An excellent article sent in by RS:

1) Grrrrrosss…(said with a stress on the letter R)
This means you have said something amazingly disgusting and the woman, in all probability, is disgusted too. Gross is often followed by a long drawn Ewwwwwww…

Example: How about some anal sex, Baby?
Grrrrrosssss… Ewwwwwww…

2) Oh, reeeaaallllyyyy… (said with a stress on each syllable of the word Really)
This means you have said something amazingly witty and the woman cannot come with a good repartee.

Example: How about some anal sex, Baby?
Oh, reeeaaallllyyyy…

3) Excuseeee meeeeee…
This means you have said something disgusting and the woman cannot believe you actually said that. Normally, a verbal barrage follows this.

Example: How about some anal sex, Baby?
Excuseeee meeeeee… Ghar mein maa bhein nahi hai kya?

4) Ok ffffffine…(said with a quick OK and a slow fffffineeeee)
This means you have been relentlessly saying something disgusting and the woman will comply… but only against her will.

Example: How about some anal sex, Baby?
Ok fffffffffine…

5) Hmmmmmm… (normally said over Messenger chats)
This is a good sign. NO. This is a MAJOR breakthrough. This is the stuff Camp David or the Indo-Pak Bilateral Dialogue is made of. This means the woman in question is ACTULLY contemplating what you just asked of her.

Example: How about some anal sex, Baby?