Question. I am the world record holder for masturbation (11 times) in a single day. But recently when I was reading your column, some other person has broken my record (i.e. 12 times). God is not sending me a girl I can have a very nice time with. I see sexy girls whenever I go by train or bus. But why is he not giving one to me? After all, I was not born in a family where everyone is either from television or a film star. What should I do? Please guide.
Answer. You certainly have your brains in your penis. Apply to the porn industry and retire in three years as your penis will refuse to cooperate with your body soon.
Comments (34)
on: January 25, 2012 8:27 PM | Reply
asshole world record is 79 per day
on: January 25, 2012 8:47 PM | Reply
Hahaha.....! Nice answer.
on: January 25, 2012 10:10 PM | Reply
I understand this your problem very well, and the solution is this is to actually stop shagging and use that time making friendship with girls, and girls just don't fall from tree to your lap, so better socialize, join some gym/club (girl members should be must), dance clases, or anything where you could come in contact to girls, but that dont mean chemistry coaching classes unless you are genius.
don't think of rejection, if you just attempt on 11 girl a day instead of shagging I can guarantee u will get a girl by next week.
on: January 25, 2012 10:16 PM | Reply
same here brother , i am also like u , i never got any girl in my life , then i went to thailand fucked a thai girl felt good , came back to india , tried to make a gf but could not , but got lucky once , one girl let me have sex with her , so keep trying , u may get lucky , all the best
on: January 25, 2012 10:18 PM | Reply
dude.. lets have competetion of mastubating 1 mastubation per hour for 1 day..
on: January 25, 2012 10:31 PM | Reply
ha ha nice answer @editor.
you dammit, better find a girlfriend punctually and have sex rather than hurting your sexual life. and most important stop thinking about sex all the time. Meditation might help you.
on: January 25, 2012 10:36 PM | Reply
u stupid.A teenager died in brazil afetr he masturbated for more than 30 times a day.U try the same and go to hell.
on: January 25, 2012 10:38 PM | Reply
dear muth marne se larki milti h kya, pahle to isko kam karo phir aaram se apne aas paas ki koi aise larki ko dundo jo tum ko aachi lagti ho , phir us se normally baat karna suru karo like time kitna ho raha h,,,,
next time phir kuch pucho ya kahi mile to usko toko like aap kaha padti h ya aap kya karti ho...
is tarah dire dire baat badaoo aur gabrana nahi ki wo kya bolegi...
BEST OF LUCK...
on: January 25, 2012 10:59 PM | Reply
editor, tussi great ho.
wat an answer.
on: January 25, 2012 11:28 PM | Reply
Ajaa mere paas lund leke, pyaas bujhane.......
on: January 25, 2012 11:53 PM | Reply
Chill friends, 90 % of the guys ka yehi haal hain. Compromise is the name of the game
on: January 25, 2012 11:57 PM | Reply
Hahahaha..Lmao..Rofl..
kya mast javab diya hai!!
awsum..
on: January 26, 2012 12:28 AM | Reply
mutthal saale lund ek din tera muth marte marte haath me ajaega tut k.gandu.
on: January 26, 2012 1:12 AM | Reply
dost, dukhi mat ho..most of us are same as u. yahan jitne bhi tumhe bade bade salha de rahe sare aise hi choot ki pyase hai. jinke roj thokne ko mile wo yahan thodi gand marwayega..yaar lekin chcha bhature mat bano. itne kyun phenk rahe ki din mein 11 bar mut marte ho. koi kitne bhi tharki ho jada jada 3-4 bar muth marega.
on: January 26, 2012 1:27 AM | Reply
Hi Debonair, I am 21years old, i fucked my girl frnd many times, n when i was 14year old i got some testicle disease and my one testicle going to grow smaller day by day and disappeared, and now am having only one testicle, and before 3 months am getting normal amount of sperms but from past 3 months am getting only 1ml sperm, am getting fear, pls help me, tel me ways to increase my sperm count normal, n wat s normal semen per ejaculation....??????
on: January 26, 2012 1:35 AM | Reply
Madarchoda, ek din witch ta main teri bhen noo 20 vaar chodiya hoa hai, taa ta record nahi baniya , te tere dhile lun dhee muth maran naal ke hona hai, tu taan sirf door baith ke bhen apni dee chudai dekh saalya
on: January 26, 2012 1:48 AM | Reply
Kyun Binita tum ne kya sab ke lund ka theka le ke rakha hai?
on: January 26, 2012 4:23 AM | Reply
Chutiya...... Sahi answer diya hai.. :P
on: January 26, 2012 5:05 AM | Reply
Hahahah
Lawajab krdia Editor tmne tw.Maza Agia tmra jawab perh k.Hahahaha
on: January 26, 2012 9:13 AM | Reply
lol.. Kya chutia log bhare pade hain.. Socha to theek par pooch kyun raha haia aise bekar question... Aur ek baat samajh le,, ladkiyon ko tera lund nahi chaiye.. Tu baat nahi karega aur bas chodne ka sochega to aise hi hilata rahega apne aap
on: January 26, 2012 9:54 AM | Reply
Binita, can i come to u?
on: January 26, 2012 10:27 AM | Reply
kahan aana hai binita bata to do ya apna kuch contact dedo.
on: January 26, 2012 1:27 PM | Reply
dick head, dont over masturbute , your body will get dehydrated and becomes malnutritioned, and then ur dick will stop responding to sexual thoughts.lol.there is no competition going on to see who is masturbuting the highest. foolish people asking stupid questions.
on: January 26, 2012 1:29 PM | Reply
Hi dude....very sorry to read about you!!! Really, I sympathize with you. But, its almost time to learn about life, I think. Life doesn't mean SEX/SEXUAL LIFE/PLEASURE. Its ONLY A PART...naturally, AN IMPORTANT PART. And a girl is not for YOUR physical/sexual satisfaction. As once, the editor of Debonairblog had said, sexual pleasure is the outcome of a mutual understanding, love, concern, care of a HUSBAND & WIFE. So, I urge you to build up a strong and good personality and I assure you that the girls will come after you. All the best.
on: January 26, 2012 2:42 PM | Reply
Ek din mein 11 bar muth ,,,,,,, thoray din mein lund ko aangan mein bandh k kapre sukhana bhaiya jee
on: January 26, 2012 2:56 PM | Reply
binita teri panty fad ke land gusau. teri ass bhi fuck karunga. pl reply.
on: January 26, 2012 3:34 PM | Reply
Saali chudwana hai mujhse kya?
Kasam se puri khujli mita dunga tere choot ki
on: January 26, 2012 3:40 PM | Reply
Viola,who says it's 79,I have masturbated 84 times in a span of 24 hours,I still remember that day,didn't sleep,watched porn movies,actually it is more than that,I started counting after masturbating a couple of times,and the fact is I come with cum everytime,I guess I am the lone one left,I know it's bad,but can't help it,I can make it cum everywhere.it needs practice and a little bit of skill,but the drawback is you cannot have sex the next day as the dick becomes swollen ,I should have been born in caligula,s time,or should have been a nawab,I just get a feeling that it's actually weird.
on: January 26, 2012 7:57 PM | Reply
bhain choda muth maar maar ke lun nu c wangu tedha karli..jad viah houga teri gharwali kise hor to apdi payas bujhaugi..saalea kudia,aurta nu vi tere varge landua te asli mard di pehchan hundi hai.. tahi ta tere warge landu wal koi dekhdi vi ni....
vese ik tareeka hai,, t ere aass paas koi kuti hougi osnu roti paa paa ke dosti karla ohnu chod ke apda kamm chla li..vese kuti tere laie perfect hai..
Teri bahin laie msg hai that i still love her.
on: January 27, 2012 2:26 AM | Reply
Hahaaaaa.... Best reply so far.... hats off to you and the editor \m/
on: January 27, 2012 8:26 AM | Reply
hahahaha never like any sex advice on debonair as this one :p
on: January 28, 2012 7:22 PM | Reply
mere saath aa jaa nagpur me
on: January 28, 2012 8:39 PM | Reply
lmao , meri bhi aisi hi halat hai naujawan. Waise admin porn industry se retire to nahin hai na ?? :p
on: February 19, 2012 10:22 AM | Reply
Saale chutiye
Tuzse kisne kaha yaha sirf muth maar hi aate hai mai roz sex karta hu..... Here we gat some knowladge enjoy nd fun also
Samza “GANDU”