"You feel almost as good as my wife."
"You know, your mother is so much better!"
"Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?"
"Oh my God!!! 3.5 seconds, a new record"!!!!!!
"Do you mind? I'm trying to watch TV."
"Darling, don't you think that the ceiling needs painting?"
"Oh Janet!" . And your name is Carol
"Will you please hurry up there is a really good movie coming on in one minute."
"Is it hurting? I can't even feel it."
"Is it in yet?"
"Do you think your sister would like to join us?"
"Finished! I didn't think you started yet."
"But you said you would be through by the time the commercial was over."
Editor: Please feel free to write about the words you wouldn't like to hear during sex in the comments. Thanks.
Comments (3)
on: October 3, 2011 9:40 PM | Reply
''FBI! Freeze!''
''I have AIDS. lol.''
on: October 4, 2011 1:06 AM | Reply
" urs is too small"
" make it fast...shops will get closed"
" it doesnt taste good"
" let me finish this movie...its the climax (movie would have just started)"
" wish we could do. i just started to have periods"
" your friend had a long dick"
" your friend took it so long"
" you couldn't touch the end"
lots more!!!!
on: October 8, 2011 7:16 AM | Reply
Once during a fuck session my girl friend took name of her ex.... she was just moving out of the separation....
That was socking but I never fought on that.