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Joke: What do you call a person who begs for sex?

What do you call a person who begs for sex?

A Fuckeer.

Joke: How much Calcium is there in womens BREASTS?

Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?

Girl: It Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up!

Joke: The saddest part of a Mans body is...

The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!

Joke: Success is like masturbating...

Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand can let you achieve it!

Joke: Education is like hiring a prostitute...

Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money and your hardwork...!

Joke: An Exam paper is like a Dick

An Exam paper is like a Dick, When it's hard! People get fucked!

Joke: Sex is like a pack of Chips

Sex is like a pack of Chips, Once you start!
You can't stop!

Joke: A good appraisal

If you don't get a good appraisal inspite of giving your best, don't be disheartened. Even condoms are thrown away after 100% result oriented performance.

Joke: Cleavage is like the Sun

Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot stare - unless you are wearing sunglasses!

Joke: A good date ends with dinner...

A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!




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