Joke: Why Newton committed suicide
Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide…..
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.
Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… the gangster dies…
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t changed. Oops, not so fast!
The ‘climax’ finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can’t jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide…
Anonymous said,
December 26, 2006 @ 10:10 pm
Good one boss!!!
dave said,
December 26, 2006 @ 10:41 pm
hey
Please do not degrade my leader , rajini is better than newton
hemant said,
December 27, 2006 @ 12:46 am
this is the most funniest joke i have read in a long time.
great man, keep it comming
Musu said,
December 27, 2006 @ 2:32 am
hmmm I wish all those Rajanikanth movies were out in Newton time so right now we would had been living a more NO IT and NO TECH life in a peacefull manner hahahahahaha
xxx said,
December 27, 2006 @ 7:02 am
i thnk most of it is frm vijaykanths movie… haven seen all those described above in any of rajnikanths …
Moulefrite said,
December 27, 2006 @ 7:28 am
This shot stories shoots of the worst adornment of the people in india and the bad entertainment welcomed in the name of cinema.I think everywhere in the world if they start to throw away the nonsense films undigestable ther will be a revolution in indian films That then one like satyajitre who took the indian film to all over the world
Anonymous said,
December 27, 2006 @ 7:47 am
there is no such Rajinikanth movies.. could u give the name of the movies?? its nice to read though.
shoaib said,
December 27, 2006 @ 9:44 am
hahahahahah
dear editor that was oh great stuff after long week…my colligues and me had a wonderful laugh…thanks bro for putting smile on our faces after a very long day….
keep up…u r just doing fine…
dr .sai said,
December 27, 2006 @ 9:56 am
why criticise his movies fine but look waht kind of charity work he does do u ever know about it no u only see the screen cahracter not off screen good person who does 100% charity dont beleive me check out in tmailnadu u will know what social work he does because of that hes great n his fans following so much not cos of cheap tricks in a movie!
Anonymous said,
December 27, 2006 @ 10:31 am
awwsome man really hilarious!!!!!:P
sam said,
December 27, 2006 @ 11:09 am
Thats why its known as India! Good one man….
fire said,
December 27, 2006 @ 12:05 pm
Hi the joke was fine, the funny thing was he throws the knife towards the middle man and then he shoots the bullet, the bullet cuts the knife into two pieces and hit both the villains on his right and the bullet hits the center man and kills him.
Sudhir said,
December 27, 2006 @ 12:15 pm
Half of these are not scenes from Rajinikanth movies……..they were Mithun movies………please get ur facts right before making fun of a legend……….yes he is a legend in my part of the World……he deserves much better respect than what he is getting now……..how long will it take to make fun of Amitabh? but no, we wont, cos he is our legend too……but u guys dont consider that way…….u never think we are urs…..i’m really sad that even debonairblog has to resort to such methods to entertain people…..i’m really sad…
Editor’s Reply:- Dear Sudhir, first of all I would like to apologise to you for offending your sentiments. Second, this was and is just a joke. I am a big fan of Rajnikant myself. We at Debonairblog have no intention of tarnishing anyones reputation. And what’s this urs and ours. We love Amitabh and Rajnikant. We all are Indians first. Jai Sivaji!
WeirdIndia said,
December 27, 2006 @ 2:47 pm
Dear Editor
How stupidly India is (esp the south) into Idol workship….. Here if you look at the joke its nothing but comments to the stunts shown in indian (tollywood) cinema esp in Rajnikanth’s movies….THe author forgot about the fights rajnkant and many more heros of indian cinema involved in staying in air and kicking the villian 200 times, I was expect one of this short story too for newton to commit suicide. Well Science lovers should feel offended too because Newton is a great hero for us.. just see what good work he has done before criticising NEwton…;)
Indians are very stupidly involved in Idolworkship….why do we have to do Vyakti-puja…we hardly do Vyakti-tva puja. Above all we think so emotionally that we start a riots… INDIANS THINK OVER IT…
Preethesh said,
January 2, 2007 @ 2:01 am
Hey, its really good man nice joke………..Gr8 pal