Previously: Joke: How To Get Rid Of Blind Dates - I
Lick your plate. Offer to lick your date's.
Hum. Loudly. In monotone.
Stare at your date's neck and grind your teeth audibly.
Twitch spastically. If asked about it, pretend you don't know what they are talking about.
Drool.
Stand up every five minutes, circle your table with your arms outstretched, and make airplane sounds.
Sacrifice French fries to a Pagon god.
Discretely fill your pockets with sugar packets, napkins, salt shakers, silverware, floral arrangements, etc...
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Undress your date verbally.
Attempt to auction your date off to people nearby.
After getting your food slide under the table. Take your plate with you.
