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Joke: Aurat Apni Dono Taangey Khol Kar Sante Ke Samne Late Gai...

Ek Baar Ek Aurat Apni Dono Taangey Khol Kar Sante Ke Samne Late Gai Aur Sante Se Boli:

Kya Tum Jante Ho Ke Iska Matlab Kya Hai?

Santa Ne Kaha: Haan Janta Hu Iska Matlab, Tu Saali Poorey Bed Par Akeli Sona Chahti Hai.

Joke: Why Is Penis Always Sad?

Why Is Penis Always Sad?

1. His Hairstyle Is A Mess.

2. His Relatives Are Nuts.

3. His Neighbor Is An Asshole.

4. Whenever He Gets Up, He Vomits and Faints.

Joke: Perfect Examples Of Life

Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant.

Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant.

Horror - When Both Are Pregnant.

Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.

Joke: Aaj Ki Young Generation Ki Sex Ke Prati Utsukta...

Aaj Ki Young Generation Ki Sex Ke Prati Utsukta Ko Dekh Kar Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Kaha Hai.

Jawani Mein Ladke Aur Ladkiyo Ki Halat Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai.

Raat Ko Jab Neend Nahi Aati To Ladko Ke Hath Mein Lulli,

Aur Ladkiyo Ke Hath Mein Mulli Hoti Hai… Lage Rahi Bhakto

Joke: The Soft Pink Flesh

I Love The Way When It Rubs Against The Soft Pink Flesh

And Creates A Creamy Foamy White Liquid As It Thrusts In And Out, Up And Down…

Can’t Wait To Brush My Teeth

Joke: Girlfriend and Boyfriend Hotel Mein Sex Karne Ke Liye Gaye...

Girlfriend and Boyfriend Hotel Mein Sex Karne Ke Liye Gaye

Jaisi Hi Vaha Jake Ladki Ne Jeans Utari To Panty Mein Se Hariyali Najar Aayi

Ladke Ne Ghabrate Hue Puchha: Abe Ye Kya Hai??

Ladki Sharmate Hue: Oh Shittt, Raat Ko Mooli Nikalana Hi Bhool Gayi

Joke: Jagah Dekh Ke Soch Samajh Ke Bolo

Santa Aur Ladki Ke Bich Suni Gayi Ek Baat

Girl: Sir, What Do You Prefer? Breasts Or Legs?

Santa khush hote hue: Pussy

Girl slapped and said : Saale Tu Randi-Khanne Main Nahi Khada, Yeh KFC Ka Counter Hai

Joke: Pappu Bachpan Se Hi Kameena Tha...

Pappu Jab Chota Tha To Madam Ne Ek Din Usko Bade Pyar Se Puchha

Madam: Pappu Beta, Tumhe Sabse Jyada Maza Kab Aata Hai?

Pappu Sharmate Hue: Jab Aap Mujhe Susu Karane Ke Liye Meri Nunni Hath Se Bahar Nikalti Ho

P.S.: Kya kisi ko yaad hai school ke aise din, agar kisi ke saath esa hua ho to reply in the comments.

Joke: Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta

Sex Peroid Mein Teacher Ne Bacho Se Pucha:

Tum Us Aadmi Ko Kya Kahoge Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta

Classroom Ke Sare Students Zor Se Bole: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy

Joke: Why Do Women Watch Porn Movie Till The End?

Q. Why Do Women Watch Porn Movie Till The End?

A. Because They Think That The Guy Will Marry The Girl In The End.