1. The late you are at home, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit you.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they are ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
12. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
13. Abandon your wife and your dog in a remote unknown, unreturnable place for an hour. Then pretend finding them and see who’s happy to see you and who divorces you.
14. And then If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.
Editor: Guys, if you have anything to add, you are most welcome to do so in the comments. And the girls are free to return the compliment!
Comments (11)
on: December 8, 2011 4:03 PM | Reply
Dogs love to stay nude all the time
on: December 8, 2011 7:49 PM | Reply
This joke is hilarious. Best one I read in a long time. Thanks for sharing.
on: December 8, 2011 9:19 PM | Reply
-) Dogs don't become useless every month for 7 days.
-) when a dog makes lot of noise, you can throw them out of your house for few hours or even for a night. -) Dogs don't need a bitching pass every month for upto 7 days.
-) Dogs love to play with you and another dog. Infact, more dogs you bring in, more excited they get.
on: December 8, 2011 10:40 PM | Reply
-Dog will not get upset if you don't take them out for a movie.
-Dog will never bother you for watching cricket all the time.
-Dogs don't need expensive gifts to be happy.
on: December 9, 2011 1:33 AM | Reply
But, you won’t have doggy with a dog.. LOL
on: December 9, 2011 7:33 AM | Reply
dogs dont need any cloth
on: December 9, 2011 9:46 AM | Reply
But guys cant fuck dog as we want, for tht we can find bitches bt have to pay them everytime we gt an erection.
on: December 9, 2011 7:10 PM | Reply
You cant fuck a dog, if you try to get oral you have to take 14 injections.
on: December 10, 2011 2:47 PM | Reply
EDITOR PLS CONTINUE THIS BUT WITH OTHER PET ANIMALS -
CAT
GOLDFISH
PIG
ETC ETC
on: December 11, 2011 9:32 PM | Reply
dogs r better then women
on: December 15, 2011 5:09 PM | Reply
but dogs cant give u blow job :P