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Joke: Pappu Bachpan Se Hi Kameena Tha...

Pappu Jab Chota Tha To Madam Ne Ek Din Usko Bade Pyar Se Puchha

Madam: Pappu Beta, Tumhe Sabse Jyada Maza Kab Aata Hai?

Pappu Sharmate Hue: Jab Aap Mujhe Susu Karane Ke Liye Meri Nunni Hath Se Bahar Nikalti Ho

P.S.: Kya kisi ko yaad hai school ke aise din, agar kisi ke saath esa hua ho to reply in the comments.

Joke: Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta

Sex Peroid Mein Teacher Ne Bacho Se Pucha:

Tum Us Aadmi Ko Kya Kahoge Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta

Classroom Ke Sare Students Zor Se Bole: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy

Joke: Why Do Women Watch Porn Movie Till The End?

Q. Why Do Women Watch Porn Movie Till The End?

A. Because They Think That The Guy Will Marry The Girl In The End.

Joke: Bar Girl Ka Dance

Bar Girl Dancing, Public Clapping

She Removes Her Top, More Claps

Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps

Removes Her Bra N Panty, Total Silence ????

Moral: You Cant Clap With 1 Hand (Kyunki Ek Hath Se Kabhi Tali Nahi Bajti)

Joke: Ladki Ko Batane Ka Tarika

Santa Apne Bete Pappu Se Bola

Santa: Agar Apni Girlfriend Se Pehli Mulakat Mein Agar Tujko Su-Su Jana Ho To Kya Kahega?

Pappu: Daddy Bolunga Ke Ek Special Dost Se Haath Milane Ja Raha Hu, Jisse Teri Mulakaat Bahut Hi Jaldi Karvaunga Aur Tu Us Se Milkar Bahut Khush Hogi

Joke: Bechaari Gareeb Ladkiyan

Ek Raat Ko Santa Fashion Tv Dekh Raha Tha To Achank Uska Ladka Aa Jata Hai

To Banta Fatafat Bola: Gareeb Ladkiyan Hain Bechari Kapde Kharidne Ke Liye Bhi Pese Nahi Hain

Ladka: Daddy ! Jab Inse Bhi Gareeb Ladkiyan Aaye To Mujhe Bhi Awaj Laga Dena

Joke: Idea To Patni Ka Mast Hain

Kabrastan Mein Ek Aadmi Ki Laash Aayi Usse Dafnane Lage Toh Kabrastan Wale Ne Usski Patni Ko Bola.

Kabrastan Wala: Mam, Aapke Pati Ka Lund Khade Hone Ke Karan Kabar Bandh Nahi Ho Rahi

Patni Gusse Se: Kaat Ke Uski Gand Mein Daal Do, Bas Pure Shehar Mein Bas Ek Yahi Gand Bachi Hai Jo Ussne Nahi Mari

Joke: Saanp Bhi Mar Gaya Aur Lathi Bhi Na Tooti

Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Toote Isko Ek Shabd Mein Samjhao?
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MUTTH

Joke: Hindi Bhasha Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai

Hindi Bhasha Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai.

Ghadi Kharab Ho To Kehte Hai: Bandh Hai

Par Agar Ladki Kharab Ho To Kahte Hai: Chaalu Hai

Joke: Go Without Bra

Free Advice To Women By William Sexfear

Go Without Bra.

Nobody Will Notice The Wrinkles On Your Face.