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Joke: Ek Ladka Raand Ko Line Maarte Hue Bola...

Ek Ladka Raand Ko Line Maarte Hue Bola.

Ladka: Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karu…

Raand Gusse Se: Behan Ke Laude, Chal Darshan Le, Dakshina De, Parsad Le Aur Chalta Ban, Pichhe Aur Bhi Bhakt Line Mein Khade Hain

Joke: Why Cats Hide While Having Sex?

A Dog Asked A Cat: Why Do You Hide When You Are Having Sex?

Cat Replied: Because We Don’t Want Humans To Copy Our Style, They’ve Already Copied Yours

Joke: Ultimate Answer By Boyfriend

Girlfriend Ne Boyfriend Ke Shoulder Par Sar Rakh Ke Poocha,

Girlfriend: Kab Tak Apne Shoulder Par Sar Rakhane Doge?

Ultimate Answer By Boyfriend: Jab Tak Teri Taangein Apne Shoulder Par Na Rakh Doon

Joke: Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Apni Girlfriend Se Ek Din Bole...

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Apni Girlfriend Se Ek Din Bole

Mera Naam Le Ke Soya Karo,

Khidki Khol Ke Soya Karo,

Takiya Mod Ke Soya Karo,

Raat Ko Hum Bhi Aa Sakte Hai Jaanam,

Isliye, Chaddi Khol Ke Soya Karo.

Joke: Adult TV Channels Serials Name

Bhagya Vidhata – Baja De Baaja

Laagi Tujhse Lagan – Chudu Tujhse Sajan

Na Aana Is Desh Meri Lado – Na Dena Chut Meri Lado

Thoda Hai Bas Thode Ki Jrurat Hai – Loda Hai Bas Choot Ki Jarurat Hai

Balika Vadhu – Bal Kaat Ke Chodu

Khatro Ke Khiladi – Chut Ke Pujari

Aiso Na Karo Vida – Aisa Na Chodo

Bairy Piya – Dheere Se Piya

Ye Pyar Na Hoga Kam – Ye Tharak Na Hogi Kam

Sanjog Se Bani Sangini – Chudte Chudte Bani Randi

Mera Naam Kregi Rosan – Mere Lund Pe Lgayegi Lotion

Joke: What Is Long and Hard Has A Hole At The Tip

What is long and hard, has a hole at the tip and when you insert it into a wet, hairy and tight hole makes you feel better?

Vicks Inhaler

Joke: Gaand Faad Dene Wala Proposal

Baba Saxidas Ka Chela Ban Ne Ke Kayi Fayde Hai, Dimag Bhadta Hai Aur Naye Naye Ideas Aate Hai

Isi Tarha Baba Ke Ek Chele Ka Ek Ladki Ko Propose Kiye Jane Ka Ek Idea

Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai

Ladka: Tere Pass Lund Hai?

Ladki Hairani Se: Nahi..

Ladka: Toh Kya Mera Legi?

P.S.: Toh Kya Aap Bhi Baba Saxidas Ke Chele Ban Na Chahte Hai.. Reply In Comments.

Joke: Lund Ko Bada Kaisi Kare by Baba Saxidas

Ek Bar Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Bhakat Thha Devender Naam Ka

Uska Lund Bada Chota Thha, To Vo Hamesha Baba Ji Ke Piche Pada Rahta Thha Aur Puchta Thha

Baba Ji, Kirpya Mere Ko Apna Lund Bada Karne Ka Upaye Bataye

Baba Ji Hamesha Usko Taal Dete Thhe, Par Ek Din Usne Jidd Hi Pakad Li Aur Baba Ji Ke Dwar Par Beth Gaya.

Baba Ji Ne Akhir Tang Aakar Usko Ek Bahut Hi Secret Tarika Lund Bada Karne Ka Bata Hi Diya.

Baba Ji Ne Kaha Ki Ek Sunder Si Callgirl Ko Ek Mahine Ka Advance Rent Deke Book Kar Le.

Fir Uski Chut Ki Acche Se Shave Karke Uske Aur Apne Sare Kapde Kapde Utar Ke Bed Pe Lita Le

Ab Apne Lund Ko Uski Chut Se Thoda Sa Fix Duri Par Rakh, Jitna Bhi Tera Dil Kare Lund Ko Chut Se Touch Na Karne Diyo.

Pure Ek Mahine Tak Isi Tarha Se Lund Ko Rok Ke Rakhiyo, Kisi Bhi Hal Mein Chut Se Touch Tak Na Karne Diyo

Ek Mahine Ke Baad Jab Tu Check Kargea To Payega Ki Tera Lund Ab Chut Ko Touch Karne Lag Gaya Hai

Aur Utna Badd Chuka Hai Jitni Tune Chut Se Duri Rakhi Thi.

Devender Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha Ki: Aisi Kaisi Baba Ji?

To Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bole

Beta Chut Ki Pyas Itni Buri Hai Ki Lund Apne Ko Khinch Khich Ke Uski Taraf Le Jane Ki Koshish Karega Aur Uski Lambayi Badti Jayegi.

Joke: Different Types Of Juice

Dimaag Ke Liye
Badam Ka Juice.

Dil Ke Liye
Pyaar Ka Juice.

Sehat Ke Liye
Anar Ka Juice

Khus Rehnay Ke Liye
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Mera Choos ;-)

Joke: Dildo in ladys suitcase

Ek Lady USA Se India Aati Hai

Airport Par Custom Wale Ne Use Suitcase Kholne Ko Bola.

Suitcase Kholte Hi Usmein Se Rubber Ka Land Nikal Aata Hai

Custom Officer: Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?

Lady: Haan Ji, 10 Saal Ho Gaye

Custom Officer: Aapke Pati Kahaan Hain?

Lady: USA Mein

Custom Officer (Dildo Haath Me Lekar): Pati Hai Toh Fir Ye Kya Hai?

Lady (Aankh Maartay Hue): Aray Sir, Vo Fixed Landline Hai Aur Ye Mobile