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Joke: Whats a cuckolds favorite movie?

What's a cuckolds favorite movie?

Men In Black.

Joke: How do you make your girlfriend cry while having sex?

How do you make your girlfriend cry while having sex?...Phone her!

Joke: Guy offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium

Wife: "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."

Husband: (smirks)

Wife: "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"

Husband: "Absolutely not,"

Wife: "How Sweet!"

Husband: "The season's more than half over!"

Joke: Husband talking to his wife who is having her periods

Husband: Just because you have your period doesn't mean you can be a bitch.

Wife: Oh well just because you have a dick doesn't mean you can be one.

Joke: Wife wants husband to whisper dirty things in her ear

Wife: Honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear!

Husband: Kitchen, living room, laundry, dining room...

Joke: A guy walks into a bar with a gun and...

A guy walks into a bar with a gun and said "Which one of you slept with my wife." And a guy in the back stands up and says "You dont have enough bullets."

Joke: What is Alimony?

What is Alimony?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

Joke: What Is Monogamy?

If Bigamy is having one wife too many, what is Monogamy?

The Same!

Joke: Why is marriage not a word?

Why is marriage not a word?

It's a life sentence!

Joke: Whats the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?

What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?

When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick.




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