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Joke: Whats starts with a C and ends with a T?

Whats starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Coconut

Joke: Whats in front of a woman and back of a cow?

Whats in front of a woman and back of a cow?

The letter W

Joke: Two daughters given parts in a Christmas pageant...

Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role.

Finally the 10 year old said to her younger sister, "Well you just ask Mom. She'll tell you it's much harder to be a virgin than it is to be an angel."

Joke: Sex and Girls

Joey's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls."

The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."

Joke: Man Wanting To Get Screwed

The traveller knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted.

"I want to get screwed," said the man.

"OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot," answered the voice. The man did this, the panel was closed, minutes passed. Nothing happened. He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open.

"Hey," exclaimed the sport, "I want to get screwed!"

"What?" said the voice, "Again?"

Joke: Whenever a boy kisses a girl he...

Teacher: Believe it or not, whenever a boy kisses a girl he pass transfers on 60,000 germs to the girl. So what do you think you should do?

A girl raises her hand.

Girl: Madam, I believe that we should return their germs in the same manner.

Joke: Missionary spent years showing a tribe of natives...

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home. He thinks that the one thing he never did was to teach these natives how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest.

He points to a tree and tells the chief, 'this is a tree.' The chief looks at the tree and grunts, 'tree.'

The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says, 'this is a rock.'

At which the chief looks and grunts, 'rock.'

The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peaks over the top he sees a couple in the midst of heavy romantic activity. The padre is really flustered and quickly responds, 'riding a bike.'

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and kills them. The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilised and kind to each other, so could he kill these people. The chief replied, 'my bike.'

Joke: What is lip to lip with the finger in a hole?

What is lip to lip with the finger in a hole?

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"What are you thinking, you are just sipping a cup of coffee"

Joke: Once 3 friends were lost in the jungle...

Once 3 friends were lost in the jungle. The third friend thought himself to be extra-smart and was over-confident. Suddenly, the tribals captured them. Incidentally, the Chief of the tribe knew English. That tribal asked the first friend whether he wanted 'OOGABOOGA or Death.

The first friend answered 'OOGABOOGA'. Then, some ladies of that tribe took the man into the cave and fucked him for 12 hours. After those 12 long hours the first friend comes out panting and collapses to the ground.

Both the friends were watching this.The second friend friend said that he preferred 'OOGABOOGA' too. The ladies fucked him for 24 hours. He hardly came out when he collapsed and he could not get up.

The third friend was watching this. As he was extra-smart he opted for Death. Then after sometime the Chief announced the following message - "OOGABOOGA till death"

Joke: Girl disguised as man and joining the army

A man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself as a man and joined the army.

"But, wait a minute," said the listener, "She'll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too. Won't she?"

"Sure," replied the man.

"Well, won't they find out?"

The man shrugged, "But who'll tell?"




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