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Joke: In a sex toys store a guy asks for an inflatable doll

In a sex toys store a guy asks for an inflatable doll. The seller:
- Would you like a regular one, or the one with artificial intellect?
- With artificial intellect, please.
The next day the same guy returns and asks:
- Please change it to a regular oneā€¦
- Why?
- She didn't give it to me.

Joke: Falling out of the bed

Conversation in a bus:

- You know, yesterday in a bus your wife told me such a great joke that I almost fell out of the bed.

Joke: How To Recharge SEXCARD?

How To Recharge SEXCARD:

Open BRA
Press NIPPLE
Scratch PANTY
Insert PENIS
Sound Oh MAA, Confirms SEXCARD Recharged SUCCESSFULLY
Validity 9 MONTHS.

Joke: He promised her stars and moon...

He promised her stars and moon.

They got married.

She got pregnant.

He named their son Tarachand.

Joke: Girlfriend clapping on boyfriends ass

A guy lies on bed, reads a book. His girlfriend comes from behind and starts clapping on his ass. Guy:
- What are you doing?
- Playing percussion.
- Would you like to play the flute?

Joke: A doctor was advising a couple...

A doctor was advising a couple after he performed minor surgery on the wife. "It will take you seven days to heal, so no sex for a week."
"Did you hear that?" the wife asked her husband.
"Yes," he said. "But he was talking to you."

Joke: The economy has become so bad that wives are having sex with...

The economy has become so bad that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

Joke: What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on a head while i give these two a lift.

Joke: My wife wants me to get my...

My wife wants me to get my coffee at home to save money. If she really wants me to save money she should give me sex at home.

Joke: Nobody cleans the house faster than a man...

Nobody cleans the house faster than a man, expecting to get laid.




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