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Joke: Chodan chodan sab kahe...

Chodan chodan sab kahe, chod sake na koye, chodan ki jab bari aaye, lund khada na hoye.

Joke: Harbhajan Singh Sania Mirza Ko Chodne Gaya...

Ek Baar Harbhajan Singh Ka Mood Sex Karne Ka Hua To Vo Sania Mirza Ko Chodne Ke Liye Gaya Jab Kapde Utar Ke Vo Bed Pe Lete To Harbhajan Uske Uper Aa Gaya Aur Uski Jaangh (Thigh) Pe Lund Rakh Diya

Sania Hairani Se: Oye, Choot To Yahan Hai

Harbhajan: Sabar Kar, Yaha Se Spin Karunga Na

Joke: Jungle Mein Haathi Ne Camel Se Poocha...

Jungle Mein Haathi Ne Camel Se Poocha

Haathi: Oye, Ye Tere Boobs Teri Peeth Pe Kyu Hai?

Camel Gusse Se: Ja Be Bhosdi Ke, Jinke Chehre Par Lund Latka Ho Aisi Logo Se To Main Baat Bhi Nahi Karta

Joke: Machhar Ke Kaatne Se Aids Kyu Nahi Hota?

Teacher Students Se: Machhar Ke Kaatne Se Aids Kyu Nahi Hota?

Johnny: Madam Ji Machhar Kaat Ta Hai Sex Thode Na Karta Hai

Joke: Only Industry That Treats Freshers Like Angels

According To William Sexfear

Prostitution Is The Only Industry That Treats Freshers Like Angels..!!

Joke: Santa Apni Biwi Ki Panty Mein Hath Dalkar...

Santa Truck Driver Tha

Ek Din Sharab Pee Ke Ghar Aya Aur Apni Biwi Ki Panty Mein Hath Dalkar Pucha

Santa: Ye Rasta Kidhar Jata Hai?

Biwi Ne Uska Lund Pakadkar Kaha: Is Se Pucho Isko Pata Hoga, Ye Roj Up Down Karta Hai.

Joke: Ab Roz Roz Condom Lagane Se Chutti

Jo Log Sex Karte Hue Bar Bar Condom Pahan Ne Ki Wajah Se Dukhi Hai Kripya Vo Santa Ki Biwi Ka Diya Hua Ye Idea Istemal Kare.

Santa Ke Do Bache The Aur Uski Biwi Nahi Chahti Thi Ki Aur Bachhe Ho

So Isliye Vo Use Har Bar Sex Karte Hue Condom Lagane Ko Bola Karti Thi

Ek Din Raat Ko Santa Jab Sex Karne Laga To Condom Lagate Hue Bola

Santa: Uff Ye Roz Roz Condom Laga Ke Main To Dukhi Ho Gaya Hun

Biwi Sharmate Hue Masumiyat Se Boli: Aap Ispe Lamination Hi Kyu Nahi Karva Lete?

Joke: Why Are Breasts Located In The Upper Half Of A Womans Body?

Question. Why Are Breasts Located In The Upper Half Of A Woman’s Body?

Answer. Because, Milk Should Be Kept Away From The Pussy?

Joke: Bra Aur Baniyan Mein Kya Fark Hai?

Question: Bra Aur Baniyan Mein Kya Fark Hai?

Answer: Bra Mein Kapda Kum Lagta Hai Aur Maal Jyada Aata Hai Aur Baniyan Mein Kapada Jyada Lagata Hai Aur Maal Kum Aata Hai.

Joke: Ek Ladka Raand Ko Line Maarte Hue Bola...

Ek Ladka Raand Ko Line Maarte Hue Bola.

Ladka: Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karu…

Raand Gusse Se: Behan Ke Laude, Chal Darshan Le, Dakshina De, Parsad Le Aur Chalta Ban, Pichhe Aur Bhi Bhakt Line Mein Khade Hain