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Joke: Bra mein do BomB tum rakhti ho toh...

Palat kar dekh jaaneman, Jigar mein dum hum bhi rakhte hain,

Bra mein do BomB tum rakhti ho toh, chaddi me ek GUN hum bhi rakhte hai...!!!

Joke: Guy thought he was a Good Fucker till...

For years he thought he was a Damn Good Fucker

But then he found out his wife actually had Asthma!

Joke: Ladka ladki ko kiss karke bhaag jaye toh...

Boy: Agar Main Tumhein Kiss Karke Bhaag Jau Toh Kya Sochogi?
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Girl: Mai Sochugi Ke 1 BEWAKOOF Jo Pura Paper Solve Kar Sakta Tha, woh OBJECTIVE Tick Karke Bhaag Gaya.

Joke: Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun...

Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun, Balon Mein Fool Gulab Ka

Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai, Patta Patta Gulab Ka.

Joke: Ek baar heroine ki Shaadi producer se hoti hain...

Ek baar heroine ki Shaadi producer se hoti hain.

Pehli raat ko producer heroine ho kehta hai ki pehle rehearsal kar lete hain.

Heroine bolti hai rehearsal maine director ke saath kar li hain, aap final take lo.

Joke: Marathi Naughty Shayari

Arz hai,

Lavun Zala shot aata khaali nako vaku.

Wah Wah.

Lavun Zala shot aata khaali nako vaku.

Pintya 3 ball 4 Run pahije lavdya wide nako taku

Joke: Silence in honour of children not born

Today, lets spare a Moment of Silence in Honour of those children who were not born. But were...
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1. Swallowed during a Blow job.

2. Thrown away in A Condom.

3. Washed in boxers after Wet Dreams.

4. Buried in ASS adventures and

5. Lost during Masturbation.

Consider Yourself lucky to be alive.

Joke: Sexy poem from Desi girl

Main teri baahon mein aana chahti hu...
Apne honth tere honthon se milana chahti hu...

Apne gore tan se utaar ke sab kapde,
Main tere bistar ko sajana chahti hu...

Tujhe apne boobo ka nazara dikha k,
Unhein tere haathon se dabwana chahti hu...

Apni dono taangon ko thora sa khol k,
Apni mast chut dikhana chahti hu...

Meri choot ko sehlana tum apni zubaan se,
Aaj is ka lutf bhi mai uthana chati hu...

mujhe tum bistar pe lejakar ragar dalo...
Kyunki aaj mai sirf...chudwana chati hu...chudwana chahti hu...chudwana chahti hu...

Joke: Biwi woh hoti hai jo...

Biwi woh hoti hai jo shaadi ke baad apne pati ki sari aadto ko badal deti hai aur fir kehti hai... "aap pehle jaise nahi rahe".

Joke: Poem by a Horny girl

Fuck me hard.
And fuck me deep..!
Don't stop...
Until I weep!!

Suck my boobs,
And kiss my lips!
Go on baby,
Shake my hips!

I love the feel of
You in my pussy!!
Ek baat kahun,
kya chodte ho tussi!!

Eat my pussy,
Like burger of McD!
Chodo mujhe,
Faad k meri chaddi !

Woofer main teri.
Tu mera amplifier..!!
Kisi aur ko chodd ke aaya hai na,
You liar?

Faad di hai tune,
Aaj meri fuddi..!
Aise hi chodte rehna,
Jab tak ho na jaun main, Buddhi!!

Muh me lene ka aaj
Mann hai mera..!!
Taiyar ho ja,
Lund pe sajaa ke sehra!

Chudna chahti hun mai,
'Like a whore' !
Condoms lana,
One plus Four...!!