BE WARNED! I don't know how many of you shop at Walmart, but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Walmart in my town and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday. So be warned!
Comments (13)
on: November 29, 2011 4:20 PM | Reply
awesome one... rofl luvd it...
on: November 29, 2011 5:29 PM | Reply
That is the price you pay for a blow job. And you thought it was for free?
on: November 29, 2011 5:43 PM | Reply
go and fuck yourself. if anyone lost their wallet, they will not do that act again. you did so many times?
on: November 29, 2011 6:45 PM | Reply
I guess you had it empty after the first 2 times so you did get your money's worth lol.....
on: November 29, 2011 9:21 PM | Reply
Now that I know it, I am hoping loose my wallet soon :)
on: November 30, 2011 12:57 AM | Reply
Great... They will really get mad once opening your wallet. It may only have some coins and worn out notes... Along with a few zero balance debt cards
on: November 30, 2011 4:23 AM | Reply
I WOULD LOVE TO BE ROBBED OF MY WALLET,GREAT ONE MATE
on: November 30, 2011 11:02 AM | Reply
Chutiya Phokot mein koi lund chusta hai kya???
You deserve such thing for getting oral sex.
on: November 30, 2011 4:35 PM | Reply
Abey Chutiye!! Ek Baar Nahin, Do Baar Nahin , Tijhe 6Baar Chutia Banagayee!!
on: November 30, 2011 9:57 PM | Reply
People have very poor sense of humour. Great Joke.
on: December 1, 2011 2:42 AM | Reply
lot of dudes here doesn't have sense of humor at all.......
This is in "Jokes" column not in "news"
actually i love to loose my wallet twice a day, all 7 days a week.....
on: December 1, 2011 11:36 PM | Reply
tooo goood,,,,,,, nice piece of joke buddy..... good sense of it.,... half of the dickheads above are gone nuts...
on: December 2, 2011 4:09 AM | Reply
How could such Morons exist ... I am talking about the ones who didnt get this joke:)