Rich Guy boasts to Poor Guy, I'm getting my wife two presents for Christmas.
A diamond bracelet and a BMW soft top.
If she doesn't like the bracelet she can return it to the jewellers in the soft top so she will still be happy.
Poor Guy says, yeah I've done some similar. I've bought the wife a new frying pan and a dildo.
If she doesn't like the pan she can go fuck herself!
