Joke: Sex Marketing 101

An excellent analogical contribution from CJ:

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, and pointing at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” That’s Brand Recognition.

Comments

  1. Hot Chap said,

    April 28, 2006 @ 6:56 am

    You’re at a party & when you approach to that gorgeous girl with a line that I’m fantastic in bed.” and she reply you with a Slap on your face .. That’s “Customer’s Feed Back”

  2. Anonymous said,

    April 28, 2006 @ 12:21 pm

    wanted moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  3. kk said,

    December 9, 2006 @ 6:36 pm

    You’re at a party & when you approach to that gorgeous girl with a line that I’m

    fantastic in bed.” and she reply you with a French Kiss This Is Customers Most

    Wanted Products Demand.