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Joke: Ladki Se Jaldbazi Theek Nahi Hoti

Girlfriend Ban Jane Ke Baad Usko Chhoone Ke Liye Hum Bada Utavlapan Dikha Dete Hai, Jo Ki Galat Hai. Is Cheez Ka Khamiyaza Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Ek Sher Mein Arz Kiya Hai.

Dilbar Ki Hamne Pyar Se Chuchiyan Jo Daba Di.

Gaur Farmaiyega,

Dilbar Ki Hamne Pyar Se Chuchiyan Jo Daba Di.

Bahen Ki Lodi Ne Laat Maar Ke Humari Gotiyaan Hi Suja Di.

Joke: Actual meaning of I Cant Marry You But I Love You

Do You Know The Actual Meaning of This Line When Said By A Lover, "I Can't Marry You But I Love You" Aaj Janiye Iska Asli Mein Matlab Kya Hai

Said By A Great Lover: I Can’t Marry You But I Love You.

Actual Meaning.
Behan Ki Laudi Tu Itni Khobsurat Nahi Hai Ki Shaadi Kar Lu, Par Itni Buri Bhi Nahi Ke Bina Chode Jaane Doon

Joke: Aisi Ladki Kise Kise Chahiye?

Pappu Se Ek Baar Uske Friend Golu Ne Puchha Ki Tujhe Kesi Ladki Chahiye, To Pappu Ne Shayarana Andaaz Mein Byaan Kiya Ki Use Kesi Ladki Chahiye.

Badan Uska Silky Ho,

Breast Uski Milky Ho,

Dekhne Mein Chikni Ho,

Pehni Usne Bikini Ho,

Neeche Uske Chimney Ho,

Lamba Apna Danda Ho,

Us Mein Jaake Thanda Ho.

Joke: Bhabhi Ko Kapde Utarte Dekhna Galat Hai

Pappu Pados Ki Ek Bhabhi Ko Raste Mein Rok Kar Bola

Bhabhi Ji, Kal Maine Aapko Kapde Utarte Hue Dekha,

Aap Bahut Tej-Tej Utarti Hai,

Jara Dheere-Dheere Se Kapde Utara Karo,

Varna Kapde Utarne Ki Taar Toot Jayegi.

Joke: Ek Ladka Sex Se Pahle Apni Girlfriend Ko Fingering Kar Raha Tha

Ek Ladka Sex Se Pahle Apni Girlfriend Ko Fingering Kar Raha Tha

Ladki Ne Puchha: Arey Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Ladka: Socket Mein Chhed Kar Raha Hu

Ladki: Bhonsdi Ke, Ched Main Khud Bhi Kar Sakti Hu, Tu Plug Daal

Joke: Example Of Keh Ke Loonga

A Mosquito First Buzzing In Your Ears,

And Then Biting You,

Also An Example Of Keh Ke Loonga.

Joke: Kitab Aur Taange Kholne Se Pahle Kya Karna Chahiye?

Golden Words By Swami Lunnacharya

Kitab Aur Taange Kholne Se Pahle Ungli Par Thook Lagani Chahiye.

Joke: English Mein Kamjor Ladki Ko Girlfriend Banane Ka Nuksaan

English Mein Kamjor Ladki Ko Girlfriend Banane Ka Nuksaan

Boyfriend Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Rat Ko Dinner Pe Le Jane Ka Program Banaya Aur Puchha.

Boyfriend: Darling Are You Free Tonight?

Girlfriend Ne Bhadkte Hue Jawab Dia: Haramkhor, Free Ke Bachhe, Aaj Se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?

Joke: Baap Ka Naam Hi Dubo Diya Isne To

Kuch Bachhe Hamesha Apne Maa Baap Ka Naam Roshan Karte Hai Unka Sir Fakar Se Uthvate Hai, Par Is Bache Ne To Apne Baap Ka Naam Gahre Paani Mein Dubo Diya.

Class Mein Madam Sab Bachhon Se Unke Papa Ka Naam Puchh Rahi Thi,

Jab Golu Ki Baari Aayi To Madam Ne Puchha.

Madam: Apne Papa Ka Naam Batao?

Golu: Mam, Mangnilal Darshanlal Chodhary

Madam: Bahut Bada Naam Hai, Chhota Kar Ke Batao?

Golu: Ma Dar Chod

Joke: Free Saree Kaise Le?

Ek Aurat Saaree Khareed Kar Jane Lagi To Dukandaar Se Boli.

Aurat: Saree Mein Agar Ek Bhi Hole Dikha, To Saree Vapas Kar Dungi

Dukandar: Madam Ji, Aap Hole Dikhao To Sahi, Saree Aapko Free Mein De Dunga