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Joke: If girl asks the waiter to serve the gravy on a corner of the plate...

Dear Boys,
If she asks the waiter to serve the gravy on a corner of the plate and not on the rice, that's the first sign she won't swallow!

Joke: A tie is mens equivalent attire to womens dupatta...

A tie is men's equivalent attire to women's dupatta (veil).

While a dupatta can hide a woman's assets, the tie is man's way of pointing to where their asset is!

Joke: Worst part of being caught masturbating by girlfriend?

The worst part of being caught masturbating by your girlfriend is explaining that it's technically her fault?

Joke: Whats the difference between an Umbrella and a Blouse?

What's the difference between an Umbrella and a Blouse?
UMBRELLA - you press and open;
BLOUSE - you open and press

Enjoy the monsoon with press and open or with open and press. Choice is yours, either ways you'll get wet!

Joke: When a lady is pregnant...

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, 'Congrats'!
But none of them comes and touches the man's 'dick and says "Well done"!

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters!

Joke: 5 missed calls from your girlfriend means...

5 missed calls from your girlfriend means, you missed a fuck;
5 missed calls from your wife means, you are fucked!

Joke: No matter how sweet a girl is...

Fact of Life:

No matter, how sweet a girl is;

Down below, she's always salty!

Joke: Behave yourself and remember...

Behave yourself and remember -
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What happens tonight goes on Facebook tomorrow!

Joke: Roses are nice Violets are fine...

Roses are nice, Violets are fine;
I'll be the 6, if you be the 9!

Joke: Why are girls hotter than boys?

Why are girls hotter than boys?
Boys have two Zero watt bulbs and only one 40 watts Tube.
Whereas girls have two 500 watt bulbs and one 3000 watts Oven!




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