The Top 10 Things To Check The Salad Bar Before You Load Your Plate Up:
Anything that's moving.
Green Carrots.
Moldy Croutons.
Body parts.
Blood in the French Dressing.
A cucumber slice with a bite out of it.
I've seen the movie...they could be there so watch out for Killer Tomatoes!!!
Lettuce that closely resembles Astroturf.
How should I put this...let's just that the sneeze guard didn't do its job and there's something phlegm related in the radishes.
The body of Harold, the dim-witted drive thru clerk who kept messing up orders, under the ice on the bar.
