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Joke: What is 68?

While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68!
68???
What's that?
You do it to me and I'll owe you one.

Joke: How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed?

How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed?

Her toes curl up when you screw her.

Joke: Why cant gypsies have babies?

Why can’t gypsies have babies?

Because their husbands have crystal balls.

Joke: Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time...

Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time.

Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina."

Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."

Joke: Whats the sex?

What’s the sex?

The sex in a disease.

You always get in bed because of it.

Joke: Hungry For Love

She was hungry for love and didn’t know where her next male was coming from.

Joke: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?

What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?

A microwave doesn't brown your meat.

Joke: Aphrodisiac Rhino Horn

I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn.

Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.

Joke: Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause?

Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause?

Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!

Joke: Did you hear about the new morning after pill for men?

Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men?

It changes their blood type.




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