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Joke: What do you call it when a boy and girl make love for the first time?

What do you call it when a boy and girl make love for the first time?

Cumming of Age.

Joke: What do you call a woman with 4 legs?

What do you call a woman with 4 legs?

Doggy Style.

Joke: Man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation

A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation.
"Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man.
"No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.

Joke: Whats the smallest hotel in the world?

What's the smallest hotel in the world?

A pussy, because you have to leave the bags outside.

Joke: Whats 72?

Whats 72?

69 with three people watching.

Joke: Why women are having their navels pierced?

Have you noticed that more and more women are having their navel's pierced?

That's because its a handy place to hang the air freshener.

Joke: What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?

I want you inside me!

Joke: Man driving down the road with his monkey...

A man was driving down the road with his monkey in the back of his van.
He sees a hitchhiker and picks him up.
They were going down the road talking, when the monkey came flying up front and unzipped the drivers pants and goes to town on him.
The man slaps the monkey and makes him go to the back of the van.
A few minutes later the same thing happens.
The hitchhiker said "Man that is amazing I have never seen anything like that"
The driver says " Do you want to try it?"
The hitchhiker said "Yes, But don't hit me that hard!"

Joke: Construction worker finding wife in bed with another man

A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man.
So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise.
He secured it tightly, super glued it shut, and removed the handle.
Then he picked up a hacksaw.
The man, terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to..to..Cut it off, are you?"
The husband said, with a horrible gleam of revenge in his eye, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire!"

Joke: Life is a lot like toilet paper

Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll.....or you're taking shit from some asshole.




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