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Joke: A blow job before sex is...

A blow job before sex is a great head start.

Joke: Its called a blowjob because...

Girls, it's called a blowjob because its your job. Don't be irresponsible, show up to work.

Joke: What comes after 69?

I was in math class and my teacher asked "what comes after 69?"

Apparently "I do" is not the correct answer.

Joke: Never heard of Manscaping?

If you've never heard of manscaping, then I've never heard of a blowjob.

Joke: A dick has a sad life

A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy and his owner beats him.

Joke: What does 69 equal?

What does 69 equal?

A couple of mouths full.

Joke: What is the square root of 69?

What is the square root of 69?

Ate something!

Joke: Whats the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, and gargle.

Joke: Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle?

Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle?

She realized she gave her last blowjob.

Joke: How can you tell which is the head nurse?

How can you tell which is the head nurse?

She's the one with the dirty knees.




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