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Joke: If Mini Skirt Goes Any More Shorter Then...

If Mini Skirt Goes Any More Shorter

Then

Girls Will Have, Two More Lips To Color,

Two More Cheeks To Powder and

Little More Hair To Comb.

Joke: Ladki Hoke Daaru Peena Galat Baat Hai

Club Mein Bethi Ek Ladki Ko Daaru Peete Dekh Ek Ladke Ne Hairani Se Us Se Puchha

Ladka: Tum Ladki Hoke Daaru Peeti Ho?

Ladki Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya.

Ladki: To Kya 2-4 Peg Ke Liye Apne Lund Lagva Lu?

Joke: Bhagwan Hi Bachaye Aise Kutte Se

Do Lady Police Officers Kutta Le Kar Ja Rahi Thi.

Pahli: Meri Panty Police Station Mein Rah Gayi Hai

Dusri: Kutte Ko Apni Chut Sungha Do Wo Le Aayega

Usne Aisa Hi Kiya Aur Kutta Chala Gaya.

Dus Minute Baad Kutta Wapis Aaya To Uske Muh Mein Inspector Ka Lund Tha.

Joke: Sunny Leone Ki Kitaab

Mujhe Aaj Bhi Wo Pados Wale Uncle Yaad Hai Jo Mujh Se Kehte The Ki Lollipop Chahiye To Pant Ki Jeb Main Hath Daal Ke Khud Hi Nikaal Lo.

Aur Jab Main Unki Pant Ki Jaib Main Hath Daalti Thee To Kitni Der Tak Lollipop Pakad Kar Khichti Rahti Thee,

Magar Uncle Ne Itni Kas Ke Lollipop Bandha Hota Tha, Ki Uski Cheeni Pighal Ke Mere Hath Me Lag Jati Thee,

Magar Kabhi Bhi Lollipop Nahi Nikaal Saki…

Sunny Leone Ki Kitaab - Mera Bachpan - Meri Shararatein

Joke: Recommended Dosage Of Viagra

Recommended Dosage Of Viagra.

New Girlfriend: No Need.

Old Girlfriend: Half Tablet.

Mistress: 1 Tablet.

Wife: 2 Tablets + Blue Film + Whisky + Will Power + Her Permission.

Joke: A Note Written By A Bachelor

A Note Written By A Bachelor.

Ek Thi Rajesh Khanna Ki: Haathi Mere Saathi

Aur Ek Meri Hai: Haath Hi Mera Saathi

Joke: Never Force Children To Pray

At Dinner Little Johnny Was Ordered To Lead In Prayer.

Little Johnny: But I Dont Know How To Pray?

Dad: Just Pray For Your Family Members, Friends And Neighbours, The Poor, Etc

Little Johnny Started The Prayer:

Dear Lord, Thank You For Our Visitors And Their Children, Who Finished All My Cookies And Ice Cream. Bless Them So They Wont Come Again.

Forgive Our Neighbor’s Son, Who Removed My Sister’s Clothes And Wrestled With Her On Her Bed.

This Coming Christmas, Please Send Clothes To All Those Poor Naked Ladies On My Daddy’s iPhone

And Provide Shelter For The Homeless Men Who Use Mom’s Room When Daddy Is At Work.

Amen

Dinner Was Cancelled

Joke: Height Of Disappointment For Husbands

Height Of Disappointment For Husbands:

Husband Enter In A Medical Store To Buy Condoms On Weekend And Receives SMS From Wife

Ghar Aate Huye Whisper Le Aana

Joke: Baba Saxidas Ka Zindagi Ko Ache Tarike Se Jeene Ka Formula

Baba Saxidas Ka Zindagi Ko Ache Tarike Se Jeene Ka Formula

Agar Aap Apni Ungliyon Ka Upyog Apni Hi Galtiyon Ko Ginne Ke Liye Karoge,

To

Dusro Ki Gaand Me Ungli Karne Ka Waqt Hi Nahi Milega.

Joke: Beauty Of English

Ever Noticed How Deleting One Word After Another In A Sentence Can Lead To A Nice Story?

Here’s An Example:

“Oh John Plz Dont Touch Me At All..!”
“Oh John Plz Dont Touch Me At..!”
“Oh John Plz Dont Touch..!”
“Oh John Plz Dont..!”
“Oh John Plz…!”
“Oh John..!”
“Ohh….!”