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Joke: Your wife is your right hand...

Your wife is your right hand

But if your wife ran away then your right hand is your wife

Joke: Do you know what is common between shoe laces and smart men?

Do you know what is common between shoe laces and smart men?

They keep in touch with several holes simultaneously.

Joke: A baby boy and a baby girl in a bathtub having a bath...

A baby boy and a baby girl in a bathtub having a bath

Girl looks down and says: Can I touch it?

Boy: No way ! You have already broken yours!!

Joke: Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you...

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you,

Its only when you leave her Virgin.

Joke: Men dress up to been seen by others...

Boy - Men dress up to been seen by others.

Girl - Laughs and says girls dress down to be seen by others.

Joke: Why are guys faster than girls?

Why are guys faster than girls?

They have a stick shift and ball bearings.

Joke: How to Bully

A guy was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy,
He was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table,
and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

The GUY then responded in a loud voice:
"Rs.5000/- FOR ONE NIGHT!! ISN'T THAT TOO MUCH?"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered to her:
"I study law and I know how to screw people."

Joke: Boss hired a sexy secretary...

Boss hired a sexy secretary, but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office.

Police: "Who was there at that time in the room?"

Secretary: "I was there"

Police: What happened? Why did he commit suicide?

Secretary: He was a good man. One day he bought me a fur coat for 2,00,000.

Then he bought me a diamond necklace for Rs.15,00,000, then he bought me a diamond ring for Rs.5,00,000.

Today he asked me to spend the night with him. I told him I charge just Rs. 500 a night!
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Moral:" Investments are subject to market risk, check the market rate before investing!"

Joke: Whats the difference between a prostitute and a trapese artist?

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a trapese artist?

One is got a cunning stunt...the other has a stunning cunt.

Joke: What did the left nut say to the right nut?

What did the left nut say to the right nut?

The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!




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