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Joke: Teacher Shocks Pappu Rocks

School Mein Yoga Period Mein Madam Yoga Karte Hue Bacho Se Ek Question Karti Hai

Madam: Bacho Batao, Mein Ek Taang Par Kab Aur Kyu Khadi Hoti Hun? Jo Batayega Uske Practical Mein Full Number Lagaungi.

All Students Silenced

Suddenly Pappu Shouts: Mam, Nahane Ke Baad Underwear Pehanne Ke Time Aur Utaarne Ke Time.

Teacher Shocks, Pappu Rocks

Joke: Santa was lying in Bed with his new Thai girlfriend...

Santa was lying in Bed with his new Thai girlfriend in a hotel in the Thai Resort of Phuket.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing Santa’s testicles - something she loved to do.

As Santa was enjoying it, he turned and asked her: Why Do You Love Doing That So Much?

She replied smiling: Because, I Really Miss Mine.

Joke: Husband Asks His Angry Wife For Sex

Husband Asks His Angry Wife For Sex.

Wife: Fuck Off, I Don’t Want To See Your Face

Angry Hubby: Neither Do I, Lets Do It Doggy Style

Joke: New Age Twinkle Twinkle Poem

Twinkle-Twinkle Sexy Star,

Kitna Hilayega Bas Kar Yaar,

Lund Has Risen In The Sky,

Fuck The Girl & Tell Her Bye,

Thats The Way To Become A Guy.

Joke: Nobody Cleans A House Faster Than A Guy...

According To William Sexfear – Nobody Cleans A House Faster Than A Guy Expecting Sex.
And It Is True.

Joke: If Counter Strike ever gets made in India...

If Counter Strike ever gets made in India, Radio commands would be:

Affirmative - Haan Be Laude

Need Backup - Gandu Aa Na Jaldi

Enemy Spotted - Dikha, Bahan Ka Lund Dikha

Negative - Maa Chuda, Sector Clear Hai Behenchod

Stick Together Team - Gaand Pe Chipke Raho

Fall Back - Piche Bhaago Bhadvo

Cover Me - Kahaan Mar Gaye Sab Chodu

Get Outta Here, Its Gonna Blow - Bhaago Bhen Ke Lodo, Nahi To Maa Chud Jayegi

Joke: Sex Is Like A Pizza

Sex Is Like A Pizza.

When Its Good, Its Very Good.

When Its Bad, Its Still Pretty Good.

Joke: Baba Saxidas Ke 2013 Ke Uttam Quotes

Baba Saxidas Ke 2013 Ke Uttam Quotes:

1. Insaan Ka Lund Aur Sarkari Kaam Hamesha Latakta Rehta Hai

2. Chut Aur Doodh Ke Fatne Par Hamesha Aurat Chillati Hai

3. Nai Dulhan aur Nai Gaadi Kisi Dost Ko Do To Thok Ke Hi Deta Hai

4. Nayi Chut Or Bhoot Kismat Walo Ko Hi Dikhte Hai

5. Sex Or Tax Aadmi Ko Pagal Bana Dete Hai

Joke: Girls put makeup lots of creams sexy perfumes and...

Girls put makeup, lots of creams, sexy perfumes and they make the best hairstyle EVER.
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Finally guys look at them and say:
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BHENCHOD GAAND DEKH SAALI KI!!!

Joke: Wife ko yaqeen tha ki Pati aur Naukrani mein sex Relation hain...

Wife ko yaqeen tha ki Pati aur Naukrani mein sex Relation hain.
Dono ko EK saath pakadne ke liye plan banaya Aur Naukrani ko chupke se chutti pe bhej diya.

Raat ko pati ne pet Dard ka Bahana kiya or toilet gaya & wife Naukrani ke Bed Pe ja ke so gayi or Light off kar di
woh silently Room mein aye or sex karne laga
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Sex ke baad wife boli - Tum Mujhe Yahaan dekh ke SHOCKED hoge Aur light on kar di
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watchman Bola - Madam Aap ?!!!

Moral - zyada smart banne wale aese hi chud jaate hain.




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