Couple of nice SMS jokes sent in by IA:

1st Goes here

Still a Virgin?
Bcoz NO-KIA

Why no Kiya?
Bcoz no eric-son

Why no erection?
Bcoz no sie-mens,
Why?

Bcoz No
mota-laura

So looking for
a re-alliance?

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The 2nd one is here:

A Lady call the gynaecologist & asks ……….
have i forgotten my panties there……??

No says the gynaec..its not here….
Lady…..Never mind…..it must be at the Dentists place….