1) In a restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.

2) A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.

3) In a maternity ward:
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.

4) In a cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS
FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

5) Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO
OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.