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Joke: You Can Touch Each Others Private Parts But...

Quote Of William Sexfear

In Today’s Relationship.

You Can Touch Each Other’s Private Parts,

But…

But You Can’t Touch Each Others Cell Phones.

Because They Are Sooooooooooo Private?

Joke: Husband stands in balcony while wife sings Classical song

Wife: Whenever I Sing A Classical Song, Why Do You Stand In The Balcony?

Husband: To Ensure That Our Neighbours Don’t Think That I Am Fucking You Forcefully

Joke: Santa Ki Biwi Ki Promotion

Santa Apne Padosi Ke Ghar Mithayi Ka Dibba Lekkar Jata Hain.

Santa: Le Mithayi Kha, Meri Biwi Ko Call-Center Mein Promotion Mil Gayi Hain

Padosi: Arrey Wah, To Ab Vo Kya Ban Gayi Hain?

Santa: Wahan Ki Best Call-Girl

Joke: Ladki Ke Boobs Ka Deewana

Ek Premi Joda Park Mein Bethe Thhe Aur Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Ladki Ne Apne Premi Ke Pyar Ki Parakh Karte Hue Us Se Puchha.

Ladki: Agar Tumhe 8 Boobs Mile To Kya Karoge?

Ladka Khushi Se Jhumte Hue: Main Use Ji Jaan Se Dabaunga… Chusunga… Chaatunga… Uspar Latak Jaunga…

Ladki Ye Sun Kar Gusse Se: To Wahaa Udhar Ek Kutiya Soyi Hui Hai, Chal Jaa Aur Shuru Ho Jaa

Joke: Secretary Se Ishq Santa Ka

Santa Ki Biwi Ek Din Uske Office Se Ho Kar Aati Hain Aur Uss Raat Santa Se Ladayi Karte Hue Puchti Hain.

Biwi: Tumhari Secretary Ne Sab Ke Saamne Kahaan Hain Ki Tumhara Lund Chhota Hain, Is Baat Ki Safai Do?

Santa Soch Ke: Juth Boli Sali Wo, Sach To Yeh Hai Ki Us Kamini Ka Mooh Hi Bahut Bada Hain.

Joke: Figure Zero Crazyness

One Girl Was So Crazy For “Figure Zero”,

She Did Excessive Dieting And Got So Deadly Thin,

That She Had To Tattooed On Her Breast,
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In Case Of Sex, This Side Is Front

Joke: Ladkiya Kaisi Chudti Hain?

Chodi Jaati Hain Ladkiyan…

Salwar Utarne Ke Baad…

Waah Waah Waaaaaah

Aage…

Ab Aage Kya?
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Wapas Pehen Leti Hain Chud Jaane Ke Baad.

Joke: Chashme Aur Bra Mein Samantayein

Chasmein Aur Bra Mein Adbhut Smantayein:

Pehli: Dono Ki Banawat Ek Si Hain.

Doosri: Ek Ko Nazar Aane Ke Liye Pehna Jata Hain, Doosre Ko Nazar Mein Lane Ke Liye Pehna Jata Hain.

Teesri: Umar Aur Upyog Ke Saath-Saath, Dono Ka Number Bhi Badh Jata Hain.

Chauthi: Chashma Utaarne Ke Baad Aankhein Mich-Micha Jati Hain, Bra Utarte Hi Aankhein Choundhiya Jati Hain.

Joke: Bholi Bhali Surat Par Mat Jaana Re...

Hamare Ek Dost Anuj Ke Pados Mein Ek Ladki Rahti Thhi, Bholi Bhali Surat Dekh Kar Usne Usko Fasa Liya.

Ab Dates Pe Jane Ka Silsila Chal Nikla, Kafi Time Tak Ye Chalta Raha Ek Din Anuj Ne Himmat Karke Ladki Ko Kaha

Anuj: Darling Hamko Aise Hi Ghumte Hue Kaafi Din Ho Gaye Hai Ab Hamein Kuch Aage Bhi Badna Chahiye

Ladki: Kya Matlab?

Anuj: Agar Tumhe Koi Aitraaz Na Ho To Main Tumhare Saath Sex Karna Chahta Hun

Ladki: Ye Kaam To Maine Aaj Tak Kisi Ke Saath Bhi Nahi Kiya

Anuj: Achha, To Kya Tum Abhi Tak Virgin Ho?

Ladki: Nahi Mera Matlab Tha Ki Maine Aaj Tak Kisi Ko Aitraaz Nahi Jataya

Joke: Valentines Day Pe Shaayari Girlfriend Ke Liye

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ki Valentine’s Day Pe Apni Girlfriend Ko Sunayi Gayi Ek Shaayari.

Baarish Ho Aur Zameen Gili Na Ho,

Dhup Nikle Aur Sarson Pili Na Ho,

To Phir Aap Ne Kaise Soch Liya Ki,

Neend Mein Aap Ki Yaad Aaye Aur Kachha Geela Na Ho.