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Joke: Free Ki Seva Kaun Karta Hain?

Ek Fauji Bade Time Ke Baad Chutti Le Ke Ghar Aaya, Aate Hi Biwi Se Bola.

Fauji: Chal Chudai Karte Hein Mera Lund Bahut Tadap Raha Hain

Biwi Boli: Mere Ko Toh Mahwari (Dates) Aai Hain, Kothhe Chala Ja Paani Nikaal Le

Fauji Baher Jata Hain Magar Thori Der Baad Wapis Aa Jata Hain.

Biwi Poochti Hain: Kyun Gaye Nahin Tum Chudai Ke Liye?

Fauji: Ja Raha Tha Par Tumhari Behan Mil Gai Uss Ko 500 Rupees De Ke Lund Ko Thanda Kar Liya

Biwi Ghusse Se Kehti Hai: Aane De Saali Chinaal Ko, Usse Pooch Loongi Uske Mard Par Aisa Waqt Aata Hain Mein Ne Toh Kabhi Ek Rupya Nahin Liya

Joke: Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko Kiss Karne Hi Wala Tha...

Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko Kiss Karne Hi Wala Tha,

Ki Ladki Ne Usko Rokne Ke Liye Uske Muh Mein Centerfresh Daal Di.

Bas Fir Kya Thha Ladke Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav, Ladki Ko Pakad Ke Chod Diya

Moral - Centerfresh Zuban Pe Lagaam Lagata Hai Par Lund Pe Nahin.

Joke: Insult In New Style

Maine Uss Se Naam Poocha?
Ussne Badnaam Likh Bheja,

Maine Poocha Tere Boobs Kaise Hain?
Ussne Doodh Ki Dukaan Likh Bheja,

Maine Poocha Teri Choot Kaisi Hain?
Ussne Factory Ka Godaam Likh Bheja,

Mainne Poocha Kabhi Lund Dekha Hain?
Dost Ussne Tera Naam Likh Bheja.

Joke: Remix Of Uncha Lamba Kadd

Ek Ucha Lamba Lun…
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Dooja Phuddi Teri Tang…
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Teeja Mumma Tera Cham Cham Karda Ni…
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Mein Aiwein Te Ni Tere Ute Charda Ni…
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Oh Oh Oh Oh…

Joke: Ek Bande Ki Suhaagraat Thi...

Ek Bande Ki Suhaagraat Thi, Vo Bade Aaram Se Sex Kar Raha Thha,

Par Uski Wife Jor Jor Se Cheekh Rahi Thhi, Banda Hairan Hua Aur Usne Puchha.

Banda: Tum Itna Cheekh Kyun Rahi Ho?

Wife: Bahar Tere Dost Khade Hai, Chutiye Teri Izzat Rakh Rahi Hoon

Joke: Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hain?

Ladkiyo Ki Class Mein Maths Teacher Poochti Hain.

Teacher: Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hain?

Ladkiya Chup Rahi.

Teacher Ne Piche Bethi Chinki Ko Kaha

Teacher: Chinki Tum Batao, Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hain?

Chinki Sharmate Hue: Madam Ji, First Time Dalo To Bohat Dard Hota Hai Aur 2nd Bar Mein Maja Aata Hain.

Joke: Three Pathans Stroking Cocks In A Restaurant

Three Pathans Were Stroking Their Cocks Very Fast & Very Hard In A Restaurant.

Waitress: What The Hell Are You Doing?

Pathan: We Are Hungry & The Menu Says First Cum First Serve

Joke: Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ek Din Sapne Mein Mar Gaye...

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab, Ek Din Sapne Mein Mar Gaye Aur Bhoot Ban Gaye.

Agle Din Uthe Aur Sapne Ko Yaad Karke Sher Likh Dala:

Woh Aaye Hamari Kabar Pe Chal Diye Mooth Ke,

Chalo Issi Bahane Darshan Ho Gaye Unki Chooth Ke,

Bohut Hi Sunder Aur Hairless Thi Unki Chikni Chooth,

Lekin Bhenchod Abb Kya Fayda Jab Hum Ban Gaye Bhooth.

Joke: Tum Log Kidhar Sudhroge

Ladka Ladki Ko Kehta Hain.

Ladka: Munna Yahi Se Bahar Aata Hain Na?

Ladki Muskurate Huwe: Haan Lekin Tum Jhanko Mat, Nazar Nahi Aayega, Bahut Chota Suraakh Hain...

Ladka: Yaar Fir Bhi Ek Baar Dekhne To De Na

Ladke Ne Surakh Mein Se Jhanka Par Kuch Najar Nahi Aya.

Thodi Der Baad…. School Ki Bell Bajti Hain…

Munna Bahar Aata Hain, Aur Ladka Ladki Munne Ko Le Kar Ghar Chale Jate Hain…

Suraakh Gate Mein Bhi Hota Hai Salo, Lekin Tum Logo Ki Soch Ko 21 Topon Ki Salaami…

Joke: Adalat Mein Ek Pathan Miya Biwi Ke Divorce Ka Case Aaya...

Adalat Mein Ek Pathan Miya Biwi Ke Divorce Ka Case Aaya,

Patni Ne Rote Hue Judge Ko Kaha.

Patni: Mera Pati Aaj Tak Sirf Mere Pichhe Se Hi Karta Hain

Ab Judge Bhi Pathan Thha Ye Sun Kar Hairani Se Bola

Judge: Achha, Isske Alava Bhi Koi Aur Jagha Hoti Hai Kya?