A man goes bear hunting so he can get a genuine bearskin rug. He's walking through the woods when he spots a really big bear.
I stops, takes aim and pulls the trigger. At which time the bear disappears. He goes over to collect his trophy, but when he gets to where the bear fell he doesn't see the bear.
At that point he feels a tap on his shoulder. When he turns around, he sees the bear that he thought he had shot.
The bear tells him. Here I am minding my own business and you try to kill me. The bear says you have a choice, I'm either going to kill you or you can give me a blow job. The man says well I don't want to die so I guess its the blow job.
So he does and then leaves.
The next day hes in the same spot when the same bear walks in front of him.
The man takes careful aim and pulls the trigger, at which time the bear disappears.
The man goes over to collect his trophy but when he gets there, yep no bear. He feels a tap on his shoulder and when he turns around there stands the bear.
The bear says well bub, this time its death or I'm going to fuck you in the ass.
The man says well I don't want to die so he bends over and the bear drills him. They part ways again.
The next day the man is in the exact same spot when the very same bear passes in front of him. The man lays behind a log this time and takes a very careful aim, bang and the bear disappears again. The man said I know I got him this time. So he walks over to collect his trophy.
When he discovers that the bear isn't there. He feels a tap on his shoulder, swallowing hard he turns around and there stands the bear. The bear says to him, you don't come out here for the hunting do you.
