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Joke: Sharabi Aadmi Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai

Santa Ek Din Raat Ko Sharab Pee Ke Ghar Aya
Uska Mood Sex Ka Bana To Biwi Ko Palang Pe Litaya Aur Kapde Utar Ke Shuru Ho Gaya
Thodi Der Baad Usko Uske Jism Se Ched Chad Karne Ke Baad Bola

Santa: Janu, Aaj Tumhare Boobs Bade Bade Kaisi Ho Gaye Hai?
Biwi Sharmate Hue: Oye Nahi Ji, Boobs To Utne Hi Hai, Par Aap Sharab Ke Nashe Mein Meri Gaand Choos Rahe Ho

Joke: Aadmi Or Aurat Dono Ke Baal Ghungrale

Baba Saxidas Ko Majak Bhi Bada Pasand Hai. Ekk Din Baba Ke Ek Kaminey Bhakt Ne Baba Saxidas Se Poocha

Bhakt: Baba Ji, Aisi Kaun Si Jagah Hai, Jaha Aadmi Or Aurat Dono Ke Baal Ghungrale Hote Hai?

Baba Saxidas: Dirty Mind Bachha, Vo Jagha Hai West Indies

Joke: Prayer of a little girl

Dear God,
Please Give Clothes To All Those Poor Ladies In Daddys Laptop,
And Please Provide Houses To People Who Use Mums Room When Dads At Work.

Joke: Reading books on sex in library

Notice In A Library - Warning, while reading books on sex, please hold the book with both hands

Joke: Bechaara Aadmi

Kisi Accedint Mein Ek Aadmi Ka Lu.Nd Kat Jata Hai

Uski Biwi Usko Lekar Doctor Ke Pass Jaati Hai

Doctor: Ab Aapke Pati Ko Ghode Ka Ya Kutte Ka Lu.D Lagana Padega

Patni: Doctor Saab, Ghode Ka Hi Laga Do, Kutta To Ghar Mein Pehle Se Hi Hai

Joke: Pyar Karna Padta Hai Ya Ho Jata Hain?

Baba Saxidas Bade Dino Baad Apni Gupt Tapasya Se Vapis Aaye Aur Apne Bhakto Ko Darshan Diye

Ek Bhakt Ne Unse Kaha

Bhakt: Baba Ji, Mann Mein Ek Parashann Hai Jo Kafi Time Se Tang Kar Raha Hai

Baba Ji Muskura Ke Bole: Bol Bachha, Aaj Mann Ke Parashann Ko Mann Se Bahar Nikal Ke Mann Halka Kar Le

Bhakt: Baba Ji, Pyar Karna Padta Hai Ya Ho Jata Hai?

Baba Ji Ne Samjhaya: Ladki Sunder Ho Aur Scooty Par Ho To Ho Jata Hai, Badsurat Ho Aur Honda City Car Mein Ho To Karna Padta Hai

Joke: Teacher Ki Ijjat Dil se

Class Mein Techer Ne Bachho Ko Kaha Ki Apne Teacher Ke Uper English Mein 10 Lines Likho

Kuch Der Baad Pappu Khada Hua Aur Teacher Se Puchta Hai

Sir, Haramkhor Ko English Mein Kya Kahte Hai?

Joke: Why Do Women Wear Panty?

Why Do Women Wear Panty?

Because State Law says: All Main-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use.

Joke: Whats The Difference Between Melody and Mala-D?

Question. What’s The Difference Between Melody and Mala-D?

Answer. Jab Bacche Masti Karte Hai To Melody Di Jati Hai, Jab Bachhon Ki Maan Masti Kar Rahi Ho To Mala-D.

Joke: Difference between guy committing suicide and virgin

What Is The Difference Between A Person Who Is Committing Suicide And A Virgin?

One Is Trying To Die The Other One Is Dying To Try…