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Joke: Fill In The Blanks

Fill In The Blanks:
1. Boo_s ?
2. _ _ndom ?
3. F_ _ K ?
4. P_ N_s ?
5. Pu_s_ ?

Answer:
1. Books
2. Random
3. Fork
4. Pants
5. Pulse

May God Bless Your Dirty Mind.

Joke: Bhabhi Ji Se Double Meaning Baat...

Kayi Bar Hum Jane Anjane Mein Kuch Esa Bol Dete Hai Jo Ki Bahut Bada Double Meaning Ban Jata Hai, Esa Hi Is Joke Mein Hua.

Ek Naai Ki Dukaan Ke Upar Ghar Tha.

Ek Din Ghar Ki Ek Aurat Ne Bahar Ki Taraf Apni Sadi Sukhne Ke Liye Dali.

Dukan Mein Andhera Ho Gaya To Naai Ne Jor Se Awaaz Lagayi.

Naai: Bhabhi Ji, Sadi Uper Utha Lo Mene Baal Kaatne Hai

Joke: Jija having sex with Saali

Apni Sali Ke Saath Sex Karne Ke Baad Jija Bola

Jija: Tum Apni Didi Se Zyada Majaa Deti Ho

Saali Udaas Hote Hue: Dekhiye Na Jijaji, Fir Bhi Mere Pati Kahte Hai Tumhari Didi Jyada Maja Deti Hai

Joke: Condom Aur Mehngayi

Pati Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Thha Office Se Ghar Aate Hue Bazar Se Condom Le Aya

Ghar Aaya To Patni Ne Us Se Pucha

Patni: Ye Condom Kitne Ka Hai?

Husband: 10 Rupe Ka

Patni: Hey Bhagwan, Mehngayi To Dekho, Jab Main Saatvi Class Mein Thhi Tab 50 Paisi Ke 3 Aate Thhe

Joke: Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath Park Mein Betha Tha...

Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath Park Mein Betha Tha.

Asman Ki Taraf Dekhkar Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola

Ladka: Janu Aaj Mausam Kitna Bhadiya Hai Na, Tumhe Koi Feelings Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?

Ladki: Haan Ho Rahi Hai

Ladka: Kya?

Ladki: Yahi Ki Main Aaj Phir Chudne Wali Hun

Joke: What Boys Do On Mothers Day?

Question. What Boys Do On Mother’s Day?

Answer. Help Girls In Becoming Mothers.

Joke: Ladki Ke Boobs Ka Deewana

Ek Premi Joda Park Mein Bethe Thhe Aur Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Ladki Ne Apne Premi Ke Pyar Ki Parakh Karte Hue Us Se Puchha.

Ladki: Agar Tumhe 8 Boobs Mile To Kya Karoge?

Ladka Khushi Se Jhumte Hue: Main Use Ji Jaan Se Dabaunga… Chusunga… Chaatunga… Uspar Latak Jaunga…

Ladki Ye Sun Kar Gusse Se: To Wahaa Udhar Ek Kutiya Soyi Hui Hai, Chal Jaa Aur Shuru Ho Jaa

Joke: Whats Up?

Girl: Hey What’s Up?

Boy: If I Tell You, Then Will You Sit On It?

Joke: Khaas Dosto Ke Liye SMS

Chahta Hun Ki Tujhe Pyaar Doo

Dosti Pe Apni Zindagi Vaar Doo

Par Jab Tera Koi Reply Nahi Milta To

Dil Karta Hai Teri Gaand Pe Goli Maar Doo

Joke: Jasoos Pati Ki Jasoosi Kam Na Aayi

Kayi Pati Apni Devi Samman Patni Pe Bahut Shaq Karte Hai Aur Taana Dete Hai Ki Tera Kisi Aur Ke Sath Affair Hai, Esi Hi Ek Choti Si Kahani

Ek Aadmi Apni Patni Par Bahut Shak Karta Tha Ki Uska Kisi Aur Ke Sath Chakkar Hai.

Lekin Patni Aisi Nahi Thi Phir Bhi Wo Aadmi Apni Patni Ko Roz Satata Aur Kehta,
Pati: Main Bhi Bahut Bada Jaasoos Hun, Tera Pakka Bahar Kisi Ke Sath Chakkar Hai

Preshan Ho Kar Patni Ne Apne Pati Ko Sabak Sikhane Ki Sochi, Usne Ek Jawan Pados Ke Ladke Se Dosti Ki,
Aur Pati Ki Chutti Wale Din Dopehar Ke Samaye Use Bula Kar Bathroom Mein Chupa Diya Aur Khud Rasoi Mein Aata Gunthne Lagi.

Aata Gunthte-Gunthte Bheech Mein Wo Apne Pati Ke Paas Aayi Aur Boli
Patni: Mere Hathon Mein Aata Laga Hai Aur Mujhe Bohat Jor Se Peshab Aaya Hai, Jara Meri Salwaar Ka Nala Khol Do

Pati Ne Uski Salwaar Ka Nala Khol Diya. Patni Bathroom Mein Chali Gayi, Thodi Dair Baad Phir Aayi Aur Apne Pati Se Boli,
Patni: Mera Nala Bandh Do

Pati Ne Salwaar Ka Nala Bandh Diya, Uske Baad Patni Boli,
Patni: Bhonsdi Ke Apne Aap Ko Bada Jasoos Samjhte Ho, Ab Kaha Gayi Tumhari Jasoosi?

Pati Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Usne Puchha: Kyu Kya Hua?
Patni Uska Majak Udate Hue: Tumne Apne Hath Se Meri Salwaar Kholi, Main Bathroom Mein Apne Yaar Se Chudva Ke Aayi, Phir Tumne Hi Apne Hathon Se Meri Salwaar Bandhi, Tumhe Kuch Pata Chla Ki Main Apne Yaar Se Chud Aayi?