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Joke: Aapke Garage Ka Gate Khula Hai

Boss Apne Room Ki Chair Pe Pasar Ke Betha Tha Aur Uski Pant Ki Zip Khuli Thhi.
Secretary Kisi Kam Se Andar Aayi Aur Usne Uski Zip Khuli Dekhi Aur Boli
Secretary: Sir Aapka Garage Ka Gate Khula Hai

Boss: Oh Achha!, Tumne Kuch Dekha To Nahi Na?
Secretary: Ji Dekha
Boss: Kya?
Secretary: Ek Scooter 2 Pucture Tyres Ke Sath Khada Thha

Joke: Khaas Dost Ko Ek Khaas Message

Arey O Bhai Kahaan Rahta Hai Tu Aajkal
Tu To Milne Bhi Nahi Aata Re
Teri Shakal Tak Bhul Gaya Hun

Wo To Aaj Peshaab Karte Waqt Meri Nazar
Lode Pe Gayi To Teri Shakal Yaad Aa Gayi
Ab Milta Raha Kar Apne Khaas Dosto Se

Joke: Jee Rahe Hai Hum Unki Yaad Mein

Chodumal Khan Sahab Apni Girlfriend Ke Chhod Jane Ke Bad Uski Yaad Mein Dube Rahte Thhe.

Aur Isi Baat Pe Ek Din Unhone Shayari Likh Di.

Zindagi Par Blue Filmo Ka Saaya Hai,

Choot Ka Sukh Humne Kaha Paya Hai,

Hum To Sust Rahte Hai Kisi Ki Yaad Mein.

Log Samjhte Hai Ki Aaj Fir Muth Mar Ke Aya Hai

Joke: Punjabi Lady Ki Daily Routine?

Ek Baar Ek Angrejan (English Woman) Ne Punjabi Aurat Se Pucha

What Is Your Daily Routine?

Punjabi Woman: Haye Behna Saada Ki Kahna, Sara Din Chulley Te, Sari Raat Lulley Te

Joke: Khaas Dost Ke Liye Ek Test Message

Apne Khaas Dosto Ko Test Karna Chahte Ho? Koi Baat Nahi Lijiye Ek Test Message Unko Test Karne Ke Liye

Ye Sirf Test Message Hai.

Kripya Aur Nichhe Dekhane Ke Liye Button Na Dabaye.
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Test Result Positive.
Dost Teri Gaand Mein Vakiye Hi Keeda Hai.

Joke: What Is The Height Of Poverty?

What Is The Height Of Poverty?
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When A Girl Is Ready To Get Fucked For Only 2 Rs… And You Have Only 1 Rs!!!

Joke: Videsh Ke Bachhe Gore Kyu Hote Hai

Teacher Ne Class Mein Question Pucha

Teacher: Videsh Ke Bachhe Gore Aur Yahan Ke Kale Kyun Hote Hai

Santa: Madam Ji, Kyun Ki Wahan Ponds Cream Laga Ke Chudayi Hoti Hai Aur Yahan Sarso Ke Tel Se

Joke: Mote Logo Ke Saath Sex Karne Mein Pareshani

Mote Logo Ke Sath Sex Karne Mein Kitni Pareshani Hoti Hai, Ye Baat Is Joke Mein Patni Ne Saaf Shabdo Mein Batayi Hai.

Ek Mota Bijli Wala Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha.

Par Uski Patni Khush Nahi Dikh Rahi Thhi, Kuch Der Ye Dekhne Ke Baad Usne Pucha.

Mistri: Bolo Priye Tumhe Kya Ghum Hai?

Patni: Swami Ji, Load Jyada Aur Voltage Kam Hai

Joke: Deewana Aur Uska Sher

Shaam Diyo Se Sajaye Bethe Hai,
Khushbu Badan Pe Lagaye Bethe Hai,
Hamari Deewangi Ka Alam To Dekho, Wo Raat Ko Aanewale Hai
Aur Hum Dopahar Se Hi Condom Chadaye Bethe Hai

Joke: Laughing Ka Opposite Kya Hota Hai?

Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bulaya Aur Boli
Teacher: Tumhara Dimag Aajkal Kuch Jyada Hi Shaitani Baatein Nikalta Hai, Padayi Pe Dhyan Diya Karo
Pappu: Ji Mam

Teacher: Ab Ye Batao Ki Laughing Ka Opposite Kya Hota Hai?
Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola: Sex
Teacher: Shame On You, How Can You Say That
Pappu: Mam Simple, Laughing Ha Ha Ha Hoti Hai, Aur Sex Ah Ah Ah




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