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Joke: What did the O say to the Q?

What did the O say to the Q?

"Dude, your dick's hanging out."

Joke: Who was the worlds first carpenter?

Who was the worlds first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adams banana stand.

Joke: What did the penis say to the vagina?

What did the penis say to the vagina?

Don't make me cum in there.

Joke: What do you call a woman who loves small dicks?

What do you call a woman who loves small dicks?

Hopefully your girlfriend.

Joke: Why do women fake orgasms?

Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they think men care.

Joke: What do girls and noodles have in common?

What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

Joke: Why did God create orgasms?

Why did God create orgasms?

So women can moan even when they're happy.

Joke: Dear young girls losing their virginity...

Dear young girls losing their virginity... if you're age is on the clock, you're too young for the cock.

Joke: What do you call a teenage girl who doesnt masturbate?

What do you call a teenage girl who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

Joke: Whats long Hard and Erects stuff?

Whats long, Hard and Erects stuff?

A Crane!




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