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Joke: Susu karne ke baad ladke lund kyun hilate hain?

Girl to Boyfriend: Tum Boys Jab susu karte ho to Uske Baad Apna Lund Kyun Hilate ho?

Boyfriend: Hum Usko Ye Yaad Dilate Hain Ki - Jaag laude, Tere Jeevan Ka Uddesh Sirf Mutna Nahi Hai!

Joke: Breakfast CAN Be PAINFUL when...

Breakfast CAN Be PAINFUL when Wife orders:

Ramu, Sahab ke ANDE ubaal dena and Servant asks:

Memsaab, Apka bhi doodh garam karu?

Madam: Abhi nahi, Sahab ko jane de

Joke: Girl after sex asked her boyfriend...

Girl after sex asked her boyfriend:

Tum itne jaldi kyu thak jate ho, mai to nahi thakti???

Boyfriend: Sadak kabhi khatam hoti hain kya???

Hamesha petrol hi khatam hota hai!!!

Joke: What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?

What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?

One hundred people who don't do dick.

Joke: Doctor pulling out rectal thermometer from pocket

A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen."

Joke: Someone tell my mom that...

Someone tell my mom that "Aaj tu dinbhar room se bahar nahi niklega" is not a punishment anymore.

Joke: Ek train me 3 ladkiyan safar kar rahi thi...

Ek train me 3 ladkiyan safar kar rahi thi...

Next station se 3 ladke saamne ki seat par aakar baithe..
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Thodi der baad un logo ne aapas me baat cheet chalu ki

Ladko ne ladkiyo se kaha pahle hum aapas me apna parichay dede..
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Beech me baithi ladki jo jyada hoshiyar thi usne ladkiyo ka parichay kuch is tarah diya

main to main hu, right wali meri bahen hai aur left wali meri maa
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Ladke samaj gaye ki beech wali unka majaak uda rahi hai
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Ladke bhi kam na the Beech wala ladke ne ladko ka parichay kuch is tarah diya

main to main hu, right wala Behenchor hain aur left wala Madarchod.

Joke: Girl renting her first X rated adult video

Judi decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video.

She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.

She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.

Judi: I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static.

Store Clerk: Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?

Judi: It's called Head Cleaner.

Joke: Warning sign board by highway patrolling police in Punjab

A warning sign board by highway patrolling police in PUNJAB:

"Kutta, Bhains te Sohni Jananiyan, Tinno accident di pakki nishaniyan" !!!

Joke: Unexpected Sex

Unexpected sex - is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison...




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