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Joke: Khullam Khulla...

Khulam khula hum tera balatkar karenge
Teri izzat ko sub ke saamne tar tar karenge

Tail laga ke pehle tujko tayar karenge
Phir unglian de ke tujko beqarar krenge

Lund pe apne tujko sawar karenge
Phir apne lund ko tere aar par karenge

Kabi andar kabi bahar kar ke mazedar karenge
Ye kaam hum her itwar karenge

Chod chod ke tujko maldar karenge
Jab paisay na huay toh udhar karenge

Agar bura laga tujhko toh kabhi kabaar karenge
Agar teri aadat bun gaee toh bar bar karenge

Joke: Hamari Deewangi...

Khushbu jism pe lgaye bethe hein
Sham se diye jalai bethe hein,
Hamari devangi tu dekho
Apko raat mai aana hain
Aur Hum dopahar se condom charrhae bathe hein

Joke: High Court Ka Judge

Ek High Court Ka Judge Kahi Ja Raha Tha Ki Jungle Ke Raste Meun Uski Car Kharab Ho Gayi
Door Tak Nazar Daudayi To Ek Jagah Bulb Jalta Dikhai Diya, Judge Raat Wahi Gujarne Ke Irade Se Udhar Chal Pada

Knock Kiya To Andar Se Aurat Ki Aawaz Aay: “Kaun Hai?”

Judge: “Main High Court Ka Judge Hun, Meri Car Kharab Ho Gayi Hai So Main Raat Gujarna Chahta Hun Yaha”

Darwaja Khula Aur Saamne Ek Sexy Aurat Khadi Thhi

Aurat: “Mere Paas Ek Hi Room Hai Aur Bed Bhi Ek Hai”

Judge: “Aap Chinta Na Kare Main High Court Ka Judge Hun Aapko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hogi.”
Dono Jab Sone Ke Liye Bistar Par Pahunche To

Aurat: “Mujhe Sirf Bra Aur Painty Mein Sone Ki Aadat Hai?”

Judge: “Aap Jaise Chahe Soye, Main High Court Ka Judge Hun Aapko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hogi.”

Aurat Ne Sare Kapde Utare Aur Bra And Panty Mein Let Gayi Aur Thodi Der Baad Boli

Aurat: “Mujhe Saath Mein Lete Insaan Se Lagg Ke Aur Uske Uper Taang Rakh Ke Sone Ki Adat Hai”

Judge: “Madam Aap Jaise Marji Soiye Mujhe Koi Problame Nahi Main High Cort Ka Judge Hun.”
Raat Gujar Gaye Subah Judge Sahab Bahar Baithe Chai Pee Rahe The To Unhone Dekha Ki Us Aurat Ne 2 Murge aur 10 Murgiya Paal Rakhi Thi Jinme Se Ek Murga Jo Langda Tha, Wo Sab Murgiyo Ke Piche Bhag Raha Tha aur Dusra Murga Chupchap Baitha Tha, Judge Se Ye Dekh Kar Raha Nahi Gaya

Judge: “Ye Dusra Murga Chupchap Baitha Hai.. Kya Ye Bimar Hai?”

Aurat: "Nahi … Ye High Court Ka Judge Hai"

Joke: Let Me Count The Ways - Adult Poem

3 iron hard dicks
I suck each one
my cunt, ass, and mouth
are all gonna get done

3 sets of balls
for my hot tongue to caress
3 sets of lips
to kiss, lick, and suck my breasts

6 strong hands to hold me down,
make me submit
2 spank my butt, 2 grab my boobs,
2 massage my tender clit

3 curious tongues
my entire body they probe
from my toes, to my neck,
to my labia folds

30 manly fingers
doing their part to make me cum
3 hefty barrels of jizz
my 3 holes are gonna get some.

Joke: Choot Se Mukti

Baba Saxidas Ke Un Logo Ke Liye Kuchh Upaye Jo Apna Sara Jeevan Choot Ke Piche Kharab Kar Dete Hai

1. Hum Sab Log Choot Ke Liye Gidgidate Hai, Choot Ka Qaidi Ban Na Chhodiye Aur Muth Mariye Aur Apne Pairo Pe Khade Ho Jayiye.

2. Jo Sapne Mein Ladki Dekh Kar Sapne Mein Hi Usko Chodne Ki Shamta Rakhte Hai Vo Sada Khush Rahte Hai

3. Aajkal Ladkiyo Ki Choot Is Kadar Fatti Hoti Hai Ki, Choot Marne Se Jyada Maja Muth Marke Aata Hai

4. Jaisi Koi Bhi Balatakari Choot Marne Ke Bad Uski Kami Ke Bare Mein Shikayat Nahi Karta, Aisi Hi Sachha Muthmar Bhi Shikayat Nahi Karta.

5. Choot Mar Kar Apne Lund Ko Beemari Laga Kar Choot Ko Chhodne Se Acha Hai Muth Mar Ke Lambe Samaya Tak Iska Ananad Lena.

5. Choot Marne Ke Liye Kamra Dhundne Aur Paisi Kharch Karne Se Acha Hai, Kahi Bhi Kabhi Bhi Muth Maro Aur Chalte Bano

So Dosto Choot Ke Piche Bhagna Chhodo Aur Muth Mar Ke Dikha Do Ladkiyo Ko Ki, Apna Haath Jagannaath.

Joke: Ladkiya Purse Mein Kya Kya Cheeze Rakhti Hai?

Santa Apni Ek College Friend Ke Sath Shopping Mall Mein Ghumne Gaya,

Vahan Ladki Ko Washroom Jana Hota Hai, To Santa Ko Apna Purse Dete Hue Bolti Hai

Girlfriend: “Yeh Purse Pakdo Mein Abhi Aayi”

Ab Santa Hai To Akal Se Sayana Hi, Socha Ki Dekhu Ladkiya Bag Mein Kya Rakhti Hai

Jaisi Hi Usne Purse Ko Khola Usmein Se Rubber Ka Lund Nikla.

Santa Ke Ye Dekh Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Usne Fatafatt Purse Band Kar Diya.

Ladki Washroom Se Aayi Aur Majak Majak Mein Usne Santa Ko Puchha.

Girlfriend: “Khola To Nahi?”

Santa: “Na Ji Na, Purse Khol Ke Mene Apni Gaand Thodi Fadwani Hai“

Joke: Thak Gayi Ladki Bechari...

Ek Ladka Car Mein Ja Raha Tha Usne Ek Ladki Ko Sadak Par Pedal Chalte Dekh Kar Car Rok Kar Pucha:

Ladka: “Madam Kya Apko Lift Chahiye?”

Ladki: “Nahi! Please Main Teen Din Se Lift Hi Le Rahi Hun Aaj Mujhe Ghar Jane Do.“

Joke: Baba Sex

Hakeem : Babaji sex kitni time mein kartay ho?

Baba: 1 ghanta 41 minute mein.

Hakim: Wow Woh kaisay?

Baba: 40 minute khara karnay mien lagtay mein, 1 minute mein farig aur 1 ghanta behosh.

Joke: Guy wanting to play Magic with girl

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"

She says, "What's that?"

He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."

Joke: Ghalib Ne Moti Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Farmaya...

Ghalib Ne Moti Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Farmaya:

Un Ka Husn Dekh Kar Beshak
Ham Khushi Se Phoole Hein
Lekin Hairan Bhi Hein Dekh Ke
Un Ke Koolhen Hein Ya Clifton Ke Jhoole Hein.