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Joke: Horny Man Lingo (What Guys Really Mean) - I

Horny Man Lingo (What Guys Really Mean) - I

Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass

Joke: American Parrot Transferred To India

A Parrot In USA Every Morning Used 2 Say:

Wake Up Sir, Time To Go Office

Man Got Transferred To India. Now Parrot Says:
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Uuth Lodu, Aaj Gaand Marwney Nahi Jaana Kya?

Joke: Wife Doubting Husband Having An Affair

Wife: Mujhe lagta hain apka Rita ke saath naajayaz rishta hain.

Hubby: Yeh tum kaise keh sakti hon?

Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwear pehne huye the.

Joke: Wife Giving Good News

Wife: Ek baat bolu??

Husband: Bolo

Wife: Maaroge to nahin?

Husband: Nahin toh, kya baat hain?

Wife: main pregnant hoon

Husband: Hurray!!! Its good news, dar kyun rahin thi??

Wife: College ke dino main papa ko bataya tha toh badi maar padi thi!

Joke: Guy asked a Chinese girl for her number

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Joke: Getting Personal

He - What's your figure?
She - 34-28-36

He - What's your Bra size?
She - 34-B

He - What's your age?
She - No personal questions please!

Joke: Some good news and some bad news

The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”

“What’s the bad news?” asks the accused.

“The bad news is, your blood 
is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”

“What’s the good news?”

“Your cholesterol is 130.”

Joke: Whoever named 
it necking is a poor judge of...

Whoever named 
it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.

Joke: A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale...

A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha­­! That’s not going to help,” she said.

“Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

Joke: The photographer was positioning my...

The photographer was positioning my new husband and me for 
our wedding photos when he asked, “Have you ever modeled?”

My cheeks instantly turned red. “No, I haven’t,” I said. “But I always thought …”

The photographer interrupted me: “I meant him.”




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