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Joke: First Time With A Condom

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms.

There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused.

So she looked all around the store. It was empty. "Just a minute, " she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it . She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time." So I climbed on her.

It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and POW, I shoot my load within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I said, "I sure did, " and held up my thumb to show her.

Comments (3)

Posted by Tomato
on: November 8, 2011 12:43 AM | Reply

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by Hoffmen
on: November 8, 2011 2:33 PM | Reply

Lolz... Good One...! Post some more like this...!

Posted by Rahulcs2010
on: December 5, 2011 4:39 AM | Reply

Thumbs up for this Joke!!!

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