A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going, everyone got pissed and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the crap out of each other. The Police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings calm with the use of his hammer, shouting "Silence in Court".
"The court room goes silent and Paddy stands up and says, "Judge... I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened". The Judge asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride.
"Well", said Paddy, "After I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song... when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick in her privates".
"God," the Judge responded, that must have hurt!"
Paddy replies "Hurt! Your Honor, you have no idea! He broke three of my fingers!"
Comments (6)
on: October 1, 2011 11:33 PM | Reply
I dont get it!
on: October 2, 2011 6:36 PM | Reply
Over the course of 3 songs, paddy had inserted his fingers into bride's genitals.
on: October 2, 2011 6:42 PM | Reply
the fingers of best man were in brides private... he was fingering her dude during dance
on: October 2, 2011 9:34 PM | Reply
you need brain to understand that or when you are getting married, let her dance with me.
on: October 3, 2011 1:53 AM | Reply
The groom broke the best man's fingers when he kicked his wife's privates. His fingers doing it at her privates
on: October 3, 2011 2:03 AM | Reply
That means the best man was fingering the bride, and kept going, till the bridegroom noticed it and kicked the bride in her pussy, then because the guy had his fingers in her pussy, they were broken.