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What does a Malayalee do when he has to stand for election in Delhi?

He changes his name. Madhavan to M A DHAWAN.

Infinite number...

One to change the bulb,

20 to form the light bulb workers' union (Marxist),

30 to form the counter union (CPI),

1 to be the Light bulb minister,

1 to head the Light bulb corporation,

45 to be nominated to the light bulb corporation,

60 to go to US,Germany, Switzerland and Hawaii to do import product survey on light bulb,

3 to form the Judicial Enquiry commission on light bulb scandal....

so on.... (BTW, Kerala Marxists anyway believe that you don't have to change light bulbs.. A light bulb has seeds of its own revolution....)

What do you call a Sindhi Casanova?

Prem Kissinchandani

What do you call a fashionable Sindhi?

Jogio Armani

What do you call a Sindhi stripper working in New York?

Barbra Jhangiani

One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the water cooler at the office. "Veronica, I just don't know what to do," Gloria said to her friend at work. "That good-looking Alex in accounting asked me out on a date for Saturday night. Should I go?" "Oh, my God!" her friend exclaimed. "He'll wine you, dine you, and then use any ruse to get you up to his apartment. Then he'll rip off your dress". "What should I do?" asked Gloria. Her friend quickly replied, "Wear an old dress."

Paneer: 200/- Per Kg
Petrol: 74/- Per Ltr
Condoms Sirf: 5/- For 3 Pcs
Aakhir Govt. Humse Chahti Kya Hain?

Ladki Ko Khilao Mat…
Ghumao Mat…
Bas…Lage Raho…

Boy: Its only a formality, so I am asking "Can I Marry Your Daughter?"

Father: "Who Told You It's only a Formality?"

Boy: "The Gynaecologist"

Ek Budhaa ek ladki ki bajate hue, kamp kampane laga,

Ladki: kya hua ???

Budhaa: Pata nahin, paani nikal raha hai, ya praan...

LOVE.....................when intercourse is called making love.
LUST......................all other times.
MARRIAGE............what's intercourse?