Joke: Wedding night etiquette

September 30, 2006 at 11:54 am · Filed under Jokes

Another wonderful contribution sent in by our contributing editor CJ:

The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.

“I demand proper manners in bed,” she declared, “just as I do at the dinner table!”

Amused by his wife’s formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. “Is that better?” he asked, with a hint of a smile.

“Yes,” replied the girl, “much better.”

“Very good, darling,” the husband whispered. “Now would you be so kind as to please pass the pussy.”

Comments

  1. rishi said,

    September 30, 2006 @ 1:18 pm

    good

  2. king said,

    October 1, 2006 @ 4:32 am

    nice

  3. mastaofthetrade said,

    October 1, 2006 @ 10:13 am

    nice

  4. No Big Boss said,

    October 1, 2006 @ 11:11 am

    kya baat hai .. FUCK with manners !

  5. cool said,

    October 1, 2006 @ 12:30 pm

    coolone boss

  6. whatisthereinaname said,

    October 20, 2006 @ 5:18 am

    really good

  7. Pulkit said,

    November 10, 2006 @ 2:05 am

    Hadh hain yaar.. :-)