Question. What is the difference between love marriage and arranged marriage?
Answer. In love marriage, you marry your own girlfriend. In an arranged marriage, you marry somebody else's girlfriend!
Newton's 4th law: "To and fro motion gives hand full of white lotion".
Funny Sardarji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shaadi k liye 3 dabye."
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shaadi k liye kya dabaun?
Funny Sardarji: Dusri shaadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye...!
SANTA was in a job interview.
Usko sawaal pucha gaya: "Aap ko kitne saalon ka experiance hai?"
SANTA - "saalon ka to nahi par mujhe 3 saaliyon ke saath 15 saal ka experiance hai!"
Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
Ek Aadmi ne Netaji ko raat do baje call karke pucha: Tumhari biwi ki gaand hain kay?
Netaji: Bhosadike, bahut badi hai!
Aadmi: Madarchod fir desh ki kyun maar rahaan hain?
Prostitution is probably the only industry where freshers are paid more than the experienced.
Dad: Ess Baar exam me paas ho ya fail BIKE zarur dilaunga.
Son: Kaunsi bike?
Dad: Pass he to “APACHE” college jane ke liye.
Fail hue to “RAJDOOT” dood bechne ke liye.
Jab question paper ho out of control,
Answer sheet ko karke fold,
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