I've learned that you can't make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that you better have a big willy or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others.
They are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take it's place. I've learned that 99 of the time, when something isn't working in your house, one of the kids did it. I've learned that the people you care most about in life, are taken from you too soon, and all the less important ones just never go away.
Comments (2)
on: November 9, 2011 7:28 PM | Reply
Though this has been posted under jokes..this really is the bitter truth.. well said buddy !!
on: November 10, 2011 5:39 PM | Reply
Well said, Agree with everything you said as this describes the real joke our life sometimes plays on ourselves.
Been married for twenty years and love my wife dearly but also realize no matter what I say or do for her she does not feel the same way towards me. Like you said, you can't make any one love you, just hope that give in, which is even worse and sadder.
peace and thanks my man.