Joke: The correct way to come home drunk
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!
“His buddy looks at him and says “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrongapproach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say!, WHO’S HORNY????!!!” and she acts like she’s sound asleep.
It Works Every Time!!
Anonymous said,
December 10, 2006 @ 4:13 am
awesome!
No Big Boss said,
December 10, 2006 @ 11:39 am
yeh hui nat baat .. aaj maja aaya is joke par
imaginativelover2000 said,
December 11, 2006 @ 12:42 am
Old joke.. but still worth a laff
cool said,
December 11, 2006 @ 7:23 am
Great joke….!!! Work hard, play hard!!!
unrealguru said,
December 11, 2006 @ 2:17 pm
thats the way dude !!!! — lagey raho
Sunny said,
December 16, 2006 @ 2:41 am
A lady was pregenent, her husband was out of station on his business purpose the day of her delivery. He dialed the number to the hospital to find out the condition of his wife. By Mistake the call went to the cricket stadium where the test match was going. He asks, what is the condition?. A men who lifted the phone replies. By hearing this he fell down. Can u guess what was the reply. The men replied,” Already 7 out, think 3 will be out after lunch and the first one was duck.”
umar said,
December 16, 2006 @ 3:58 pm
sunny’s joke is good too especially the duck part