Never Say These To A Man With A Small Penis:
1. Oh ............ Its so cute !
2. Please stop fingering me and come into me !
3. Oh ............ I am so sorry about your penis !
4. Who circumcised you !
5. Why don't we just cuddle !
6. You know ............ They have surgery to fix that !
7. It's more fun to look at !
8. Make it dance please ?
9. You know ............ there's a tower in Italy like that !
10. Can I paint a smiley face on that ?
11. Oh ............ But you have such big feet ............ And this is like this ?
12. My last lover was atleast 6 inches bigger !
13. It's OK ............ We'll work around it !
14. Oh Lord ............ there's an inch worm on your thigh !
15. Will it squeak ............ If I squeeze it ?
16. Oh no ............ I have a sudden headache !
17. Can I be honest with you ?
18. My 8-year-old brother has one like that !
19. Let me go and get my tweezers !
20. This explains your small car !
21. You must be a growing boy !
22. Maybe if we water it ............ It'll grow !
23. Are you one of those pygmies ?
24. Ever hear of Clearasil ?
25. I didn't know they came - this small !
26. Why is God punishing you ?
27. At least this won't take long !
28. Let's just stick with your hand !
29. Do you need a splint to prop that up !
30. How interesting !
31. I never saw one so small like this before !
32. What do you call this ?
33. But it still works right ?
34. It looks so unused !
35. Do you take steroids ?
36. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks the penis !
37. Maybe it looks better in natural light !
38. Let me know when you're done !
39. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt ?
40. Oh ............ It is hiding !.
41. Are you cold ?
42. Is that an optical illusion ?
43. What is that ?
44. Does this run in your family ?
45. It's a good thing you have so many other talents !
46. Does it come with an air pump ?
47. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality !
48. Look ............ It all fits in my mouth at once !
49. Can you get this pencil out of me now ?
50. Can we apply to the Guinness Book of records ?
