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Joke: Wife Ke Badan mein...

Wife ke Badan mein woh kaunsi cheez hain Jise woh Dabane nai deti aur husband din-raat dabana chaahta hain?
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Uska GALA

Joke: Define Harami

Define Harami:

A harami is someone who visits a medical store instead of an ice-cream parlour when his girlfriend says...

I LOVE STRAWBERRY FLAVOUR

Joke: Pati First Night Ko Biwi Se...

Pati 1st Night Ko:

Jaaneman Kaho Kya Chahti Ho?

Biwi - Chahte Hai Hum Apse Aise sex Ka Wada Jaise

5 Rupaye Ka Vim Bar

Gale Kam Aur Chale Zyada

Joke: Lady husband ki dost ko dekh kar hasi...

Raju - teri BIWI mujhe Dekhkar hasti kyo he

Chalu hai kya?

Jiwan: nahi re shadi ki raat Usne pucha kabi kisi ki Gand Mari he?

To maine tera nam bata Diya

Joke: Film Sholay ka sab se dukhad pahelu...

Film Sholay ka sab se dukhad pahelu.

Ek toh thakur ki biwi nahi thi, aur gabbar ne uske haath bhi kaat diya thaa!

Jo nahi samjhe woh TOM AND JERRY dekho...

Joke: Ghar se Bahar wo Nakab mein Nikli...

Ghar se Bahar wo Nakab mein Nikli

Sari gali unki firak me Nikli

Inkar karti thi wo Hamari MOHABBAT se

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Hamari hi TASVIR unki "BRA" se nikli.

Joke: Susu karne ke baad ladke lund kyun hilate hain?

Girl to Boyfriend: Tum Boys Jab susu karte ho to Uske Baad Apna Lund Kyun Hilate ho?

Boyfriend: Hum Usko Ye Yaad Dilate Hain Ki - Jaag laude, Tere Jeevan Ka Uddesh Sirf Mutna Nahi Hai!

Joke: Breakfast CAN Be PAINFUL when...

Breakfast CAN Be PAINFUL when Wife orders:

Ramu, Sahab ke ANDE ubaal dena and Servant asks:

Memsaab, Apka bhi doodh garam karu?

Madam: Abhi nahi, Sahab ko jane de

Joke: Girl after sex asked her boyfriend...

Girl after sex asked her boyfriend:

Tum itne jaldi kyu thak jate ho, mai to nahi thakti???

Boyfriend: Sadak kabhi khatam hoti hain kya???

Hamesha petrol hi khatam hota hai!!!

Joke: What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?

What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?

One hundred people who don't do dick.




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