Main

Jokes Archives



Joke: Put a bumper sticker on your car that says...

Put a bumper sticker on your car that says: "Honk if you have a small penis" and then intentionally cut people off in traffic...

Joke: Boss asking to work overtime on Saturday...

My boss asked me to work overtime on Saturday this weekend. I said I couldn't because I had my masturbation classes on Saturday and I don't want to come to late.

Joke: Sex Is Like McDonalds...

Sex is like McDonalds, I'm lovin it. Pussy is like Subway, eat fresh. Penis is like Gatorade, is it in you?

Joke: Man asking son to stop masturbating or else...

A dad tell his son "Stop masturbating! if you do it too long you will go blind."

The son replied "Dad, I'm over here"

Joke: What do you ask a angry dick?

What do you ask a angry dick?

Is someone messing with your head?

Joke: Why did the pervert cross the road?

Why did the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

Joke: What does the receptionist at the sperm bank say when clients are leaving?

What does the receptionist at the sperm bank say when clients are leaving?

Thanks for coming!

Joke: Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

Joke: What did the O say to the Q?

What did the O say to the Q?

"Dude, your dick's hanging out."

Joke: Who was the worlds first carpenter?

Who was the worlds first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adams banana stand.




Archives


OLD ARCHIVES
December 2006
November 2006
October 2006
September 2006
August 2006
July 2006
June 2006
May 2006
April 2006
March 2006
February 2006
January 2006
December 2005
November 2005
October 2005
September 2005
August 2005
July 2005
June 2005
May 2005
April 2005
March 2005
February 2005