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Joke: A Friend Is Like...

A Friend Is Like A Panty - Always Comfortable

A Good Friend Is Like A Bra - Always Supportive

Best Friend Is Like A Condom - Always Protective

Joke: Kalyug Hain

Ek Bus Mein Sab Seats Pe Mard Baithe Thhe Aur Ek Ladki Khadi Thi.

Kaafi Der Baad Wo Boli: Kaisa Zamaana Aa Gaya Hai- Chut Khadi Hai, Aur Lund Baithe Hain

Joke: A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon

A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon Came Fully Exhausted And Tired.

Her Friends Asked Her What Happened?

She Replied: When This 70 Year Old Bastard Told Me He Has Saved A Lot From Last 50 Years, I Thought It Was Money

Joke: Best Protection While Doing Sex

Santa’s Girlfriend Told Him To Bring The Protection,

Next Time They Go On A Date,

Santa Brought, 3 Brothers And 5 Cousins With Hockey Sticks!

Joke: Ladkiyo Ke Liye Khaas Polio Ki Khurak

Ladka Aur Ladki Hotel Mein Kamara Book Karwane Pahunche

Ladka: Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye

Manager: Kis Liye?

Ladka: Madam Ko Polio Ki Khurak Deni Hai

Manager: Magar Ye To 18 Saal Ki Hai

Ladka: Inhone Bachpan Mein Dawa Pine Ke Baad Ulti Kardi Thi, Isliye Dawa Niche Se Dalni Padegi

Joke: Mallika Sherawat and Rakhi Sawant chatting

Mallika Sherawat Aur Rakhi Sawant Aapas Mein Baat Kar Rahi Hoti Hai.

Mallika: Mujhe Kela Pasand Hai, Aur Tujhe?

Rakhi Sawant: Mujhe Karela

Mallika: Kyu?

Rakhi: Samajha Karo Yaar, Because Its D.O.T.T.E.D.

Joke: Sharabi Aadmi Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai

Santa Ek Din Raat Ko Sharab Pee Ke Ghar Aya
Uska Mood Sex Ka Bana To Biwi Ko Palang Pe Litaya Aur Kapde Utar Ke Shuru Ho Gaya
Thodi Der Baad Usko Uske Jism Se Ched Chad Karne Ke Baad Bola

Santa: Janu, Aaj Tumhare Boobs Bade Bade Kaisi Ho Gaye Hai?
Biwi Sharmate Hue: Oye Nahi Ji, Boobs To Utne Hi Hai, Par Aap Sharab Ke Nashe Mein Meri Gaand Choos Rahe Ho

Joke: Aadmi Or Aurat Dono Ke Baal Ghungrale

Baba Saxidas Ko Majak Bhi Bada Pasand Hai. Ekk Din Baba Ke Ek Kaminey Bhakt Ne Baba Saxidas Se Poocha

Bhakt: Baba Ji, Aisi Kaun Si Jagah Hai, Jaha Aadmi Or Aurat Dono Ke Baal Ghungrale Hote Hai?

Baba Saxidas: Dirty Mind Bachha, Vo Jagha Hai West Indies

Joke: Prayer of a little girl

Dear God,
Please Give Clothes To All Those Poor Ladies In Daddys Laptop,
And Please Provide Houses To People Who Use Mums Room When Dads At Work.

Joke: Reading books on sex in library

Notice In A Library - Warning, while reading books on sex, please hold the book with both hands