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Joke: Cleanest Pussy Ever Seen

A Lesbian Goes To A Gynecologist.

Gynecologist: This Is The Cleanest Pussy I Have Seen In Ages

Lesbian: Because At Least Four Woman Lick It Every Week

Joke: Teen Rishtey Waqt Par Hi Pehchane Jaate Hain

Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Anusar Teen Rishtey Waqt Par Hi Pehchane Jate Hain.

Aulaad Budhape Mein

Dost Musibat Mein,

Aur

Girlfriend Thand Mein.

Joke: Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?

Question. Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?

Answer. They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure.

Joke: Masti Masti Mein Pata Hi Nahi Chalta

Kayi Baar Ladka Aur Ladki Itni Masti Mein Hote Hai Ki Unhe Kuch Cheezo Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chalta Ki Kya Ho Gaya.. Aisa Hi Is Ladki Ke Sath Bhi Hua

Ladka-Ladki Sex Kar Rahe The Achaanak Ladka Bola

Ladka: Jaanu Thodi Aur Tange Kholo, Haan Thodi Aur

Ladki Masti Mein: Kyu, Kya Dono Goti Bhi Daalni Hai?

Ladka: Nahi Andar Fasi Hui Hai Unhi Ko Nikalna Hai

Joke: Ladki Se Jaldbazi Theek Nahi Hoti

Girlfriend Ban Jane Ke Baad Usko Chhoone Ke Liye Hum Bada Utavlapan Dikha Dete Hai, Jo Ki Galat Hai. Is Cheez Ka Khamiyaza Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Ek Sher Mein Arz Kiya Hai.

Dilbar Ki Hamne Pyar Se Chuchiyan Jo Daba Di.

Gaur Farmaiyega,

Dilbar Ki Hamne Pyar Se Chuchiyan Jo Daba Di.

Bahen Ki Lodi Ne Laat Maar Ke Humari Gotiyaan Hi Suja Di.

Joke: Actual meaning of I Cant Marry You But I Love You

Do You Know The Actual Meaning of This Line When Said By A Lover, "I Can't Marry You But I Love You" Aaj Janiye Iska Asli Mein Matlab Kya Hai

Said By A Great Lover: I Can’t Marry You But I Love You.

Actual Meaning.
Behan Ki Laudi Tu Itni Khobsurat Nahi Hai Ki Shaadi Kar Lu, Par Itni Buri Bhi Nahi Ke Bina Chode Jaane Doon

Joke: Aisi Ladki Kise Kise Chahiye?

Pappu Se Ek Baar Uske Friend Golu Ne Puchha Ki Tujhe Kesi Ladki Chahiye, To Pappu Ne Shayarana Andaaz Mein Byaan Kiya Ki Use Kesi Ladki Chahiye.

Badan Uska Silky Ho,

Breast Uski Milky Ho,

Dekhne Mein Chikni Ho,

Pehni Usne Bikini Ho,

Neeche Uske Chimney Ho,

Lamba Apna Danda Ho,

Us Mein Jaake Thanda Ho.

Joke: Bhabhi Ko Kapde Utarte Dekhna Galat Hai

Pappu Pados Ki Ek Bhabhi Ko Raste Mein Rok Kar Bola

Bhabhi Ji, Kal Maine Aapko Kapde Utarte Hue Dekha,

Aap Bahut Tej-Tej Utarti Hai,

Jara Dheere-Dheere Se Kapde Utara Karo,

Varna Kapde Utarne Ki Taar Toot Jayegi.

Joke: Ek Ladka Sex Se Pahle Apni Girlfriend Ko Fingering Kar Raha Tha

Ek Ladka Sex Se Pahle Apni Girlfriend Ko Fingering Kar Raha Tha

Ladki Ne Puchha: Arey Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Ladka: Socket Mein Chhed Kar Raha Hu

Ladki: Bhonsdi Ke, Ched Main Khud Bhi Kar Sakti Hu, Tu Plug Daal

Joke: Example Of Keh Ke Loonga

A Mosquito First Buzzing In Your Ears,

And Then Biting You,

Also An Example Of Keh Ke Loonga.