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Joke: Bite the neck gently...

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!

Joke: Love is a sensation that is...

Love is a sensation that is caused by temptation.

The boy puts his location in the girl’s destination.

Do u get my explanation or wanna free demonstration?

Joke: It goes in dry it comes out wet...

It goes in dry it comes out wet.
The longer it’s in the stronger it gets.
We can have it in bed just you and me…
it’s not what you think it’s a cup of tea!

Joke: What is Kiss?

What is Kiss?

Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion,

that will lead to further penetration,

in fast acceleration that will build the next generation…

Joke: I want triplets...

I want triplets.
You want twins.
Lets get in bed and see who wins!

Joke: A Secretary came out angrily of boss cabin...

A Secretary came out angrily of boss cabin.

Colleague asked: What happened?

She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?

I said-yes and the bastard gave me 50 pages of work.

Joke: What if dad was a bull and mom a cow?

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”

The driver ignored kids noise...

The kid continued, till the driver gets angry and said. “What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”

The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver like you!”

Joke: What is the difference between Call Girl Girlfriend and Wife?

Teacher: What is the difference between Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife?

Student: replied...Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.

Joke: Daughter asking her mother about pregnancy

Mom: How were you pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter: I don’t know, it was a group project.

Joke: Law Of Reverse Dynamics

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
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When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…




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