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Joke: What did one pea say to the other?

What did one pea say to the other?

Nothing, they just "muttered"

Joke: What is the chemical symbol of dance?

What is the chemical symbol of dance?

Sodium Hydrocarbon Oxygen

NaCHO.

Joke: Ek larki ghar se bhaag gayee...

Ek larki ghar se bhaag gayee. Do din wapis ayee.

Dad: Ab kya lene ayee ho,

Larki: Mobile Charger

Joke: Chodumal Sahab Ne Apne Dost Ki Girlfriend Ki Taarif Mein...

Chodumal Sahab Ne Apne Dost Ki Girlfriend Ki Taarif Karte Hue Sher Arz Kiya

Hatho Mein Jaam Hai, Galon Pe Gulfaam Hain,

Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Kya Zarurt Hai Dudh Ki Jab,

Teri Girlfriend Ke Sine Par Do-Do Dairy Farm Hain.

Joke: Ladke Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girlfriend Ko Bade Pyar Se Kaha...

Ladke Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girlfriend Ko Bade Pyar Se Kaha

Boy: Cinema Chale?

Girl: Nahin, Wahaan Tum Chuchi Dabaoge?

Boy: Nahin Yaar

Girl: Kiss Karoge?

Boy: Bilkul Bhi Nahin

Girl: Chut Pe Haath Lagaoge?

Boy: Na Baba Na

Girl: Bhosdi Ke, Fir Wahaan Kya Aapni Maa Chudwane Jayega

Joke: Pappu Ne College Mein Aayi Ek Sexy Ladki Se Puchha...

Pappu Ne College Mein Aayi Ek Sexy Ladki Se Puchha.

Pappu: Agar Main Tere Boobs Dabake Bhaag Jaun To Tum Mere Liye Kya Sochogi?

Ladki Boli: Main Sochungi Ke Ek Chutiya Tha, Jo Poori Car Chala Sakta Tha, Woh Sirf Horn Baja Kar Hi Bhaag Gaya

Joke: Call Girl Ke Birthday Par Saheli Ne SMS Kiya...

Call Girl Ke Birthday Par Saheli Ne SMS Kiya:

Har Adami Tere Nange Badan Pe Barse,

Tere Jeevan Mein Aaye Itne Customer,

Ke Tu Pura Saal Bra-Panty Pehnne Ko Tarse.

Joke: Girlfriend Romantic Mood Mein Santa Se Puchti Hain...

Girlfriend Romantic Mood Mein Santa Se Puchti Hain.

Girlfriend: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?

Santa: Bahut Jyada

Girl: Tum Mujhe Itna Pyaar Kyu Karte Ho?

Santa: Free Di Fuddi Jo Leni Hain

Joke: Ek Baar Ek Lady Panty Aur Bra Kharidne Jati Hain...

Ek Baar Ek Lady Panty Aur Bra Kharidne Jati Hain, Woh Salesman Se Kehti Hain.

Lady: Mujhe Bra Aur Panty Dikhaiyega
Salesman: Ek Minute Madam, Yeh Lijiye Aapke Size Ki Hi Maine Nikali Hain

Lady: Kya Price Hain?
Salesman: Dekhiye Bra Aur Panty Ko Mila Ke Aapke 350 Ho Gaye

Lady: Dekho Kuch Kam Karo Na
Salesman: Dekhiye Maine Bra Mein Apka Dil Rakh Liya Aur Ab Aap Panty Mein Meri Jubaan Rakh Lo

Joke: Two women are riding bikes...

Two women are riding bikes to a friend’s house when it starts to get dark.

“I’ve never come this way before,” says one of the women.

“Me neither,” says the other woman. “I think it’s the cobblestones.”




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