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Joke: Life Kutte Jaisi Ho Gayi Hai

Pati Patni Mein Jagda Ho Raha Tha, Pati Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: Shaadi Ke Baad To Meri Life Kutte Ke Jaisi Ho Gayi Hai.

Patni: Kutte Se Kya Barabari Karte Ho, Woh Toh Ek Ghantey Tak Phasa Ke Rakhta Hai Tumhara Toh 1 Minute Mein Nikal Jata Hain…

Joke: Ladki Aur Chatriwala

Ek Ladki Umbrella Repair Ki Shop Par Jati Hai

Ladki Chatri Thik Karnewale Se: Is Chatri Ko Thik Kar Do

Chatriwala: Iska Upar Ka Kapda Nikalna Padega, Naya Danda Ander Dalna Padega

Ladki: Jo Marji Karo Bus Paani Ander Nahi Aana Chahiye

Joke: What Is The Difference Between Guilt And Shame?

What Is The Difference Between Guilt And Shame?

Its A Guilt To Sleep With Somebody’s Wife But Its A Shame To Miss Such Opportunity.

Joke: Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue...

Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha

Teacher: Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai To Woh Apne Munh Se Dusre Ke Munh Mein 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti Hai Aur Iska Koi Ilaj Nahi Hai.

Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye Aur Darr Gaye, Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata Thha Ki Teacher Chutiya Kaat Raha Hai, Kuch Soch Ke Bola.

Pappu: Sir, Iska Ilaaj Hai.

Teacher Hairan Ho Gaya: Kya Ilaaj Hai?

Pappu: Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do.

Joke: Boy wanting to fuck girlfriend

Boy Call To His Girlfriend And Says.

Boy: Come To My Room I’ll Surely Fuck You

Girl: I Have No Dare To Come Alone

Boy: Then Bring Your Sister Also

Joke: What Is A Blue Film?

Teacher: What Is A Blue Film?

Pappu: It Is A Family Movie, Which The Whole Family Watches, But At Different Time

Joke: Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Apni Girlfriend Ke Ghar Ko Dekh Kar

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Apni Girlfriend Ke Ghar Ko Dekh Kar Sher Arz Kiya

Jaan Se Bhi Zyada Unhe Pyar Kiya Karte The,

Yad Din Raat Pagalo Ki Tarha Kiya Karte The,

Ab Un Raho Se Bhi Guzra Nhi Jata, Aye Chodumal,

Jahan Beth Unki Bra Mein Hath Dala Karte The.

Joke: Call girl going to Plastic Surgeon

Ek Bar Ek Callgirl Plastic Surgeon Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli: Mere Hole Ke Pass Hi Ek Aur Hole Kar Do

Doctor Ne Hairan Hokar Puchha: Kyu?

Ladkil: Business Acha Chal Raha Hai So Ek Nayi Branch Kholne Ki Soch Rahi Hun

Joke: Fact of First Night

Baba Sexidas Ji Ka Ek Vichar
Hum Log Hazaro Rupaye Kharach Kar Dete Hai Shadi Ke Din Kapde Lene Mein
Par Asliyat To Ye Hai Ki Suhagrat Wale Din Humare Badan Pe 20 Rupaye Ki Chaddi Bhi Nahi Hoti

Joke: TV Ka Channle Mat Badal Mere Yaar

Kashti Toofan Mein Se Nikal Sakti Hain,

Teri Kismat Kabhi Bhi Badal Sakti Hai,

Thand Rakh Mere Yaar, Channel Na Badal,

Sania Mirza Kisi Bhi Waqt Jhukk Sakti Hai...