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Joke: Bar Girl Ka Dance

Bar Girl Dancing, Public Clapping

She Removes Her Top, More Claps

Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps

Removes Her Bra N Panty, Total Silence ????

Moral: You Cant Clap With 1 Hand (Kyunki Ek Hath Se Kabhi Tali Nahi Bajti)

Joke: Ladki Ko Batane Ka Tarika

Santa Apne Bete Pappu Se Bola

Santa: Agar Apni Girlfriend Se Pehli Mulakat Mein Agar Tujko Su-Su Jana Ho To Kya Kahega?

Pappu: Daddy Bolunga Ke Ek Special Dost Se Haath Milane Ja Raha Hu, Jisse Teri Mulakaat Bahut Hi Jaldi Karvaunga Aur Tu Us Se Milkar Bahut Khush Hogi

Joke: Bechaari Gareeb Ladkiyan

Ek Raat Ko Santa Fashion Tv Dekh Raha Tha To Achank Uska Ladka Aa Jata Hai

To Banta Fatafat Bola: Gareeb Ladkiyan Hain Bechari Kapde Kharidne Ke Liye Bhi Pese Nahi Hain

Ladka: Daddy ! Jab Inse Bhi Gareeb Ladkiyan Aaye To Mujhe Bhi Awaj Laga Dena

Joke: Idea To Patni Ka Mast Hain

Kabrastan Mein Ek Aadmi Ki Laash Aayi Usse Dafnane Lage Toh Kabrastan Wale Ne Usski Patni Ko Bola.

Kabrastan Wala: Mam, Aapke Pati Ka Lund Khade Hone Ke Karan Kabar Bandh Nahi Ho Rahi

Patni Gusse Se: Kaat Ke Uski Gand Mein Daal Do, Bas Pure Shehar Mein Bas Ek Yahi Gand Bachi Hai Jo Ussne Nahi Mari

Joke: Saanp Bhi Mar Gaya Aur Lathi Bhi Na Tooti

Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Toote Isko Ek Shabd Mein Samjhao?
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Joke: Hindi Bhasha Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai

Hindi Bhasha Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai.

Ghadi Kharab Ho To Kehte Hai: Bandh Hai

Par Agar Ladki Kharab Ho To Kahte Hai: Chaalu Hai

Joke: Go Without Bra

Free Advice To Women By William Sexfear

Go Without Bra.

Nobody Will Notice The Wrinkles On Your Face.

Joke: Yeh Ladki To Vakiye Hi Pujniye Hai

Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ka Bade Time Se Affair Chal Raha Thha,

Ek Din Dono Bethe Apni Shadi Ke Bare Mein Baat Kar Rahe Thhe, Jismein Kuch Problems Aa Rahi Thhi.

Ladki: Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Familly Se Bhi Jyada Pyar Kar Sakte Ho?

Ladka: Nahi

Ladki Hairan Hoke: Par Kyu?

Ladke Ne Use Bade Pyar Se Smjahte Hue Kaha.

Jab Main Chhota Thha, Chalna Shuru Kiya Thha To Gir Jata Thha, Tab Mujhe Uthane Ke Liye Tum Nahi Meri Mom Hoti Thi

Jab Main Bahar Jata Thha, To Meri Ungli Pakadne Wale Mere Dad Thhe, Tum Nahi.

Jab Main Bachpan Mein Rota Thha, To Tum Mujhe Khilone Nahi Deti Thhi, Mere Bhai Aur Bahan Dete Thhe

Meri Familly Duniya Ki Har Cheez Se Jyada Keemti Hai Mere Liye

Ladki ye Sunkar Gusse Se Boli: Bhonsdi Ke Yaad Rakhiyo, Jab Tera Lund Khada Hota Thha, To Chudwane Ke Liye Sirf Main Hi Aati Thhi, Woh Nahi

Joke: Santa Flight Mein Pilot Ke Headphones...

Santa Flight Mein Pilot Ke Headphones Chheen Ne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha.

Pilot Hairani Se: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Hai, Sir?

Santa: Madharchod Ticket Hum Le, Aur Gaane Tum Suno, Chal Idhar De

Joke: Baba Kamdev Ji Aur Unke Students

Ek Din Baba Kamdev Jadi Bootiyaan Kutt Raha Thha Aur Sath Mein Samne Bethe Kuch Students Ko Samjha Raha Thha

Apne Se Badi Umer Ki Aurat Ko Hamesha Maa Samjho, Apne Barabar Ki Umar Wali Ko Behan, Aur Apni Se Chott Ladki Ko Beti.

Ek Harami Students Unko Bola: Baba Ji To Aap Ek Kaam Karo Hamara Lund Apne Pass Rakh Hi Lo Jadi-Bhutti Kutne Ke Kaam Aayega !!!!