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Joke: When two batteries are in 69 position they...

Forget humans... even when two batteries are in 69 position, they generate current!

Joke: 1st time Kiya to Khoon Aaya...

1st time Kiya to Khoon Aaya.
2nd time Kiya to Dard Hua.
3rd time Kiya to Jalan Hui.
4th time Kiya to Smoothly Hua.
Shuruvat Mein Shaving Aise Hi Hoti Hain!

Joke: If your dick is itching...

It is said that if your palms are itching, you'll get money;
If your toes are itching, you'll get new shoes;
And if your dick is itching...
Don't fool yourself, simply rush to the doctor!

Joke: Remember those childhood days when...

Remember those childhood days when A, B, C, and D used to be alphabets and not cup sizes?

Joke: You know you are forever alone when...

You know you're forever alone when you take care of your right hand more than any other body part!

Joke: Sex is like a gas station

Sex is like a gas station.
Sometimes you get full service;
Sometimes you gotta ask for service;
And sometimes you have to be happy with "self service"!

Joke: Opinions are like orgasms

Opinions are like orgasms. Mine's more important and I don't care if you have one!

Joke: Why do women have two holes so close together?

Why do women have two holes so close together?

In case you miss!

Joke: A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river...

A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river but gets its paws wet. Then it sees a bigger one but falls in!

MORAL OF THE STORY:
The bigger the sausage, the wetter the pussy!

Joke: Reason to wank

Always remember:
You're somebody's reason to wank!




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