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Joke: Survey showing 10 percent men like women with...

The most recent survey on women showed that 10 percent of the men interviewed liked women with thin legs.

Another 15 per cent preferred muscular legs.

The rest liked something in-between.

Joke: Engineering student on new bike

An engineering student is walking on campus one day when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.

"Where did you get such a rockin' bike?" asked the first.

The second engineer replied "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said 'Take what you want.'"

The second engineer nodded approvingly "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Joke: Man receiving compliments for new sports jacket?

I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. My secretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there it was, on the back of a kitchen chair.

Joke: Three women were talking about their love lives...

Three women were talking about their love lives.

The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."

The second said, "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful."

The third said, "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it's still going."

Joke: A man and his young wife were in divorce court...

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification.

After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied...

"Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?"

Joke: Your wife is your right hand...

Your wife is your right hand

But if your wife ran away then your right hand is your wife

Joke: Do you know what is common between shoe laces and smart men?

Do you know what is common between shoe laces and smart men?

They keep in touch with several holes simultaneously.

Joke: A baby boy and a baby girl in a bathtub having a bath...

A baby boy and a baby girl in a bathtub having a bath

Girl looks down and says: Can I touch it?

Boy: No way ! You have already broken yours!!

Joke: Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you...

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you,

Its only when you leave her Virgin.

Joke: Men dress up to been seen by others...

Boy - Men dress up to been seen by others.

Girl - Laughs and says girls dress down to be seen by others.




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