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Joke: Osama Bin Laden In Paradise

Posted on August 28, 2011 12:00 PM, Filed under Jokes Bookmark and Share

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise. He was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled angrily, "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"

Then Patrick Henry punched Osama in the nose and James Madison kicked him in the groin.

Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, Thomas Jefferson and 66 other early Americans. As he writhed in pain on the ground, an angel appeared.

Bin Laden groaned, "This is not what I was promised!"

The angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you! What did you think I said?"

Comments (2)

Posted by Sameer
on: August 28, 2011 9:35 PM | Reply

So sad osama

Posted by Mi5
on: August 29, 2011 5:54 PM | Reply

hahaha....good one!!

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