Joke: Old man going to get Viagra pills
Yet another wonderful joke sent in by Shahnawaz:
This old man in his eighty’s got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, “Where are you going?”
He said, “I’m going to the doctor.”
And she said, “Why? Are you sick?”
“No,” he said. “I’m going to get me some of those new Viagra pills.”
So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, “Where are you going?”
She said, “I’m going to the doctor too.”
He said, “Why?”
She said, “If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing again, I’m going to get a tetanus shot.”
No Big Boss said,
February 28, 2006 @ 5:59 pm
Another joke on Viagra ….
An old man goes to doctor and asks for Viagra . Doctor gives him a viagra . Seeing it, the old man says that it will be a heavy dose and asks for small dose. Doctor asks his assistant to break the tablet into 2 pieces. The old man asks for more small, and then more small and then more small . Finally when the tablet is divided into 100 small pieces, doctor is surprised. He tells the old man that such a small piece will not be of good effect and will last only for few seconds of erections.
The Old man smiles and says that those few seconds of erection will be wonderful as it will be enough for him to piss in the pot and not on his shoes which are very expensive.