Joke: Fundas of life
An excellent gem of a collection of Fundas of life sent in by CJ:
“U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id”
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There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r a genius slap him as tight as you can cos there is limit of kidding n someone just crossed it.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
j said,
September 29, 2006 @ 12:51 pm
awwwwwwwwsummmmmmm man , keep it up
the site rocks
An admirer said,
September 29, 2006 @ 1:03 pm
nice ones. Keep it up and keep posting new ones
The Dude said,
September 29, 2006 @ 2:46 pm
awesum!
Manav said,
September 29, 2006 @ 4:27 pm
Good ones (short & hilarious)
Toaster said,
September 29, 2006 @ 10:26 pm
Love the last one!!!
maker50 said,
September 29, 2006 @ 11:02 pm
ekdum zakkas bole toh rapchik hai keep it up
raj mht said,
September 29, 2006 @ 11:12 pm
wow really good, but some r olds, keep on but with new ones
raja said,
September 29, 2006 @ 11:16 pm
nice jokes , post more & more
Koch said,
September 29, 2006 @ 11:31 pm
AWWWWWWWWWWWSOME MAN. I Loved the BE GUM one the most.
Anonymous said,
September 30, 2006 @ 12:24 am
what is the diffeence between cricketers & condom
cricketer droop catches
condom catch droops
sameeer said,
September 30, 2006 @ 12:53 am
fantastic ones…..keep it up…
Anonymous said,
September 30, 2006 @ 1:36 am
very good
hunk said,
September 30, 2006 @ 1:58 am
cool man these thoughts are awesum ,,,,, keep the good work going
rakesh said,
September 30, 2006 @ 2:42 am
Really nice ones, the first one is classic and its fact
ak'hmid said,
September 30, 2006 @ 3:54 am
dude, the boobs are great!
stunner said,
September 30, 2006 @ 4:35 am
keep rocking guys….coz life rocks
Rajive said,
September 30, 2006 @ 8:01 am
good joke .. keep it up bro
sikandar said,
September 30, 2006 @ 8:18 am
too good man…keep up the good work!!!
thanks for the post!!!
No Big Boss said,
September 30, 2006 @ 10:41 am
great buddy .. cant we be BE-GUM also !
pp said,
September 30, 2006 @ 11:35 am
nice ones man
satan said,
September 30, 2006 @ 11:40 am
kewl keep it up
prem said,
September 30, 2006 @ 11:47 am
sahi ja raha hai …………..lage raho………………..
gogo said,
September 30, 2006 @ 11:51 am
may i submit the famous ‘JEEVAN KEY SATYA’ iam sorry you have to know hindi to enjoy it
1. Maut or Tatti kahin bhi aa saktey hain.
2. Ichchaein aur mummey..inko jitna dabaogey yeh utna hi badhengey.
3. kimat aur Bra kahin bhi khul saktee hain.
4. jindagi aur jhantein bahut uljhee hui hain…into kataa ja sakta hai par suljhaya nahin ja saktaa
5. saanp aur choot..jahan bhi dikhein inhein maar dena chahiye
Anonymous said,
September 30, 2006 @ 3:39 pm
Bole to bhai khush horela hai.Bol tere ko kya maangne ka hai@ mumbah chahiye kya
kesavkanna said,
September 30, 2006 @ 7:12 pm
i like that liver and kidney joke very much keep it up and waiting for more such jokes.
Anonymous said,
September 30, 2006 @ 10:08 pm
the one about email password is very correct
Ricky said,
September 30, 2006 @ 11:02 pm
Amazing stuff…. keep rocking man!!!! Love the site…….
palak said,
October 1, 2006 @ 11:37 am
awesome bro
prashant kalaskar said,
October 1, 2006 @ 1:31 pm
i relly liked all the quotations, i junt can stopped myself to share it with my frienzs. so nice of you. i will surely waiting for some more nice things…
thanks
amit said,
October 2, 2006 @ 12:07 pm
really good jokes ya gr8 job keep it up
kavita said,
October 2, 2006 @ 12:08 pm
simply sexy
raj said,
October 4, 2006 @ 4:03 am
the first one really got to me. it was freaky!
mitali said,
October 5, 2006 @ 4:20 am
simply entertaining.very good.please continue.
Bawa said,
October 6, 2006 @ 6:43 am
Ha ha ha ha. . . Nice work.
lakshmi narasimhan said,
December 31, 2006 @ 1:35 pm
the hindi quotes is superb
lakshmi narasimhan said,
December 31, 2006 @ 1:36 pm
condom cricket ball comparision was excellent