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Three guys are sitting in a bar drinking, and oddly enough, the conversation turns to sex. The three guys are discussing which famous woman each of them would like to sleep with, and the first man begins by saying, "Well, I'm a breast man myself, I like 'em big and voluptuous. I'd have to have Dolly Parton!" They all erupt into a round of back-slapping and drinking in agreement with his choice. The second guy gives his opinion, "Well, I like a good, round, firm ass myself, so I would have to sleep with Heather Locklear!" Again, a round of toasting and high-fiving ensues. Finally, the third guy gets his chance, and tells his friends, "Well, I like my women to be wild, crazy and dangerous, so I'd have to sleep with Virginia Pippellini!" The other two guys are somewhat surprised, and mention that they were supposed to be talking about famous women, and Virginia Pippellini isn't famous. The third guy replies, "Sure she's famous, there was a big article about her in today's paper." And he hands them a copy of a newspaper with the headline: "Five Men Killed Laying Virginia Pipeline"