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Joke: Life is like a penis...

Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.

Joke: PMS jokes are not funny

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Joke: A man is only as faithful as his...

A man is only as faithful as his options.

Joke: Mating calls for blond brunette redhead

What is the mating call of a blond?
I'm so drunk.

What is the mating call of a brunette?
Is that blonde gone yet?

What is the mating call of a redhead?
NEXT!

Joke: What do women and screen doors have in common?

What do women and screen doors have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

Joke: What is a mans ultimate shame?

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

Joke: If women arent supposed to be in the kitchen...

If women aren't supposed to be in the kitchen, then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?!

Joke: Women are like roads...

Women are like roads.

The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Joke: Men have two emotions...

Men have two emotions, hungry and horny.

If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Joke: Why did God create men?

Why did God create men?

Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.




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