White guy standing next to black dude in the toilets, Hey man how'd you guys get such big dicks he asks.
Black Guy joking to the white Guy says, our mothers tie a brick to the end of it when we are small, the weight of the brick stretches it. I'm gonna try that says the white guy and off he goes.
A month later Black guy sees the white guy standing in the toilets again. Hey man he says, joking again, did you try tying a brick to your dick.
Much to his surprise the white Guy says yeah , for the last month I've had a brick tied to my dick.
Did it work asks the black guy. It's half worked says the white guy , it hasn't got any longer but its turned black!
