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Joke: Ek Bar Ek Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kaha...

Ek Bar Ek Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kaha: Tum Kitni Kaali Ho

Ladki: Ismein Tumhare Baap Ka Kaya Jata Hai

Ladka: Agar Mere Baap Ka Gaya Hota To Tum Itni Kaali Na Hoti

Joke: Colour of Panty reflects Girls Mood

Colour Of Panty Reflects A Girl’s Mood.

Red: Wild Mood

Black: Sexy Mood

Blue: Romantic Mood

Pink: Seductive Mood

No Panty: Perfect Mood

Joke: Save Girls

Agreed Only 1411 Tigers Left,

But Only 929 Girls Left Per 1000 Guys.

Abe Chutiye, Ladkiya Bachao,

Tiger Bacha Kar Uski Kya Gaand Maroge? "Save Girls"

Joke: Pati Ka Keeda

Husband Ghar Aya Aur Aake Bola

Husband: Aaj Main Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Thha

Biwi: To Kya Bola Vo

Husband: Bola Ki Mere Daant Mein Keeda Hai

Biwi Tanj Maarte Hue: Ji, Doctor Ne Beemari To Sahi Batayi Hai, Par Lagta Hai Jagha Galat Bata Di Hai

Joke: Why Pubic Hair Never Becomes Grey?

Question. Why Does Pubic Hair Never Become Grey And Hair On The Head Turns Grey?

Answer. Because Upper Dimaag Mein Tension Hi Tension, Par Nichhe Mauja Hi Mauja!!

Joke: Santa Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye Thhe...

Santa Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye Thhe

Socho Usne Kya Kiya

Sochho

Sochho

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Yaar Dimag Lagao Its Very Simple

Abe Vo Santa Hai Uski Tarha Soch Na

Nahi Samjh Aa Raha, Chalo Mein Bata Deta Hun

Usne Condom Ke Ander 2 Hole Kar Diye

Joke: Ek Bari Ek Tyre Puncture Lagane Wale Ki Shaadi Hui

Ek Bari Ek Tyre Puncture Lagane Wale Ki Shaadi Hui

1st Night Pe Usne Apni Biwi Ko Nanga Karke Pani Ke Tub Mein Bitha Diya

Biwi Ne Pucha: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho Ji?

Vo Bola: Yaar Hume To Mori Sirf Paani Mein Hi Milti Hai

P.S.: Mori = Hole

Joke: What Is More Important Than Your Ego?

Compromising With Your Wife.

Doesn’t Mean You Are Wrong & She Is Right.

It Only Means That Having Sex Everyday, Is More Important Than Your Ego.

Joke: Double Meaning Ki Hadh Hi Paar Kar Di

Ek Ladki Auto Mein Bethi Hui Kahi Jaa Rahi Thi

Achanak Se Usne Auto Wale Se Kaha

Ladki: Bhaiya Auto Jara Dheere Chalao Mera Doodh Uchhal Raha Hai

Auto-Wala Kameenepan Se: Arrey Kya Tumne Bra Nahi Pahni?

Ladki Gusse Se: Kameene Mere Doodh Ke Dibbe Ka Doodh Uchhal Raha Hai

Joke: Apna Apna Interest

Hamare Pyare Dost Jay Ko To Aap Log Bhule Nahi Honge, Jiski Girlfriend Ne Uski Gaand Fad Dali Thhi.

Uski Ka Ek Aur Kissa Aaj Aap Logo Ko Sunane Ja Raha Hun.

Jay Ke Pados Mein Ek Private Bank Ki Branch Thhi, To Usmein Ek Mast Patakha Item Thi Jo Accounts Bhi Kholti Thhi.

Jay Ne Mujh Se Pcuha: Yaar Koi Scheme Batao Jis se Usko Pataya Jaye?

Aur Mene Usko Ek Idea Diya Jis Se Ye Pata Chal Jaata Ki Ladki Kitni Chalu Hai.

Jay Jaa Pahuncha Bank Mein Aur Usko Jake Bola.

Jay: Mam, Daalne Mein Jyada Interest Aata Hai Ya Nikalney Mein?

Aur Ladki Ka Jawab Sun Ke Bechara Jay Behosh Hote Hote Bacha.

Ladki Smile Karte Hue: Ji, Vese To Daal Kar Jyada Der Tak Rakhne Mein Interest Jyada Hota Hai

To Bhai Logo Uske Teesere Din Jay Uske Saath Lunch Kar Raha Tha, Aur Hume Kya Mila Thenga.