The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when You first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been With your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with Your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have Sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with Your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "Fuck you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in The morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your Wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Pension Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
Editor: Please do reply in the comments and tell us what stage you are in!
Comments (10)
on: December 1, 2011 5:35 PM | Reply
Somewhere between stage1 & stage2
on: December 1, 2011 6:10 PM | Reply
very well....i think i am right nw in kitchen sex stage,,,
on: December 1, 2011 8:07 PM | Reply
i am in 2nd and 3rd and pray god to stay there!!
on: December 2, 2011 12:46 AM | Reply
Emergency sex
When wife have peroud and you fuck her ass.I am at this stage.
on: December 2, 2011 7:17 AM | Reply
Good one..dude.. it made me lol..
on: December 2, 2011 7:32 AM | Reply
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...really a good one!
on: December 2, 2011 9:26 AM | Reply
2d type :D
on: December 3, 2011 9:44 AM | Reply
sala jindagi hi jhand hai av tk koi v stage nhi.hey friends pls kuch dilwao yaar...very hungry
on: December 6, 2011 11:24 AM | Reply
Stage 4
on: December 6, 2011 4:23 PM | Reply
in 2nd stage.....:)...and want to be thr only.......