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Joke: A Man With His Tool In A Womans Mouth

A Great Thinker Once Said:

A Man With His Tool In A Woman’s Mouth…

Can Be A Dentist.

Shame On Your Dirty Thinking.

Joke: IPL Ke Maze Lo i-Pill Ke Saath

Six And Sex:

Uthaa Ke Maaro To Six,
Lita Ke Maaro To Sex,

Bahar Gaya To Six,
Andar Gaya To Sex,

Dono Haath Upar To Six,
Dono Per Upar To Sex

Enjoy IPL With i-Pill.

Joke: Double Meaning Question For Girlfriend

Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha

Pappu: Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?

Ladki Sharam Ke maare: Chhiii, Kitne Besharam Ho Tum.

Pappu: Are Main To 500 Rupye Ke Note Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha, Tumhara To Dimaag Hi Ganda Hain.

Joke: Lamba Sex Karne Ki Mast Trick

Pati-Patni Maje Se Zordaar Sex Kar Rahe The, Sex Karte-Karte Patni Ne Puchha.

Patni: Aaaaaah Janu, Aaj Itni Der Kyu Laga Rahe Ho?

Pati: Kya Karu? Koi Khubsoorat Chehra Aankho Ke Saamne Hi Nahi Aa Raha

Joke: Muth Marte Pakde Jaane Pe Kya Bahana Maare?

Pappu Ek Din Class Ke Darwaje Ke Paas Wale Bench Pe Betha Muth Maar Raha Tha.

Achanak Uski Madam Class Mein Aa Jati Hain Aur Use Aisa Karte Dekh Leti Hain.

Isse Pahle Madam Kuch Bolti, Pappu Fatafatt Bola.

Pappu: Mam, 100 Saal Jiyogi Aap.

Joke: Ek Dum Fresh Aur Taaza Choot

Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas Sex Ke Liye Jata Hain.

Call Girl Ko Itna Mazaa Aa Raha Tha Ke Usne Uske Land Pe Chaki (Bite) Kaat Li,

Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Doctor Ne Uske Lund Per Patti Bandh Ke Tape Lagai Aur Use Achi Tarah Pack Kar Diya.

Jab Teen Din Baad Santa Ki Shaadi Hui To Woh Apni Patni Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Banane Laga. Uski Patni Ne Kaha.

Patni: Lo Ji Sonyo, Pesh Hain Ek Dam Fresh and Unused Choot

Santa Ka Dimaag Bhi Kaam Kiya Aur Vo Bola

Santa: Tu Fresh Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hain, Idhar Humne To Aaj Tak Lode Ki Packing Bhi Nahin Kholi

Joke: Woh Mangti Thi Mein Deta Na Tha...

Woh Maangti Thi Mein Deta Na Tha,
Jawaab Uske Kisi Bhi Sawaal Ka.

Ek Din Uss Ne Maanga To Khara Ho Gaya,
Rongata Rongata Meray Jazbaat Ka

Ek Din Wo Boli Peeche Se Nahin Aage Se Karo,
Tum Deedar Mere Husn-E-Shabaab Ka

Bada Dard Hota Hai Jab Ander Jaata Hain,
Kaano Mein Ik Ik Lafz Mere Yaar Ka.

Fir Maine Pyaar Se Diya To Choot Gaya
Haath Se Mere Laal Phool Gulaab Ka

Uss Ne Kaha Ke Kar Lo Magar Kisi Ko Na Batana
Bus Chupa Rahe Yeh Afsaana Hamaare Pyaar Ka

Joke: Jhuke Lund Ke Bhi Sapne Hote Hain...

Jhuke Lund Ke Bhi Sapne Hote Hain,

Chut Milne Ke Bhi Nagme Hote Hain,

Agar Khada Na Ho Apka Kabhi Chodne Mein,

Toh Hamein Yaad Karna Kyun Ki Apne Toh Apne Hote Hain.

Joke: Cricket Ka Deewana Shayar

Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya,

Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya,

Lekin Taqdir To Dekho…

Uske Baap Ne Abortion Karwa Ke Meri Ball Ko No-Ball Kara Diya.

Joke: Devdas Movie Ke Songs Kyu Aur Kaise Bane?

Devdas Ne Apna Lund Paro Ko Dikhaya To Paro Boli: Dola Re Dola

Aur Wahi Lund Jab Chandermukhi Ki Choot Mein Dala To Chandermukhi Boli: Haye Maar Dala