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Joke: Why do men like taking showers more than baths?

Question: Why do men like taking showers more than baths?

Answer: Because peeing in a bath is disgusting.

Joke: What do fat girls and motor scooters have in common?

Question: What do fat girls and motor scooters have in common?

Answer: They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out!

Joke: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Question: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Answer: So they have something to do when they're alone on Saturday nights.

Joke: Whats the most sensitive part of the body when jacking off?

Question: What’s the most sensitive part of the body when jacking off?

Answer: Your ears.

Joke: What do a computer and a blonde have in common?

Question: What do a computer and a blonde have in common?

Answer: You don’t appreciate either one until they go down on you.

Joke: What do you call a 350-pound stripper?

Question: What do you call a 350-pound stripper?

Answer: Broke!

Joke: Did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend told her he loved her?

Question: Did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend told her he loved her?

Answer: She believed him.

Joke: Why did the guy cross the road?

Question: Why did the guy cross the road?

Answer: He heard the chicken was a slut.

Joke: Why did Michael Jackson call up Boyz II Men?

Question: Why did Michael Jackson call up Boyz II Men?

Answer: He thought it was a delivery service.

Joke: How are breasts like Martinis?

Question: How are breasts like martinis?

Answer: One’s not enough and three’s too many.