The owner of a bar employs a new bouncer, and gives him strict instructions not to let the patrons get too drunk. Unfortunately, the bouncer has devoted his life to body-building, martial arts and cleansing his spirit, and therefore has never touched alcohol, and has no concept of "too drunk." One guy walks up to the bar and says to the barman, "One beer please." The barman shakes his head, but gets the beer.
No sooner does the guy have the beer to his lips, than he feels a sudden sharp pain in his back and finds that he is lying on the ground, staring at the ceiling, and his beer is gone! "What the hell was that?" he asks.
"That was capoeira from Brazil, " the bouncer replies. As the guy gets up, he notices that everyone else has soft drinks, so he says to the barman, "Orange juice, " and as the bouncer turns away, he whispers to the barman, "and put a double shot of vodka in it too!" He barely touches it to his lips before he feels a searing pain in his side and has a now familiar view of the ceiling. "What the fuck was that?" he asks, feeling somewhat annoyed. "That was karate from China" the bouncer replies. The man slowly gets to feet and leaves the bar. When he gets back, he knocks the bouncer out cold with one hit, saying, "When he wakes up, you can tell him that it was a crowbar from K-Mart!"
