Joke: What a wife says and means
I am sure married men will agree with what our contributing editor Shahnawaz has sent which is mentioned below:
The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
The wife says: It’s your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious
The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You’ll pay for this later
The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain
The wife says: Sure… go ahead
The wife means: I don’t want you to
The wife says: I’n not upset
The wife means: Of course I’m upset you moron
The wife says: You’re … so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot
The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.
The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.
The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!
The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.
The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!
The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I’m going to ask for something expensive.
The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you’re not going to like.
The wife says: I’ll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.
The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I’m beautiful.
The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.
The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]
The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No
The wife says: No
The wife means: No
The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No
The wife says: I’m sorry
The wife means: You’ll be sorry
The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it
The wife says: All we’re going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I’m coming back with enough to fill this place.
The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him
The wife says: I’m not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!
In answer to the question “What’s wrong?”
The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.
The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.
The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It’s just that you’re an idiot.
The wife says: I don’t want to talk about it.
The wife means: I’m still building up steam.
yusuf said,
November 30, 2006 @ 6:32 pm
this is so true men
yusuf said,
November 30, 2006 @ 7:53 pm
good one keep it up
Anonymous said,
November 30, 2006 @ 11:42 pm
the guy is very experienced!!!
Anonymous said,
December 1, 2006 @ 12:03 am
cool shahnawaz is back
dr.sai said,
December 1, 2006 @ 12:46 am
although im not amarried i had enough experiences n seen such things in girls
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)lol
yeah they are 100% sure , whoever wrote it is definetly 100% married guy ,definetly worth the praise of taking all these notes
way to go dude.
narsimlu said,
December 1, 2006 @ 2:27 am
super
Khan ji said,
December 1, 2006 @ 11:28 am
Kya baat hai sarkar!
khan said,
December 1, 2006 @ 3:45 pm
lage raho munna bhai bahoot sahi
akki said,
December 2, 2006 @ 3:25 am
raapchik hai baap sahi ja rele ho
Ranjit said,
December 2, 2006 @ 5:56 am
Its very very true. Now this one is really going to help me. Thanks!!!!! and Shhhhhhh she’s around.
zinn said,
December 4, 2006 @ 2:18 am
naturally true!!
Smokinsam said,
December 5, 2006 @ 4:41 am
this work of ur shows tht u hav got a lot of experience …. keep it up
hitesh said,
December 6, 2006 @ 2:42 am
reallly ……….
the truth
ranjan malhotra said,
December 8, 2006 @ 3:03 am
too good ,cool reall…tic from some one experience and for those who think that there home devil (wife) love them ……
bhaskar said,
December 9, 2006 @ 10:41 am
what a true—jio mera dosto
Spike Nepal said,
December 17, 2006 @ 12:53 pm
Absolutely Brillinat! It speaks for all married couples troubled communications well. True in all aspects.
ALIENS said,
December 20, 2006 @ 3:01 am
errr!!!
well, i think it happens with Girl Friend tooo !!!
i m not married though but yeah gotta nagging Girl Friend ..
but hey! that’s a Guy Life.. he has to bear it or looose the girl ??
so bearing is ONLY option .. what u say guys??
musafir said,
December 30, 2006 @ 10:43 pm
arre janab kya pate ki baat boli hai…………dil khush kar diya balle balle