A gypsy chats with a black guy.
- Listen, starts the gypsy, how the hell do you manage to get your kids to be so black? I've tried, and tried, and tried, and nothing!
- Is your dick as big as mine, asks the black guy?
- Uh, ... no, comes the reply.
- Is your dick as thick as mine?
- No.
- Well, there you have it, goes the black guy. Stray light is getting in!

