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Joke: Zindagi ke 7 Usool

Zindagi ke 7 Usool:

1. Chut, Chuchi, Chilam jitni bhi piyo kabhi juthi nahi hoti.

2. Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant mein hi karni chahiye.

3. Foda, Lauda aur Ghoda sahlane se badhta hai.

4. Lund aur Ghamand dono ko kabu mein rakhna zaroori hai.

5. Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, Lund chusegi toh baith ke aur chudegi let ke hi.

6. Saap aur choot jahan dekho maar do.

7. Taviz aur condom hamesha paas rakho, Bhoot aur Choot ka pata nahi kab mil jaye.

Joke: Sex Karne Se Pehle Har Ladka Ladki Ke Boobs...

Sex Karne Se Pehle Har Ladka Ladki Ke BOOBS Ke Nipple Mooh Mein Kyun Leta Hain?

Socho

Socho

Kyunki NAAGraj Ko Uthane Ke Liye Dudh Pilana Jaruri Hai.

Joke: Hindi Measuring Unit

Question. Which is the only HINDI MEASURING UNIT that describes time, length, weight, heat, light, power, noise and everything at minimum value?

Answer. Jhaat barabar

Joke: Sex ke baad Pati Bra dete hue...

Sex ke baad Pati BRA dete hue - Ye lo apne "Doodh ka Dhakkan"

Unsatisfied Wife - Gusse se, Underwear dete hue - ''Ye lo apne Murday ka Kafan''.

Joke: Boy asking girl about bathing

Boy to girl: Tum nahati nahi ho

Girl: Nahi toh roj nahati hu, par tumne aise kyun pucha.

Boy: Kabhi dekha nahi na isliye.

Joke: ABCD stands for...

A - Any

B - Bitch

C - Can

D - Ditch

Joke: Bra mein do BomB tum rakhti ho toh...

Palat kar dekh jaaneman, Jigar mein dum hum bhi rakhte hain,

Bra mein do BomB tum rakhti ho toh, chaddi me ek GUN hum bhi rakhte hai...!!!

Joke: Guy thought he was a Good Fucker till...

For years he thought he was a Damn Good Fucker

But then he found out his wife actually had Asthma!

Joke: Ladka ladki ko kiss karke bhaag jaye toh...

Boy: Agar Main Tumhein Kiss Karke Bhaag Jau Toh Kya Sochogi?
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Girl: Mai Sochugi Ke 1 BEWAKOOF Jo Pura Paper Solve Kar Sakta Tha, woh OBJECTIVE Tick Karke Bhaag Gaya.

Joke: Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun...

Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun, Balon Mein Fool Gulab Ka

Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai, Patta Patta Gulab Ka.




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