A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday. [Full Story]

Editor’s Note:- Please don’t try this technique anywhere. You might get into a lot of trouble! Nevertheless, it was a great idea.

Italy’s most famous porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama Bin Laden. The 55-year-old actress said it was about time somebody tackled the terrorist and claimed she could be just the woman for the job. [Full Story]

“I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.”

The average length of the penis is 6.16 inches and the average girth is 4.84 inches. This is the content of a project submitted by a 11-year-old student from a south Mumbai school. [Full Story]

A Muslim couple in Jalpaiguri district have been ordered by local religious leaders to separate as the husband allegedly uttered talaq three times in his sleep. [Full Story]

The leaders, quoting the Shariyat, ruled that the talaq has to be implemented and if it is not acceptable, the only alternative was temporary separation for 100 days during which the wife will live at her father’s house and spend a night with another man.

It was a night Mayur Vaidya (29) will never forget. At 3 am this morning, Vaidya heard his dog Roger barking furiously and realised that there was an intruder in his first floor home at Madhukar Terrace, Borivli. He got out of bed and spotted a shadow near the adjoining bedroom. Said Vaidya, “I was a little nervous, but I mustered the courage and grabbed him from behind. And that’s when I realised that the man was completely nude!” [Full Story]

Editor’s Note:- This is as bizarre as it gets! Just imagine yourself confronting a thief who is completely nude. Quite possible that he is gay too!

Alleged rapist Abhishek Kasliwal’s lawyers believe he could not have raped his 52-year-old accuser because of his educational qualification and family background. In their bizarre eight-page bail application, filed before the Sewri fast-track court yesterday, they said that since Kasliwal is highly qualified and comes from a respectable family, it is “highly impossible” that he could commit rape. [Full Story]

Editor’s Note:- Whether Abhishek has committed the crime or not is for the courts to decide, but he should be definitely hanged for making such a bizarre bail application. What say? Post your opinions in the comments.

A former Malaysian snake farm worker may have set a new world record after kissing a poisonous snake 51 times in three minutes, a report said. [Full Story]