Joke: Pattern of Exams
Pattern of Exams:
General Students: answer all questions.
OBCs: answer any one question
SCs: only read questions
STs: thanks for coming
Gujjars: thanks for allowing others to attend the examination!!
Pattern of Exams:
General Students: answer all questions.
OBCs: answer any one question
SCs: only read questions
STs: thanks for coming
Gujjars: thanks for allowing others to attend the examination!!
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One looks at the other and says, "Hey, wanna go inside and get shit-faced?"
Sex is like your income… You never disclose what you get, but you always think others are getting more!
A great joke sent in by our friend Ali Asif from Pakistan.
Pervaiz Musharraf: What is condom?
Nawaz Sharif: Yeh woh cheez hai ki agar teera baap yeh pehan kar teeri maa ki leeta to aaj poora Pakistan aor mein sakoon mein hota.
Question. Why do women get periods?
Answer. Because they deserve them!
There was this group of people on a tour bus. The guide on the bus asked if anyone on the bus could tell the rest a joke, whereupon a man got up and said that he could tell a joke about Americans. Suddenly a guy in the back of the bus gets up and says, "No, don't do that. I'm American." The guide looked at him and said, "That's OK, we'll explain it to you afterwards."
Question. What's the height of of courage?
Answer. Two cannibals having oral sex.
Question: What do you call those prostitutes who dress up in police uniforms, nurses uniforms and school uniforms?
Answer: Police women, Nurses and Schoolgirls.
One day little red riding hood was walking through the forest. The big bad wolf came up to her and said "hey lift up your shirt so i can play with your titties". Little red riding hood lifts up her skirt and says "NO!!! Fucking eat me like the book says"
2 Men Were Up Bcoz Their Wifes Were Learning Cars:
1st: Mere Biwi Raat Ko Lund Pakar Kar Gear Badalti Hay
2nd: Mere Biwi Tang Utha Ke K Kahti Hay 5 Litre Dal Day.