One evening, after almost 45 years of marriage, a couple is in bed when the woman feels that her husband began to caress it as he had done more for a long time.
It starts with him tickle the neck, then down along the back to the hollow of the kidneys. He caresses the shoulders and neck, breasts and then stopped on the stack lower abdomen. He began to place his hand on the inside of his left arm, once again touching his breast, his hip and then runs his buttocks and his left leg to the calf. Then he goes back to the inner thigh and stops at the top of his leg. He did the same on the other side and suddenly stops, turns on the side and does not say a word.
Since all these caresses he had a lot of effect, she asks him lovingly: "Honey, it was wonderful, why have you decided?"
He mutters:
"I found the remote."

