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Joke: Wife asking husband to get a dick enlarger

On a man's 50th birthday, his wife said, "You know, you should really get one of those dick enlargers".
"I did", he answered.
And added, "She's 21 and her name is Lucy".

Joke: The most awesome abuse in the history of mankind

2 girls were fighting and that resulted in the invention of the most awesome abuse in the history of mankind:

BITCH! If dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport!

Joke: Men are trained since birth that happiness comes either from...

Men are trained since birth that happiness comes either from
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...
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Boobs or Bottles!

Joke: Student going to a Sexologist

"In my case," said the student to the sex researcher, "When I get it part of the way in, my vision blurs. And when it's all the way in, I can't see a thing".
"Now, that's an most interesting optical reaction", said the researcher. "It may well have anatomical as well as physiological basis. If you don't mind, young man, I'd like to have a look at it."
So, the student shrugged and stuck out his tongue.

Joke: Not right to pull legs...

Every time it's not right to pull someone's leg. One should
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spread them sometimes!

Joke: Rearrange the alphabets P N E I S

When I was young I decided to go to medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the alphabets P N E I S and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest are on WhatsApp!

Joke: Boobs are curves that...

Old Proverb: A smile is a curve that makes everything straight.

New Proverb: Boobs are curves that make some things super straight.

Joke: A good relation does not need any...

A good relation does not need any promises and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people...
One who fucks and another who spreads the legs happily!

Joke: What is the difference between tampons and mobile phones?

Q. What is the difference between tampons and mobile phones?

A. Mobile phones are for assholes!

Joke: Naturally horny people can...

A nwe sudty sowhs 99.9% of ntuarlaly hrony popele can raed ayntinhg? Kepe tihs giogn, yuo hrony bggeur!




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