DebonairBlog.com - Indian Sex Scandals

Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he’s in love with her.

Previously: Joke: How To Speak Chinese?

That's not right?..........................Sum Ting Wong
See me ASAP?..........................Kum Hia
Stupid Man.................................Dum Fuk
Did you go to the beach?.............Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped the coffee table.............Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift............Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here....................Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet.........Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone..............No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week....Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight.....................Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile........Wa Shing Ka
Your body odour is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great.........................................Fa Kin Su Pah

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.

Boy: Dad, why is sperm donation more expensive than blood donation?

Dad: Because its handmade.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad; an optimist hopes they are.

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ? The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate. All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls.

One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St. Peter says, "Reeva, What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I’m going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

Confusion: A hungry baby in a topless bar.

Question. What is the difference between a Bangladeshi refugee and a letter?

Answer. You can send a letter back.