A few good adult jokes sent in by Shahnawaz:

If u have 2 balls between ur legs, then u r a man, but if u have 4 balls between ur legs, don’t think u r a superman, there’s someone fucking u.
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Q. What is the difference between the Indian cricketer & condom?
A. Cricketer drops the catch and condom catches the drop!!!!!
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A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole & she was happy with the thing!