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Joke: You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex?

You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex?

No?

Why, don't you like pizza?!

Joke: How different types of women respond during sex

How different types of women respond during sex:

Mistress: Wow! Darling this is great.

Whore: Come on finish it now.

Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly.

Wife: Ceiling needs painting!

Joke: Sex Marwari Style

Marwari to prostitute: I'll pay double if you let me do it in Marwari style. She agrees.

After sex, she asks: What's Marwari style?

Marwari: Payment after 90 days!

Joke: Lesbian kisko kehte hain?

Lesbian kisko kehte hain?

2 kamini ladkiyan, jo mard ko khush nahi dekh sakti!

Joke: Mehangai itni badh gayi...

Mehangai itni badh gayi dhandhe mein competition bahut ho gaya.

Ek call girl ne apne darwaje par likhwaya

PAY 4 ONE SIDE AND GET OTHER SIDE BILKUL FREE

Joke: Ek Harami Dost Ki Kami Kab Mahsoos Hoti Hai?

Ek Harami Dost Ki Kami Kab Mahsoos Hoti Hai?

Jab Tum Akele Bethe Ho Aur Ladkiyo Ke Group Ko Dekh Rahe Ho

Aur Tumhare Aas Paas Koi Na Ho Ye Kahnewala

Bhenchod Mammay Dekh

Joke: Ladki Ke Bheege Nipples Dekh Kar Ladke Ne Bola...

Tej Barish Mein Bus stop Par Khada Ladka Ladki Ke Bheege Nipples Dekh Kar Ladki Se Bola.

Ladka: Aapki Headlight On Hai

Ladki: Bijli Meri Kharch Ho Rahi Hai Ya Teri?

Ladka: Magar Load To Mere Khambe Par Pad Raha Hai

Joke: The Pure Urdu Name For Condom

The Pure Urdu Name For Condom:

Ghilaaf-E-Auzaar-E-Mazaa-E-Mohabbat Bandish-E-Izaafaa-E-Nasal.

Kuch Tamiz Seekh Lo, Hamesha Fugga-Fugga Karte Rehte Ho

Joke: Removing something from breasts

A Very Sexy And Attractive Female Employee Apne Boss Ke Cabin Mein Bethi Thhi Ek Dum Se Usne Apne Boss Ko Kaha

Sir! Will U Remove Something From My Breasts

Boss: Wow Whats That?

Employee: Your Eyes Sir

Joke: Example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence

Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence...A Pregnant Prostitute