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Joke: Goli To Biwi Ko Marni Chahiye Thi

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Apne Ek Dost Ke Saath Sote Dekh Liya.

Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di.

Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli.

Biwi: Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Baithoge

Joke: Sex Ke Deewane Log

Aaj Kal Har Taraf Logo Ke Sir Par Sirf Sex Ki Hi Deewangi Hai, Nahi Yakeen To Ye Joke Pade Aur Khud Bataye Ki Aaj Haalaat Kaisi Ho Gaye Hai?

Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Se Sex Karne Ke Liye Apni Pent Utarta Hai.

Girlfriend Uska Lund Dekhte Hi Boli: Tumhara To Bilkul Tumhare Bhai Jaisa Hai

Ladka Muskurate Hue: Haan, Tumhari Bahan Bhi Yehi Kehti Hai

Joke: Policeman catching Santa fucking girl in car

A Police Man Saw Santa Fuckeing A Girl In The Car,

Policeman: Kyon Santaji Akele-Akele. Mera Number Kab Aayega?

Santa: Bas, Ladki Ke Baad

Joke: Dentist was caught having sex with his patient

A Dentist Was Caught Having Sex With His Patient.

Next Day The Newspaper Headlines Were:

Dentist Caught Filling The Wrong Hole

Joke: Sex Ki Goli Ka Asar

Puri Raat Sex Karne Ke Baad Ek Thaki Aurat Subha Pados Ke Hakeem Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli

Aurat: Hakeem Sahab, Mere Pati Ko Sex Ki Goli Tumne Di Thi Na?

Hakeem Khush Hote Hue: Haan

Aurat: To Sale, Biwi Bhi Fir Apni Hi Deni Thi Na

Joke: In terms of sex satisfaction woman is like...

In Terms Of Sex Satisfaction Woman Is Like A Road and Man Is Like A Traveler
The Traveler Gets Tired But The Road Never Ends.
William Sexfear (Cousin Of Baba Saxidas)

Joke: Size Zero Craziness

One Girl Was So Crazy For Size Zero,
She Did Excessive Dieting and Got So Deadly Thin,
That She Had To Tattooed On Her Breast,
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In Case Of Sex, This Side Is Front

Joke: Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Question. Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer By Shiela: Those Girls Who Don’t Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy

Joke: Aaj Bhi Yad Hai Mujhe Wo Raat

Haan Mujhe Aaj Bhi Yaad Hai Wo Raat,
Jab Hum Dosto Ne Milke Shama Jalayi Thi,
Doston Ne Mil Ke Tujh Se Raand Chudwai Thi,
Daddy Tere Aaye Aur Bhaag Gaye The Hum Sab,
Par Teri Fatne Ki Aawaz Dur-Dur Tak Aayi Thi.

Joke: Thing Which Carries More Weight But Has Very Less Weight?

Teacher To Class: Name The Thing Which Carries More Weight But Has Very Less Weight?

Johnny: Mam, Your Braizer




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