Archive for September, 2005

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Sexy Girl Guitar

Sexy Girl Guitar - A guitar showing the body of a naked girl

This is one guitar you won’t take to the guitar class. ;-)

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Sex Advice: Bust a (Porn) Move

Get in touch with your inner Jenna Jameson with these hardest porn moves to copy.

The Position: Up and Over
Difficulty Level: 8.5
The Move: This one starts out simply enough, with your garden-variety doggie style, but quickly descends into a nightmare as you get into it, planting your legs on either side of her and essentially crouching over top while still pounding away like a carpenter.

Say the Judges: “Two words: leg cramp,” says Mike. “I couldn’t figure out where to put my hands so I kept trying to plant them on her back to keep my balance. That was uncomfortable for her because I was leaning all my weight into her shoulder blades. We did it once, we never did it again.”

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Joke: Three hillbillies sitting on the porch

Three hillbillies were sittin on the porch. The first hillbilly said “My wife is so dumb, yesterday she drug home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain’t even got electricity!”

The second hillbilly said “My wife is stupider thaaan yers, yesterday she brings home a new dishwasher, and we ain’t even got runnin water!”

The third hillbilly said “My wife is really dumber, yesterday I was in the kitchen and I saw her purse on the table. Everything was spilled out of it and there was a bunch of rubbers layin there…and she ain’t even got a dick!”

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Game: The GodTower


God Tower : The skill of God - Free online skill game
Click here to play now!

This is supposed to be the hardest game on the whole WWW: the GodTower. The concept is easy: pass on riddles to your gamers, they solve it and they get a password for the next level. Solving the riddles isn’t easy! So make use of the Google-link below. Hints&tips of course in the comments.

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Pamela Anderson’s Boobs

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Couples having sex in public

Here are two horny couples fucking in the open. The first couple is fucking on the roof and the other couple is having a jolly good time on a park bench.

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