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Joke: How do you know a blonde likes you?

How do you know a blonde likes you?

She screws you two nights in a row.

Joke: Redhead sleeping with a Brazilian

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."

The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

Joke: An obnoxious drunk in a bar keeps hitting on an a lesbian waiting for her date

An obnoxious drunk in a bar keeps hitting on an a lesbian waiting for her date. The drunk just won't take no for an answer.

"Tell you what, I'll sleep with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my dildo can't!" the lesbian smirks.

The obnoxious drunk thinks for a moment. "Okay, let's see your dildo buy the next round of drinks!"

Joke: Sex Toy Shop

One day this guy comes to work at a sex toy shop. His boss leaves for the day and puts him in charge of the shop.

About an hour later a black haired lady comes in and asks "How much for your black dildos?"

The guy says "30 bucks"

"And how much for your white dildos?" asks the lady.

Again the man says "30 bucks for the black and 30 bucks for the white"

So she takes the black one and leaves.

A while later a brunette comes in to the store and asks "How much for your white dildos?"

The man responds "30 bucks"

She asks "And how much for your black dildos?"

"30 bucks for the white and 30 bucks for the black" replies the man.

So she takes the white one leaves.

About an hour later a blonde walks through the door and asks "How much are your dildos?"

The guys says "All our dildos are 30 bucks"

Then she looks up behind the man on a shelf and ask "How much for that green one?"

The man responds "Oh, that one is special. That will cost you $250"

The blonde agrees and takes it.

Later that day the boss come back and asks "So what did you sell today?"

The man says "I sold a black dildo, a white dildo , and a 2-liter of mountain dew for $250!"

Joke: What do you call a truck load of vibrators?

What do you call a truck load of vibrators?

Toys for Twats

Joke: A butcher goes on a first date and says...

A butcher goes on a first date and says 'It was nice meating you'

Joke: A boyfriend suppose to make...

A boyfriend suppose to make yo panties WET not yo Eyes.

Joke: Whats a boyfriends definition of a romantic evening?

Whats a boyfriends definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

Joke: What is the definition of Confidence?

What is the definition of Confidence?

When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !"

Joke: What Do You Take When Your Butt Hurts?

What Do You Take When Your Butt Hurts?

Assprin




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