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Joke: Dictionary for Personal Ads - Women

Posted on January 16, 2012 12:00 PM, Filed under Jokes Bookmark and Share

WOMEN'S ADS:

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Average - Fat
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

Comments (4)

Posted by
on: January 16, 2012 6:33 PM | Reply

superb!!

Posted by
on: January 16, 2012 7:38 PM | Reply

superb!!

Posted by Tomato
on: January 17, 2012 10:34 AM | Reply

LOL!

Posted by anonymous girl
on: January 20, 2012 3:09 PM | Reply


i duno how ppl enjoy this joke..
not one single line which was nice abt a woman..
disgraceful..

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