Joke: Things I Hate About People
A really thought-provoking contribution sent in by R:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time … I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Damn right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?
4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say “life is short”. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?
6. When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No Loser, I paid Rs. 200 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
S said,
August 30, 2006 @ 8:55 pm
For 2nd point, what happens if you feel like changing channels frequently? Do you plan to go to TV so often?
dhanraj said,
August 31, 2006 @ 12:33 am
good
Shah said,
August 31, 2006 @ 5:40 am
What if manual changing channels is disabled in the tv ? Naturally, u’ll have to search 4 d remote to change d channel.
Hitman said,
September 1, 2006 @ 12:52 am
The point about the remote doesnt fit in with the rest,otherwise this is good.
vivek said,
September 1, 2006 @ 9:24 pm
great lines keep the good work !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Always look forword to best lines from you.