Joke: Height of everything
Height of Honesty - A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.
Height of Confusion - Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.
Height of pain - A monkey sliding down a knife’s edge using balls as his brakes.
Height of Foolishness - A guy peeping thru’ the keyhole of a glass door.
Height of Itch - A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.
Height of Innocence - A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples thinking them as pimples.
Height of Unemployment - Cobwebs in prostitute’s cunt.
Height of Competition:
1.A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
2.A topless lady standing near mount everest.
Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.
Height of Disgustion: While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.
Height of Technology: Condom with zip.
Height of Penetration: A baby girl born pregnant.
Height of Darkness: A negro searching for his penis in a dark room.
Height of fashion: A female applying LipStick to her vertical Lips.
Height of patience: A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for banana to fall in the right place.
Height of coincidence: And the banana falling in
HEIGHT OF PAIN: the whole banana bunch falls down..
Height of salesmanship: Monkey selling bananas
Height of laziness: A man marrying a pregnant woman
Height of coincidence: My Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.
Height of Frustration: A boxer trying to scratch his balls.
Height of Trouble: A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his arse is itching.
Anonymous said,
October 31, 2006 @ 9:56 pm
Height of Noise: Two Skeletons having sex on a tin roof
Roger said,
October 31, 2006 @ 10:27 pm
This is height of every observation & imagination.
ozzie4u said,
October 31, 2006 @ 10:34 pm
Height of patriotism - Gandhiji using khadi condoms
Height of heights - a man shitting on Mt. Everest to make it two inches taller
Magnet said,
October 31, 2006 @ 11:09 pm
Absolutely mIND bLOWING !!!
Sanjeev said,
October 31, 2006 @ 11:25 pm
Thats really superb
MS said,
October 31, 2006 @ 11:25 pm
Great… Simply too good.
Rupak said,
November 1, 2006 @ 12:13 am
super…………..great…………2 gooooooooooooooooood.
rite more
sps said,
November 1, 2006 @ 1:16 am
good jokes
amjad said,
November 1, 2006 @ 2:36 am
Height of Laziness: A naked man lying over a naked woman and waiting for an earth quake
BImal said,
November 1, 2006 @ 2:47 am
Hights of Technology:
A negro wearing a white shirt and asking for a colored photograph
yeah right said,
November 1, 2006 @ 4:23 am
Height of Penetration: A baby girl born pregnant.
Yes guys! this did happen [I think a 4yr old girl gave birth], I remember it reading years ago, worth looking back.
If any one, finds out pls do post abt it.
yeah right said,
November 1, 2006 @ 4:44 am
Height of speed
A man running around a pole trying to Fuck himself
Raj said,
November 1, 2006 @ 5:48 am
Earthworm in a bowl of noodls is too funny..
!xobile said,
November 1, 2006 @ 9:22 am
height of patience - a naked man sitting on d beach after shitting n waiting for d tsunami to clean his ass…
Anonymous said,
November 1, 2006 @ 11:18 am
wonderful!!!! mindblowing!!!! keep flowing man. let ur creative juices flow.
sum_more said,
November 1, 2006 @ 12:15 pm
height of darkness: a negro fucking a negress in a coal mine.
height of laziness: adopt a child
or
shitting on the beach and waiting for the tide to clean the ass.
Sunil said,
November 1, 2006 @ 1:20 pm
HEIGHT OF FASHION:
Dhoti with a Zip
manish said,
November 1, 2006 @ 1:41 pm
Height of mixed emotions: a guy gets the news that her mother-in-law involved in a major car accident.The car involved was the one he purchased just a couple of days back!!
BImal said,
November 1, 2006 @ 2:07 pm
Hight of weirdness:
A man fucking a pregnent woman and the baby grabs the dick from inside
informer said,
November 1, 2006 @ 2:36 pm
just for the info .. earthworms dont have sex .. theyr asexuals!… btw lol!
Height said,
November 1, 2006 @ 2:45 pm
Height of sophistication: sucking nipples with a straw.
Height of fashion: Baggy condoms.
Chandra said,
November 1, 2006 @ 3:43 pm
Height of Love:- George Bush & Osama bin Laden exchanging USA & Iraq just because they fall in love with each other.
sanjay said,
November 2, 2006 @ 1:26 am
HEIGHT OF SOUND- A SKELETON TRYING TO FUCK ANOTHER IN A CORROGATED SHEET.
sam said,
November 2, 2006 @ 10:29 am
height of tinyness…
a pimple on the dimple on the right ball of an ant…
rahul said,
November 2, 2006 @ 11:00 am
Height of poverty:An woman stitching condoms for husband.
Height of patience:A man standing in queue to fuck his own wife.
ravi said,
November 2, 2006 @ 2:50 pm
height of pattriotism………….
doin toilet on commod in indian style
SUBRAT said,
November 3, 2006 @ 1:50 am
ABSOLUTELY AWESOME THIS IS REALLY GREAT THINKING
KUSHAN said,
November 3, 2006 @ 1:54 am
HEIGHT OF OPTIMISM - MARRYING AT THE AGE OF 60 WITH 60 YEAR OLD WIFE AND TAKING HOUSE NEAR SCHOOL .
KUSHAN said,
November 3, 2006 @ 1:56 am
HEIGHT OF MISERNESS- GOING ON HONEY MOON ALONE WITHOUT TAKING HIS WIFE
KUSHAN said,
November 3, 2006 @ 2:06 am
HEIGHT OF CONSTIPATION -SITTING ON CUMOD AND SINGING AATI NAHI…
coolmint66 said,
November 3, 2006 @ 3:48 am
Height of Miserness :
A man , whose house is on fire, giving blank calls to fire department
naveen said,
November 3, 2006 @ 5:28 am
awesome work dude
Milind said,
November 3, 2006 @ 4:41 pm
Height of Laziness: After shit washing ass by self’s urine.
rajiv said,
November 5, 2006 @ 11:40 am
ssuuuuuuuuuuper nnnnnnniiiiiiiicccccccccceeeee
ricky said,
November 5, 2006 @ 11:43 am
Height of frustration: Sex with aishwarya is on sale for 100 Rs. and you have 99 rupees and 90 paisas only..
lucky said,
November 6, 2006 @ 11:09 pm
Height of technology: Guy fucking a girl through mobile and girl having phone in vibrator mode
Kp said,
November 7, 2006 @ 2:35 pm
Bole to jhakaas
SP said,
November 8, 2006 @ 11:09 am
Height of Impossibility:
Pamela Anderson getting hurt on the nose when she falls down!!
The Godsend said,
November 9, 2006 @ 9:58 am
Height of Pain
Masturbating with sand paper using aftershave as lubricant..?
eben said,
November 9, 2006 @ 4:33 pm
height of achivemwnt:
whitewashing white house with ur shag
Richa said,
November 13, 2006 @ 2:43 pm
Good Going………..
rohan said,
November 15, 2006 @ 12:17 am
great work. i am unable to stop laughing even in public places when i remind the lines.
gaurav k said,
November 22, 2006 @ 3:19 pm
cooooooooool……………………….
sabs said,
November 25, 2006 @ 7:45 am
not satisfied we want more. its great.
goiya said,
November 30, 2006 @ 3:15 am
height of language misuse…
professor says :-
There are three sexually transmitted diseases…U will get atleast one in the exam…
raki said,
December 11, 2006 @ 7:01 am
nice work man ……….but the the the height of language misuse is really a killer.
Spike_Nepal said,
December 18, 2006 @ 4:26 pm
Absolutely Brilliant! A must part joke….
ALIENS said,
December 20, 2006 @ 4:03 am
simmply BRILIANT !!!