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Joke: Girl asking boy about reason why he proposed to her

Girl: Tumne muzme aisa kya dekha ki muze propose kar diya?

Boy: Sab kuchh dekhne ke liye hi to Propose kiya hain, Pagli!

Joke: Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch?

Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch?

Women's doubles tennis - 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch!

Joke: A bad football team is like an old bra...

A bad football team is like an old bra...no cups and little support!

Joke: Smoking kills warning on cigarette packs

The "Smoking Kills" warning on cigarette packs is like girls saying, "Rehne Do, Koi Dekh Lega" - nothing more than a ritual!

Joke: Situation when two people are thinking of sex...

What do you call a situation when two people are thinking of sex and rest of the people are thinking about food?

Wedding

Joke: The best example of seeking happiness...

The best example of "Doosro ki khushi me apni khushi dhoondhna".

Watching Porn.

Joke: All medicines have side effects...

All medicines have side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.

Joke: Balls Theory

If you have two balls between your legs it means you are man.

If you have four, it does not mean that you are superman.

You must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass!

Joke: Definition of Blowjob

Definition of Blowjob:

A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references!

Joke: Aapka beta bahut bra ho gaya hain...

Aapka beta bahut bra ho gaya hain.

Umar kya hai uski?

Woh panties saal ka hain.

Hose-siyaar hai,nahi?

Cup itna bra ho gaya pata nahi chala...




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