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Joke: Garibi Ke Haal India Mein

Bechare Gareeb Logo Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai

Aaj Ke Mahol Mein Ek Gareeb Parivar Ke Ghar Mein Suna Gaya Ek Dialog

Wife: Sunoji Paisi Dena Whisper Lana Hai

Husband: Sali Gaand Mari, Bookh Mitane Ke Liye Roti Nahi Hai Aur Tujhe Choot Sukhane Ke Liye Double Roti Chahiye

Joke: Jab Girls Car Me Seat Belt Bandhti Hain To Kaisa Dikhta Hai?

Pappu Ka Ek Dost Thhe Golu

Ek Din Dono Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe To Golu Ne Pappu Se Pucha

Golu: Jab Girls Car Me Seat Belt Bandhti Hain To Kaisa Dikhta Hai?

Pappu: Percentage Ke Symbol Jaisa %

Joke: Bechara Mobile Wala Aur Uski Suhaagraat

Ek Aadmi Jiski Mobile Ki Shop Thi Uski Shaadi Hui

Suhaagraat Se Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha

Dost: Kyu Be, Kaisi Rahi Suhaagraat?

Mobile Wala Udasi Se: Kuch Mat Puucho Yaaro, Pehale 5 - 6 Baar Toh Miss Call Lagi, Aur Jab Sahi No Laga To Balance Hi Khatam Ho Gaya

Joke: Mard Ke Dil Mein Jane Ka Rasta...

Ek Ladki Khushi Khusi Se Apni Maa Ke Room Mein Aayi Aur Boli

Ladki: Maa Tumne Kaha Tha Na…

Maa: Kya Kaha Tha Beti

Ladki: Ke Mard Ke Dil Mein Jane Ka Rasta Ankhon Se Hokar Jata Hai?

Maa: Haan?

Ladki: Lekin Maa, Kal Raat Mene Dusra Rasta Bhi Dhoond Liya!

Joke: Sex Karna Mehnat Hoti Hai Ya Maza

Amir Aadmi Kam Karne Wale Majdoor Se Puchta Hai: Oye Sex Karna Mehnat Hoti Hai Ya Maza

Majdoor: Sahab Sex Maza Hi Hoga! Mehnat Hoti To Aap Logo Ne Woh Bhi Hamse Hi Karwana Tha

Joke: Husband not active in sex

A Divorce Case Come In Court.

Wife: I Need Divorce Because My Husband Is Not Active in Sex

Judge: Mam, But Your Husband Is A Kabbadi Champion

Wife: Thats The Problem, He Touches Me And Runs Away

Joke: Biwi Ko Khush Kaise Rakhe?

Biwi Ko Khush Kaise Rakhe? Sabhi Is Baat Se Pareshan Hai Par Baba Saxidas Ne 3 Khaas Tarike Bataye Hai Jis Se Biwi Khush Rahti Hai.

1. Roz Uske Saath Karo, Compromise.

2. Roz Uske Dono Dabaao, Per.

3. Roz Apna Khol K Uske Hatho Me De Do, Purse.

Note: Yeh Tarika Aap Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Bhi Apna Sakte Hai

Joke: Bechari Nayi Naveli Dulhan

Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Muh Dikhai Ke Rs 25,000 Diye.

Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli.

Dulhan: Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega Kya?

Joke: Teri Main Kaisi Loo

Samjh Nahi Aata Ki
Teri Sula Ke Loo,
Ya Bitha Ke Loo,
Ya Tujhe Khada Karke Loo,
Ya Teri Jhuka Ke Loo

Ab Tu Khud Hi Bata De Ki
Mein Teri Kese Loo Photo

Joke: Fill In The Blanks

Fill In The Blanks:
1. Boo_s ?
2. _ _ndom ?
3. F_ _ K ?
4. P_ N_s ?
5. Pu_s_ ?

Answer:
1. Books
2. Random
3. Fork
4. Pants
5. Pulse

May God Bless Your Dirty Mind.