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Joke: Darling Ka Original Matlab

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Party Main Unke Ek Naye Naye Bane Bhakat Ne Puchha

Bhakt: Baba Ji, Ye Sari Ladkiya Darling Darling Kyu Kahti Rahti Hai?

Baba Ji: Nadan Bachhe, Vo Jaan Bhuj Ke Esa Karti Hai Aur Angreji Word Use Karti Hai, Par Asal Mein Hindi Mein Uska Matlab Kuch Aur Hota Hai

Bhakt Hairani Se: Achhaaa, To Hindi Mein Matlab Kya Hota Hai?

Baba Muskurate Hue: Vo Kahna Chahti Hai Ki Dal Ling

Joke: Call Girl Had Sex With A Doctor

Call Girl Had Sex With A Dr. After Climax

She Asks: Are You An Anesthetist?

Amazed Dr.: How Did You Know?

Call Girl: Kab Daala Kab Nikala Pata Hi Nahi Chala

Joke: Luck And Fuck

Luck And Fuck Are Directly Proportional To Each Other,

When Luck In Your Favors, You Can Fuck Whole World,

But When It Doesn’t, Whole World Will Fuck You!!!

Joke: Pathar Se Jyada Sakht Ho Jaye

Lady Doctor Se Bolti Hai: Dr Saab, Koi Aisi Dawayi Dijiye, Jisse Mere Pati Ka Pathar Se Jyada Sakht Ho Jaye

Dr Ne Ek Gehra Saans Liya Aur Kuch Soch Ke Bola: Aapko Sirf Chudwana Hai, Ya Masala Bhi Piswana Hai

Joke: Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hai

Teacher 10th Class Mein Bacho Ko Smjha Raha Tha

Teacher: Bachho Is Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hai

Ladki: Sir, Nikal Ke Dikhaiye Na?

Teacher: Rehne De, Teri Isi Bat Ke Do Matlab Nikal Rahe Hai

Joke: Bete Se Jyada Bhaanje Se Pyar Kyu?

Biwi Ne Santa Se Ek Din Puchha

Biwi: Aye Ji, Aap Apne Bete Se Jyada Apne Bhaanje Ko Kyu Pyar Karte Ho?

Santa Khundak Mein: Arey Tujhe Pata Bhi Hai, Ise Paane Ke Liye Apni Bahan Chudwani Padi Hai

Joke: Kitni Pyari Panty Hai

Sali Apne Jija Se Boli: Jiju Meri Faraq Ke Niche Dekhein Kitni Pyari Panty Hai

Jija Ne Jhuk Ke Dekha Aur Shock Se Bola: Oh Shit, Pehley Panty Pehan To Lo

Sali: Ha ha Ha April Fool, Jiju

Joke: A Notice For Girl Workers

A Notice In A Factory For Girl Workers.

If Your Skirt Is Long, Protect Yourself From Machines.

But If Your Skirt Is Short, Protect Yourself From Mechanical Engineers.

Joke: 3 Idiot Sher

Jab Wife Ho Out Of Control,

Panty Tu Uski Khol,

Chum Ke Tu Uska Hole,

Daal De Tu Apna Pole.

Land Ghusa,Chuchi Daba,

Gand Marke Bol Hole Is Well

Joke: Piche Wala Mere Bra Mein Hath Dal Raha Hai

Santa Apni Gharwali Ke Sath Bus Mein Apne Mayake Ja Raha Thha

Santa Ki Biwi Uske Kaan Mein Boli: Suno Ji, Piche Wala Mere Bra Mein Hath Dal Raha Hai

Santa Hass Ke Bola: Dalne De, Tu Chinta Na Kar Tera Purse Mere Pass Hai