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Joke: The quickest way to judge a mans character is...

The quickest way to judge a man's character is to see his Passport and check as to how many times he has been to Thailand!

Joke: Stupidity is not attractive

Stupidity is not attractive. If you can't turn my brain on, you'll never get my panties off.

Joke: Who are the best girls?

Some gals beg and some gals borrow;
Some gals lead and some gals follow;
Some brings joy and some bring sorrow;
But the best of all are the girls that swallow!

Joke: I once had One2One with a Virgin

I once had One2One with a Virgin;
She teased me till I had an Ericsson;
She deep-throated me till she was out of O2;
My face went Orange;
Finally, I laid her on a Table(t);
And I busted my Siemen all over her iPad!

Joke: A kiss is...

A kiss is:
Humanity if its on cheek;
Love if its on lips;
Passion if its on breasts;
Sensuous if its on navel;
Sex if its on vagina;
and Bravery if its on asshole!

Joke: How do you know you are leading a sad life?

How do you know you're leading a sad life?

When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

Joke: Roses are red Grass is greener...

Roses are red, grass is greener;
When I think of you, I play with my weiner!

Joke: What is the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?

What is the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?

Both are sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.

Joke: Why did God give women boobs and nipples?

Why did God give women boobs and nipples?

To make suckers out of men!

Joke: Which is the odd one out?

Which is the odd one out?
1. Chick Pea
2. Green Bean
3. Soy Bean
4. Vibrator
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..
...
Green Bean, all the others are meat substitutes.




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