Jokes Archives

Joke: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

Joke: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.

Joke: Aaj tak ka sabse gaand faadu aur daring proposal

Aaj tak ka sabse gaand faadu aur daring proposal:

Boy: Tere pas lund hain??

Girl: Nahi hain!!

Boy: Mera legi??

Joke: A man from UP is introducing his family...

A man from UP is introducing his family:

1. Ee hai hamaar biwi..... Google Raani...
Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!

2. Ee hai hamaar bitwa.... Facebook Kumar...
Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai...!!!

3. Ee hai hamaar bitiya .... Twitter Kumari.
Poori colony isko folow karti hai...!!!

4. Ee hai hamaar ammaji..WhatsApp mata -
pura din bud bud karti rehti hai..!

5. Aur hum, Orkut Kumar...
Hamka koi puchhta hi nahi!

Joke: Why Indian students are disliked abroad

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:?' Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F ___ the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' and Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'.

Joke: Dangerous Dosti...

Dangerous Dosti...
Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: "Where were you?"
Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha..."
Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, yahin par tha..."
2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai..."
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya?"
1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua...!!!" :-D
Ab bolo "Har ek friend zaroori hota hai!"

Joke: Boy saying I Love You to girl...

Boy - I Love You

Gal - Are you mad...

I am Married. I have a Husband...

I have a Boy friend in my office and my ex boyfriend is still my neighbor...

My boss proposed me yesterday and I can't say NO to him.... and I have one Serious Extra Marital Affair...

Boy (after a longggggggg pause) - Dekh na please, kidhar to adjust karle?

Joke: In one Hyderabadi family a son comes home crying from school...

In one Hyderabadi family a son comes home crying from school.
Mom : kaiku rora?

Son : teacher maari merku.

Mom: kaiku Mari chudel terku ?

Son : main murgi bola usku.

Mom : arre kaiku aisa bola re ?

Son : kaiku bole toh ?
Har exam mein anda deeri merku.

Joke: A Naughty Poem

The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine

I didn't know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it's all over now,
my first time ... milking a cow

Joke: Woman complaining about exhaustion

A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time.

After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has sex.

"Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday," she says.

The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday.

"I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night I'm home with my husband."


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