Joke: Why do men like taking showers more than baths?
Question: Why do men like taking showers more than baths?
Answer: Because peeing in a bath is disgusting.
Question: Why do men like taking showers more than baths?
Answer: Because peeing in a bath is disgusting.
Question: What do fat girls and motor scooters have in common?
Answer: They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out!
Question: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
Answer: So they have something to do when they're alone on Saturday nights.
Question: What’s the most sensitive part of the body when jacking off?
Answer: Your ears.
Question: What do a computer and a blonde have in common?
Answer: You don’t appreciate either one until they go down on you.
Question: What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
Answer: Broke!
Question: Did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend told her he loved her?
Answer: She believed him.
Question: Why did the guy cross the road?
Answer: He heard the chicken was a slut.
Question: Why did Michael Jackson call up Boyz II Men?
Answer: He thought it was a delivery service.
Question: How are breasts like martinis?
Answer: One’s not enough and three’s too many.