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Joke: Difference between Arranged and Love marriage

Arrange Marriage - Jab Ham Ja Rahe Ho Aur Achanak Se Saamp Kaat Le.

And

Love Marriage - Jab Ham Saamp Ke Paas Khud Jaake Bole, Le Beta Kaat Le - Kaat Le.

Joke: A couple shopping in the mall for hours...

A couple is shopping in the mall for hours. The wife turns to talk to her husband and realizes he’s nowhere in sight. Angry, she calls his cell phone and asks where he disappeared to. “Honey,” he says, “remember that jewelry store we walked by a few years ago, and you loved the gold locket in the window but we couldn’t afford it, so I told you I would buy it for you one day?” Choked up, the wife replies, “Yes, how could I ­forget?” Her husband goes on, “Well, I’m at the bar next door to it if you need me.”

Joke: I was talking to a girl in the bar last night...

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night, and she said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave, and got your haircut, you’d look alright.” I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”

Joke: Sex Advice From A Friend

Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, both work together. The white guy came in late one morning and his black friend asks where he had been.

The white guy says, "My wife gives me good sex every night and she kept me up really late last night".

The black guy says "I can't get my wife to have sex with me, no matter what! How do you do it?"

The white guy says, "I read her poetry every night."

His black friend then asks, "What kind of poetry?"

The white guy replies, "Blondie, blondie, eyes so blue, how I want to make love to you." Then the white guy tells his friend to go home and try it - it's a sure thing!

The next morning the black guy was about 2 hours late. When he comes in, he has a black eye and his arm is in a sling.

The white man asks, "What happened?!"

The black man says, "Man, don't ever speak to me again!"

The curious white man asks, "Well, what did you say to her?"

The black man replies, Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, bend over bitch, and take it like a dog!!

Joke: Heart ki kitni taange hoti hain?

Beta: Papa heart ki kitni taange hoti hain?

Papa: Beta ek bhi nahi

Beta: Toh aap raat ko kyon kehte ho sweetheart taange upar karo.

Joke: Viagra is now available in powder form

Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea.

It doesn't enhance your sexual performance, but it does stop your biscuit going soft!

Joke: Sex is the only activity where...

Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.

Joke: Full form of Girl

G - Ghomne phirne ki shokeen
I - Innocent
R - Rone ki machine
L - Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.

Joke: Todays Relationships

Today’s Relationships:

You can touch each other,
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but
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not each others phones...!

Joke: India Ki Reet

Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR...

Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAAR...

Gharwale dilwaye to SANSKAR...

Aur agar apne aap lele to... BALAATKAAR!




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