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Sex Advice: Guy trying to give a blowjob to himself

Question. I am a 21-year-old virgin. Many times I have tried to give a blowjob to myself but failed. Is there any way that I could succeed at it? Please help.

Answer. Join a yoga class and learn how to bend your body to reach the pleasure spot.

Comments (27)

Posted by Culprit
on: November 15, 2011 6:19 PM | Reply

hahaha.. this shud ve been posted in the jokes corner :D

wtf!! disfrace fuck

Posted by wizardofid
on: November 15, 2011 8:29 PM | Reply

what a fucking douche-bag he is....fucking jerk, own cocksucker... :D

Posted by Aswad
on: November 15, 2011 11:04 PM | Reply

ha hhahah lol....!!!!

ur sucha loser boy!!!!

Posted by DoctorDick
on: November 15, 2011 11:44 PM | Reply

Ha ha.. Kutta ban ja sale..

Out of box thinking by u dude and....awesome answer by author :)

Don't bother about it You will have the feeling of sucking your dick in mouth but your dick will not feel any thing :(

Posted by Manu
on: November 16, 2011 1:04 AM | Reply

Heights ;-)
Lolz

Posted by Krish
on: November 16, 2011 1:38 AM | Reply

Recently read a fact somewhere that an auto-fellatio can be performed by only one out of four-hundred people. But the interesting fact was that rest 399 would have tried to do it once.. :-))

Posted by raul
on: November 16, 2011 3:24 AM | Reply

hahahahahahahahahahahaha ... what a fool

Posted by bj
on: November 16, 2011 4:36 AM | Reply

I used to touch my penis tip with my tongue and slowly tried reaching it inmy mouth.It was fun was good ab exercise trying to do that.I stopped at a point where I can hold the bulb tip in my mouth.it was funNow I haveput on weight and cant do that.

well i'll suggest tht put ur finger in ur ass n taste it.it might give u a same pleasure....hahahhaha

Posted by haha
on: November 16, 2011 5:10 AM | Reply

HAHAHAHA.. What a Jerk.. Next Question.. I can't reach my ass hole to fuck myself. How can I do it?

Posted by Laudachusmera
on: November 16, 2011 12:47 PM | Reply

ROTFLLMAOLOLHAHAHALMAOROFTLLOLLMAAOOOOO

Posted by Smart ass
on: November 16, 2011 1:16 PM | Reply

I like how the editor gave a serious reply with a straight face!

Posted by dfdfdf
on: November 16, 2011 2:26 PM | Reply

i have done it..
don't try to hard..
watch movie shortbus to see the correct position to do it if you have a normal size dick ie 6-7 inches.. longer than that you can do it while sitting and shorther than that go as the editor says

Posted by Ankit
on: November 16, 2011 2:36 PM | Reply

Hahahaha so funny... Now I wonder did baba ramdev also bend his body to reach pleasure point n enjoy... LoL so funny. Still laughing over it :D

Posted by Sutra
on: November 16, 2011 3:56 PM | Reply

Great advice. I did that, but I couldn't reach the beyond the half of the forehead of the penis. Still I am trying. But it is a great feeling. I catch the sperm in my tongue.

Posted by Sutra
on: November 16, 2011 4:00 PM | Reply

I am practicing yoga. Hatha yoga by Iyengar will be more helpful than Rajayoga by Vivekanandha Kendra.
Rajayoga takes little bit long time, but it will work.

Posted by Laundeshwar
on: November 16, 2011 6:14 PM | Reply

Hahaha...i bet rajnikant can do it...ask him for help..:P

Posted by ad
on: November 17, 2011 12:08 AM | Reply

Ha ha ha gr8 question and equally grt replies...like responses of Krish & bj too....

Let me share a joke in this context:

Newton's seventh law of motion:

If a man can run around a circle of radius 4 feet at a speed of 99 miles per hour he can
fuck his own ass!!!

Posted by golu
on: November 17, 2011 12:09 AM | Reply

LMAO! This is funnier than the jokes here...

Watch scary movie..

btw yeh sab kutta log ka habit hai..

Posted, in reply to Sutra's comment, by John
on: November 17, 2011 2:16 PM | Reply

in many church school these practices was used to be taught..now i dont know do they follow it or not

Posted, in reply to Smart ass's comment, by
on: November 20, 2011 12:07 AM | Reply

This gentleman deserves noble price for his jerkiness

Posted by AJJAY
on: November 22, 2011 10:30 AM | Reply

what a fucking retard !!!
GET A GIRLFRIEND and ENJOY the BLOWJOB by HER... WHAT A LOOSER MAN !!!

Posted by kabra
on: November 25, 2011 2:37 AM | Reply

Yaar ye sab soch kaise lete ho.. Purush hi Nahi MahaPurush ho..

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