An Emotional Advice:

Wank twice before making any promise to a girl, it may change your opinion!

Joke: What is Mangalsutra?

What is Mangalsutra?
It's a device to enjoy Kamasutra without condom!

And what is Condom?
It's a device to enjoy Kamasutra without Mangalsutra!

Joke: Ever wondered why women wear panties with printed flowers?

Ever wondered why women wear panties with printed flowers?
They want it to be watered with a hose!




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