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Joke: There are two type of guys in the world...

There are two type of guys in the world:

1. The type who only wants to fuck you.

2. The type who wants to stare at your face, get lost in your eyes, listen to you talk forever, treat you well and then fuck you.

Joke: Sunny Leone in pk

Sunny Leone: My movie pk has broken all Indian movie records!!!

Aamir Khan: Idiot. Where r u in pk ???

Sunny Leone: Inside the Dancing Car!

Joke: What do you call crystal clear urine?

What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080pee

Joke: Husband entering Mypenis as password for computer

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.

The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Joke: One day a young boy finds a condom on the floor...

One day a young boy finds a condom on the floor. He brings is to his father and asks what is it. His father replies,"Oh, that's a twinkie. Son if you find anymore bring them to me and I'll give you a quarter.The next week the little boy returned to his mother's house with a lot of quarters. His mother asks, "Where did you get all those quarters?" The little boy answered, "Daddy gave them to me for finding twinkies for him. But what he doesn't know is, before I gave Daddy the twinkies, I sucked all the cream filling out.

Joke: What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

Talk

Joke: Once there were two twins...

Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat. It so happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank.

A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John. She said, 'I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible.'

Joe thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, 'Hell no in fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy.

I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle.'

The old lady fainted.

Joke: A girl got a bird tattooed below her naval...

A girl got a bird tattooed below her naval.

After sex, she asked her boyfriend: "Did u notice my bird?"

He said: "No. I was concentrating on the nest".

Joke: Love Lust And Marriage - XI

Love: You're interested in everything your partner does

Lust: You're only interested in one thing

Marriage: You're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is Stock Market

Joke: Love Lust And Marriage - X

Love: Your eyes meet across a crowded room

Lust: Your tongues meet across a crowded room

Marriage: Your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care




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