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Joke: Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court...

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."

Mickey replied, "No I didn't. I said she is fucking Goofy."

Joke: Pinocchio getting splinters while making love

Pinocchio was fed up with the recent complaints from his wife. "Every time we make love, I get splinters."

So, Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the Carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter, "that's what you need."

So, Pinocchio took the sandpaper home. A few weeks later, the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. "How are you getting along with the girls now?"

"Who needs girls?" replied Pinocchio.

Joke: The big bad wolf said to little red riding hood...

The big bad wolf said to little red riding hood "unbutton your blouse and let me suck your tits" fuck off she replied as she tugged down her pantie's "eat me like the fuckin book says".

Joke: Why does a blond whistle when she pees?

Why does a blond whistle when she pees?

So she knows what lips to wipe!

Joke: How do blondes play Russian Roulette?

How do blondes play Russian Roulette?

They jack six dicks until one gets a facial.

Joke: Whats the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

Joke: Why dont blondes like anal sex?

Why don't blondes like anal sex?

They don't like their brains being screwed with.

Joke: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?

What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?

If either one of them end up on there back they are both fucked.

Joke: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still sticky.

Joke: Did you hear about the blonde with a PhD in Psychology?

Did you hear about the blonde with a PhD in Psychology?

She'll blow your mind, too.




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