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Joke: Love Marriage Ka Anokha Fayda?

Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Unse Puchha

Bhakt: Baba Ji, Ye Love Marrigae Ka Kya Fayda Hai?

Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bhakt Ko Ankh Marte Hue Bole

Baba Ji: Bacha Simple, Suhag Raat Wale Din Sharmane Mein Time Waste Nahi Hota

Joke: How To Check If Someone Is Gay Or Not?

Jay Asked His Doctor If There Was A Test To Determine If He Was Gay.

The Doctor Said: Yes, There Is, Please Pull Down Your Pants.

Jay Pulled Down His Pants.

The Doctor Grabbed His Balls And Told Him To Say 55.

Jay Said: 55

The Doctor Then Grabbed The His Dick And Told Him To Say 55.

Jay: 55

The Doctor Then Told The Him To Turn Around, And Putting A Finger In Jay’s Ass He Once Again Told Him To Say 55.

Jay: 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…

Joke: Mard Ki Kamyabi Ka Raaz

Duniya Kahti Hai Ki Har Successful Aadmi Ke Pichhe Aurat Ka Haath Hota Hain.

Par Kisi Ko Ye Nahi Pata,

Ki Us Aurat Ke Haath Mein Danda Hota Hain,

Aur Wo Danda Admi Ki Gaand Mein Hota Hain.

Joke: On Rose Day Sunny Leone Tweets...

On Rose Day Sunny Leone Tweets:

Tum Mujhe Rose Do, Main Tumhe Roz Dungi

Joke: Guy asking girl to come over and sit on his Face

A Young High School Girl Wearing Skirt Is Walking Past A Construction Site When One Of The Builders Yells Out.

Hey Gorgeous! Why Don’t You Come Over Here And Sit On My Face

Without Even Blinking An Eye, She Yells Back

Why Sweetheart, Is Your Nose Bigger Than Your Cock!

Joke: Hotel Honeymoon Ke Liye Bana Tha

Ek Hotel Jo Sirf Naye Shadi-Shuda Couples Ke Honeymoon Ke Liye Bana Tha,

Uske Gate Pe Ek Bada Sa Sign Board Laga Tha, Jispe Likha Tha.

Kripya Khidki Ke Parde Hamesha Dal Ke Rakhe,

Aapka Pyar Andha Ho Sakta Hai Par Humara Staff Nahi.

Joke: Ek Ladki Ne Ghar Se Bhaag Ke Shaadi Kar Li

Ek Ladki Ne Ghar Se Bhaag Ke Shaadi Kar Li.

Do Din Baad Wo Rote-Rote Ghar Waapis Aayi.

Baap Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Puchha

Baap: Ab Kyun Aayi Ho Yahaan?

Ladki Rote Hue Boli: Papa Wo BMW Ka Driver Nikla, Iphone Bhi China Wala Nikla

Joke: Mard Aur Aurat Mein Farak

Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Log Tarha Tarha Ke Sawal Leke Jaate The

Ek Din Unka Ek Bhaqt Nilesh Unke Pass Pahuncha Aur Baba Ji Se Ek Sawal Puchha

Nilesh: Baba Ji, Mard Aur Aurat Mein Kya Farak Hota Hai, Kirpya Karke Batayenge?

Baba Ji Ne Dhayan Se Nilesh Ki Taraf Dekha Aur Fir Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya

Mard Ki Sari Zindagi Uski Taango Ke Bich Mein Ek Hi Lund Rahta Hai, Par Aurat Ke Nahin

Joke: Unki Gali Mein Na Rakhenge Kadam

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Apni Mashooka Ke Pyaar Mein Uske Ghar Ke Chakkar Lagaye To Ek Hadsa Hua Jiska Jikar Unhone Shayri Mein Bayaan Kiya:

Unki Gali Se Guzare, Toh Chaubara Nazar Aaya,

Unki Gali Se Guzare, Toh Chaubara Nazar Aaya,

Uski Maa Baahar Aa Ke Boli,

Gaand Faad Dungi Bhosdi Ke Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya.

Joke: Vasna Pyaar Aur Shaadi Mein Kya Antar Hai?

Santa Banta Park Mein Sair Kar Rahe The, Ek Premi Jode Ko Pyar Karte Dekh Banta Ne Santa Se Puchha.

Banta: Vasna, Pyaar Aur Shaadi In Teenon Mein Kya Antar Hai?

Santa: Sirf Panty Ka Antar Hai

Banta: Wo Kaise?

Santa: Vasna Mein Panty Ko Fadte Hai, Pyaar Mein Utarte Hai Aur Shaadi Mein Dhote Hai