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Archive for February, 2005
Joke: Hand-Me-Down
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. “How did you end up with the peg leg?” he asks.
The pirate replies, “I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.”
“Wow!” says the seaman. “What about your hook?”
“Well,” answers the pirate, “we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand.”
“Incredible!” says the seaman. “How’d you get the eye patch?”
“A sea gull shit in my eye,” the pirate replies.
“You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?” the seaman asks.
“Well,” says the pirate, “it was my first day with the hook.”
“Paris Hilton’s Cellphone! Hacked!”
Liquid Generation’s latest Flash opus. The “Me Going Potty” video may be the hottest thing we’ve seen all week.
“Paris Hilton’s Cellphone! Hacked!”(Flash w/sound @ Liquid Generation)
Bond: The Final 002
HUNKY actors Clive Owen and Daniel Craig are locked in a head-to-head battle to win a licence to make a killing - as the new James Bond.
A host of stars including Colin Farrell and Ewan McGregor had been touted as the next 007.
But now film executives have narrowed the search for the suave secret agent’s latest incarnation to the handsome Brits.
Pierce Brosnan reportedly asked for a staggering $ 42 million to play James Bond again which forced film executives to look out for a new Bond.
Game: Paintball
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Enter the frenzied paintball arena and take on the sharp-shooting opponents. Play one versus one, or a four man skirmish.
