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Joke: Advice For Men And Women From William Sexfear

Advice For Men And Women From Our Beloved William Sexfear:

Men, You Should Make Her Pussy Wet, Not Her Eyes.

Ladies, You Should Make His Dick Hard, Not His Life.

Joke: Ladkiyon Ko Kabhi Dil Mat Dena

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ko Ishq Mein Dhoke Hi Dhoke Milte Rahe,

Tang Aakar Unhone Ladko Ko Samjhane Ke Liye Ek Sher Arz Kara

Ladkiyon Ko Bhool Ke Bhi Apna Dil Na Dena Doston, Dil Ke Jazbaat Ye Kya Janegi

Bina Bra Ke Apne Dudhu To Sambhaal Nahin Sakti, Hamara Dil Kya Ghanta Sambhalegi.

Joke: How To Live A Stressless Life?

Advice From Baba Saxidas For A Stressless Life:

A Loud Bhenchoddddd, Can Release The Maximum Amount Of Frustration At Once.

Warning: Don’t Try This At Home.

Joke: Mard Ki Taaqat Ka Kaise Pata Chalta Hai?

Swami Lunnacharya Is Back With His Latest Quote:

Sex Ke Waqt Mard Ki Taaqat Ka Andaaza Uske Hilte Hue Hips Se Nahin,

Balki Ladki Ke Uchhalte Hue Boobs Se Hota Hai.

Joke: Suhaagraat Pe Pati Apni Patni Ke Boobs Chuste Hue Bola...

Suhaagraat Pe Pati Apni Patni Ke Boobs Chuste Hue Bola

Pati: Jaanu, Tumhare Boobs Kitne Naram Aur Sharbati Hain

Patni Sharmate Hue Boli: Pata Nahi Ji, Jitne Muh Utni Hi Baatein

Joke: Ek Aashiq Ki Dukhbhari Dastaan...

Ek Aashiq Ki Dukhbhari Dastaan.

I Told My Girlfriend, If You Love ME Then Please Wear Red Color Tomorrow, Mujhe Wo Bahut Hi Pasand Hain.

Lekin Aaj Vo School Mein Black Dress Pahan Ke Aa Gayi.

Lekin Jab Vo Apni Giri Books Uthane Ke Liye Jhuki To Main Samajh Gaya Ki Vo Mujhe Andar Se Pyar Karti Hai.

Joke: Women Are A Pain In The Ass?

All Men Feel That Women Are A Pain In The Ass.

But Just Think About It,

The World Without Women Would Also Be A Pain In The Ass,

If You Know What I Mean.

Joke: Pathan ki biwi ko suhagraat ke baad talaq chahiye

Pathan Ki Biwi Suhagraat Ke Baad Us Se Ladte Hue Boli.

Biwi: Mere Ko Abhi Talaak Chahiye

Pathan Ke Tote Ud Gaye, Hairani Se Puchha

Pathan: Par Begum Kyun?

Biwi: Abe Jitna Tera Smaan Hai, Us Se Badi To Shabir Bhai Ki Zuban Hain

Joke: Santa Kothe Pe Gaya...

Biwi Ke Kuch Dino Se Mayake Mein Hone Ki Wajah Se Santa Ko Badi Tharki Chadi Hui Thi.

To Tang Aake Kothe Pe Gaya.

Waha Dalal Ne Sabhi Charges Ke Nam Car Ke Namon Pe Rakhe Hue The.

Dalal: Kaun Si Chahiye

Honda Civic Rs 10000, Ford Figo Rs 8000, Hundai i10 Rs 6000, Maruti Alto Rs 4000, Tata Nano Rs 500.

Santa Ne Kaam Hi Chalana Tha To Paise Bachane Ke Liye Bola

Santa: Nano Hi Laa Do

Dalal Thodi Der Baad Ek Hijde Ko Lekar Aa Gaya

Ye Dekhte Hi Santa Gusse Se Laal Peela Hote Hue Bola.

Santa: Abe Sale Ye Kya Hain?

Dalal Muskurate Hue: Sir Nano Ka Engine Piche Hota Hain

Joke: Ultimate Insulting Line

Ultimate Insulting Line To Some:

I Don’t Need You! One Asshole In My Pants Is More Than Enough!




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