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Joke: Men are like babies...

Men are like babies. If you want to shut them up, stick a boob in their mouth!

Joke: Whats common between Android apps and panties?

What's common between Android apps and panties?
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Pull down to refresh!

Joke: Happiness is like penis...

Happiness is like penis... it always looks small if you hold it in your hands;
but when you learn to share it, you'll realize how big and precious it is!

Joke: There were three Jobs that made the world a better place...

There were three Jobs that made the world a better place to live in.
Steve has gone...
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Thank God! Hand and Blow are still here!

Joke: You make me wet...

Dear Milk,
You make me wet...
Sincerely,
Cereal.

Joke: Whats common between clitoris anniversary and a toilet?

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

Men always miss them!

Joke: How does colour of Bra reflect a girls mood?

The colour of Bra reflects a girl's mood:

White - Relaxed Mood
Red - Wild Mood
Black - Sexy Mood
Blue - Sad Mood
Pink - Romantic Mood, No BRA - Perfect MOOD!

Joke: Why is it so much fun at the nudist party?

Why is it so much fun at the nudist party?

Because things really get swinging on the dance floor!

Joke: Guy sucking at poetry

Roses are red, violets are blue;
I suck at poetry; show me your tits!

Joke: Beauty of English

Beauty of ENGLISH:

Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story?

Here's an example:

Oh Jack plz don't touch me at all!
Oh Jack plz don't touch me at!
Oh Jack plz don't touch!
Oh Jack plz don't!
Oh Jack plz!
Oh Jack!
Oh!
O!




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