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Joke: The First Man Who Discovered Milk...

This Question Is Sure To Make You Think

The First Man Who Discovered Milk, Whoever He Was

What The Hell Was He Trying To Do With The Cow???

Joke: Inki Diwali Sabse Mast Rahi

Diwali Se Agle Din 3 Dost Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe The

Pahla: Mere Papa Kal 5000 Rupaye Ke Patake Laye, Maine Aur Mere Bhai Se 2 Gante Tak Bajaye

Doosra: Mere Papa Kal 7000 Rupaye Ke Patake Laye, Hum Sabne Milkar 4 Gante Tak Bajaye

Teesra Kaminepan Se Muskurate Hue: Mere Papa Kal Ghar Par Nahi The, Mera Bhai 10000 Rupaye Ka Ek Hi Pataka Laya, Aur Sari Rat Sab Ne Milke Bajaya

Joke: Distinguish Between Panties and Penis

Distinguish Between Panties and Penis:

Panties Touches The Vagina By Sliding Up Vertically
Penis Touches The Vagina By Penetrating Horizontally

Panties Provides Protection To Vagina From Outside
Penis Provides Pleasure To Vagina From Inside

Panties Has To Get Out When Penis Comes Near Vagina
Panties Comes Back Only When Penis Gets Out

Panties Helps In Keeping The Vagina Dry and Clean From Outside
Penis Helps In Making The Vagina Wet and Dirty From Inside

Seeing Panties, Penis Is Pleased And Gets Erection
Seeing Penis, Panties Gets Frightened And Runs Away

Panties Adds Beauty and Safety To Vagina
Penis Adds Friction and Heat To Vagina

Panties Is Available In Attractive Colours
Penis Is Available In Attractive Sizes

Joke: Bhabhi panty kyun nahin pahanti?

Ladka Pados Ki Bhabhi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga, Jaise Hi Usne Salvar Utari To Usne Usse Puchha

Ladka: Arey Tum Panti Kyun Nahi Pahanti Ho?

Bhabhi Use Aankh Maarte Hue Boli: Arey Yaar, Mene Apne Pati Se Waada Kiya Hai Ki Aapke Alava Kisi Aur Ke Samne Panti Nahi Utarungi

Joke: Why Do Men Always Want To Marry A Virgin?

A Famous Sex Therapist Was Once Asked:

Why Do Men Always Want To Marry A Virgin?

Sex Therapist Replied:

To Avoid Criticism And Comparison

Joke: Describing Sex In Sanskrit?

Describing Sex In Sanskrit?

Uparam Chumam,

Bobam Chusam,

Golam Dabam Puchuk Puchuk,

Tangam Kholam,

Lingam Daalam,

Maza Aavam Dhuchuk Dhuchuk.

Joke: Laptop Speakers Are Too Quiet For Music But...

It’s Strange But Damn Very True Fact.

Laptop Speakers Are Too Quiet For Music,

But Too Loud For Adult Movies.

Joke: If A Guy Remembers The Color Of Your Eyes...

This Joke Is Specially For Girls.

If A Guy Remembers The Color Of Your Eyes,

After A First Date,

Chances Are You Have

Small Boobs.

Joke: Sunder Ladki Ke Ander Sabse Jyada Kya Cheez Dekhna...

Quiz Contest Mein Final Sawaal Puchha Gaya.

Question: Tum Kisi Sunder Ladki Ke Ander Sabse Jyada Kya Cheez Dekhna Pasand Karte Ho?

Award Winning Answer: Apna Lund

Joke: Husband On 1st Night Finding His Wife A Virgin...

Husband On 1st Night Finding His Wife A Virgin Is Overjoyed And Says:

Husband: I Wanna Kiss The One Who Took Care Of You And Protected Your Virginity

Wife: Kiss My Ass