Sex Advice: How To Seduce A Sleeping Woman

An awesome contribution sent in by meetha tota:

Picture it: you get home late from a hard day’s work and your girl’s already asleep, or you wake up first thing in the morning to go to work and you’re in the mood for sex. When you feel like getting it on but your girl is sleeping, what can you do?

Caution: Whichever way you decide to go about it, always gauge her reaction to your moves. If she seems disinterested, then don’t pursue it. This is not a scenario where too much persistence can be used. However, if you can wake her up slowly and comfortably, you stand a good chance of getting some sex.

Light candles in the room The flickering of candlelight might wake her calmly. It’ll be a nice surprise for her when she does. Another alternative could be to turn on some night lights.

Use aphrodisiacs
The above-mentioned candles could have a light vanilla scent or any aroma that is pleasing to the senses. This will fill the room with a pleasant scent that might wake her and put her in the mood.

Play soft music
Put on some soft music in the background. Not too loud, you don’t want to give her a rude awakening. Try something slow and bass-heavy with sensual vocals like Moby or Air; whatever she likes to listen to when she first wakes up.

Caress her stomach, legs & breasts
Caress her thighs, stomach and then move on to the breasts. You don’t want to start off by touching the breasts. Work your way towards them. Take your time; don’t rush any movement. Be delicate and slowly move to heavier petting.

Kiss her
Put your lips on her back, the back of her neck, her neck under her chin and her ear lobes. Use some discipline. No tongue action yet, just soft kisses. Then, gently kiss her lips. Women seem to really respond to this.

Play with her hair, whisper and slide your fingers to the right area…

Play with her hair
Run your hand through her hair softly. Play with it. Lightly massage her scalp. The sensation may serve to rouse her and prep her for what’s to come.

Whisper in her ear
Lean in and in a deep, soothing voice, tell her what’s on your mind. Don’t say anything too graphic. Keep your words romantic. Tell her that she’s sexy and you want to be inside her. If you’ve been with her for a while, hopefully you know what words to use to turn her on.

Slide her underwear off
Start by rubbing her pubic area over her underwear; if she responds in a positive manner (which includes moving her body into a more welcoming position, light moaning, etc.), place two fingers under the elastic and head toward her clitoris. Don’t head to the moist part of her vagina just yet; lightly rub the outer lips and then proceed to slide off her underwear. You need to do this at a snail’s pace.

Ride up on her
Press your front against her back, and touch your erect penis against her body so she can feel it. Then, contract it. Hold her from behind — “spooning” her — and keep contracting it every now and again. This should send a not-too-subtle message that you’re ready for love. She should respond.

Perform oral sex on her
First spread her vagina lips to expose her clitoris with your fingers. Then lightly lick it. Don’t lick it too hard until you’re certain she’s aroused. This will incite different reactions from different women. Be responsive to her. After you’ve gently licked her for a minute of so, start doing it a little harder and more conclusively.

Hormones build up overnight during sleep, which make some people quite horny during the night and/or first thing in the morning. However, things like morning breath and a.m. grumpiness turn some women off to morning sex. It’s up to you to know your partner and what she digs. Adapt as you go to her state of consciousness. It is not recommended to wake your woman during her “deep sleep.” She probably won’t be receptive to your sexual urges.

Whatever way you decide to go about it, gauge her reaction. And remember; if she keeps snoring, then stop.
Good luck. :)

Comments

  1. Salz said,

    December 4, 2006 @ 9:33 pm

    Excellent for couples,,,keep it up,,

  2. imaginativelover2000 said,

    December 4, 2006 @ 11:38 pm

    What a load of hypothetical crap.. after doing all this, the guy will surely lose his own erection as well as his libido. Better to call a massage parlor and have them send a gal over.. pay Rs 1000/= and have a good, solid roll in the hay. More importantly, she will work on the guy, rather than the guy working his ass off on his goddamn wife / girlfriend, and most probably, get a “GET LOST.. I AM SLEEPING”, yell in the process..

  3. Satan said,

    December 4, 2006 @ 11:54 pm

    its good contribution but the order is wrong….id suggest u start touching her by first playing with her hair…then try gently touching hre arms n kissing her palms….next u should try to gently try touching her legs and hands taking care that ur movements should be from outside to inside….that way u will build up tension in her n not release it….then u can proceed to caress her more hotter areas…

  4. King Faisal said,

    December 5, 2006 @ 2:29 am

    this guy is a sex god…………..

  5. dk said,

    December 5, 2006 @ 6:00 am

    nice

  6. desank said,

    December 5, 2006 @ 6:49 am

    its nice to seduce a girl

  7. jassadmin said,

    December 5, 2006 @ 6:55 am

    good one…..

  8. ALIENS said,

    December 5, 2006 @ 9:11 am

    Nice What ever it is!!

    it will be better if someone can actually post his Real Life Experience(s). not some Theory or Imagination …

    how about if any Girl tell here tha what she wants if she’s sleeping..

  9. Hb said,

    December 5, 2006 @ 9:17 am

    Good but vry long process,cn try once

  10. monk said,

    December 5, 2006 @ 9:53 am

    moby and air is about right. ain’t too many girls who like rammstein, alas

  11. Ek Ashiq said,

    December 5, 2006 @ 9:57 am

    i totaly agree wid satan dat da post is great its awesome believe me guys it works ive tried wid my gf but da order sud b first playin wid hair den whisper her ears n soft kisses den more harder ones n on ahead wid da gig n bout imaginativlover go on keep on imaginin

  12. ari said,

    December 5, 2006 @ 10:08 am

    hey its awesome

  13. cool sexy dude said,

    December 5, 2006 @ 9:29 pm

    sure shot formula…… gets your cox ready dudes…. fuck them…

  14. alok said,

    December 6, 2006 @ 5:18 am

    wow..i think these tips r more 4 first wedding night ..n making the whole psychological env to nice romantic n forst love mking exp..so i enjoyed n learnt from it

  15. Jeff said,

    December 6, 2006 @ 7:58 am

    It’s just what you call stupidity, start making fun as in the story, at the most important point. She is just gonna say Fuck Off

  16. what-de-fuck said,

    December 6, 2006 @ 11:44 am

    why the fuck waste time
    just wake her up and tell her, ” i need a good fuck”
    if you got a girl who aint upto it, tell her to jerk you off - period man!

  17. m said,

    December 7, 2006 @ 1:36 am

    good one..it will surely work

  18. smile said,

    December 7, 2006 @ 2:35 am

    practically
    good
    done sucessfully….thnx

  19. abcxyz_male said,

    December 7, 2006 @ 6:08 am

    Nice..sounds like it will work..
    advice is 2 late dear,,

    AAH…

    i m already 55..

    I wish debonairblog was there 30 years b4..

  20. Shariq said,

    December 11, 2006 @ 4:02 pm

    nice shot but it is a long process,

  21. anonymous said,

    December 12, 2006 @ 1:31 pm

    do anybody had a complete report about how much memory is lost
    after masturbation at night or specifically sleeping…

    shocking????????????????????????????

  22. indianoutkast said,

    December 12, 2006 @ 1:42 pm

    to abcxyz_male,

    there is no age for education, love and sex ;) enjoy rest of ur life

  23. masti said,

    December 12, 2006 @ 2:41 pm

    it is very true

  24. masti said,

    December 12, 2006 @ 2:48 pm

    i read this story with my bed partner and gone though the process but before putting my penis in her vegina sperm has came out bcoz it is very log process nobody can wait for that moment so plz make shorter………….

  25. jessica said,

    December 14, 2006 @ 6:41 am

    its amazing & i think it ll work out really………

  26. a girl said,

    December 20, 2006 @ 6:54 am

    Hey…

    As a girl I can confirm that this will work (if the girl is not too tired/moody)..
    But maybe the process can be hastened up a bit not to lose the erection..

  27. roshni said,

    December 22, 2006 @ 6:51 am

    good advice

  28. milton said,

    January 1, 2007 @ 7:21 am

    ye s i remember thye way i did it.every thing went well except f***.i smooched her,kissed fondled,even made her s***.she did all without waking but with moans.i ost when she moaned but resumed after some time.i still wonder why she hasn’t openly participated though she enjoyed all with eyes ahut and mouth open.

    anyway thanks 4 reminding mi my exp.i’m sure the method works -need not bi fully operative.

  29. j said,

    January 3, 2007 @ 3:04 pm

    its a long process …..and it onlyy works if te girl is seductive …..

  30. KLM said,

    January 7, 2007 @ 5:38 pm

    Man!!! what stories r u narrating………just make her awake in following ways and do fuckk:

    1. Bang the door while entering room
    2. Slap her butts awakening her
    3. Press her boobs to her wake

    or any other way u like. u r the master……..god created her for ur satisfaction and service.