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Joke: What do guys usually say after Sex?

What do guys usually say after Sex?
I Love You? Wrong!
That was great? Wrong again!
I Loved it? Wrong Again!
The Answer is:
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Oh! Where are my fucking clothes!

Joke: We all must respect successful men because...

We all must respect successful men because they achieve lots of things... without having any boobs!

Joke: A Boy to a Pimp at a whorehouse...

A Boy to a Pimp at a whorehouse: Get me a girl with big boobs and a small hole.

After sometime, a girl came to that boy and said, "Are you the one who has big mouth and a small dick?"

Joke: What do you call a boyfriend who wanks more than twice a day?

What do you call a boyfriend who wanks more than twice a day?

A Terrorwrist!

Joke: If a girl follows a boy while he is walking...

If a girl follows a boy while he is walking, then it's "AXE EFFECT";
But if a boy follows a girl while she is walking then it is
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"ASS EFFECT"!

Joke: Dear Sexscriber...

Dear Sexscriber,
Your sex balance is low, your account will be put into virginity mode. Please re-fuck as soon as possible to keep your account active.
*Condoms Apply!

Joke: When everyone has left you and no one is around you...

When everyone has left you and no one is around you and you are standing alone in some corner of this world.
Always remember one thing - It's the best time to...
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Adjust your Dick!

Joke: Three women on sex

Three women on sex.

1. My man is like a Rolls Royce, smooth and sophisticated.

2. Mine a like a Ferrari, fast & powerful.

3. Mine is like an old Fiat, needs a hand start!

Joke: If she is giving you Blowjob while in the shower...

If she's giving you Blowjob while in the shower...
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have courtesy and shampoo and condition her hair while she does it!

Joke: Guy receives call from a recruitment consultancy

Received a call from a recruitment consultancy.

She said to me: “Sir I have two openings for you…!”

I replied : Yes. I know.

There was a long silence and then she said… Asshole!

Then I said, I prefer the other one.




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