One day Dolly Pardon was fortunate enough to meet Queen Elizabeth. The two became great friends. One afternoon, they asked the limo driver to take them shopping. On the way to the store, a car ran a red light and hit the limo, killing both women.
When they got to Heaven, they were stopped at the gate by St. Peter. He said, "I'm sorry ladies. With the number of recent deaths, there is only room for one of you. Therefore, you must give me a reason to choose you to stay while the other is sent 'down there.'" Dolly gets an evil grin on her face and lifts her shirt, exposing her bare breasts. She says, "Surely this is a sight to be seen and enjoyed by all the men here in Heaven."
St. Peter is happy with this reason, but still has to hear the queen's reason to stay. When told it is her turn to speak, the queen is silent. She lifts her dress, pulls down her panties, takes out a bottle of expensive wine, and douches with it. St. Peter says, "OK your majesty, you may enter.
" Dolly is outraged! She shouts, "I just showed you a great pair of boobs and you're kicking me out!??" St. Peter calmly answers, "Even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair."
